Teddy Zartler
@quantumtessera.bsky.social
Doctor Preeminent Pedant and slightly OCD whackadoodle on Bsky.
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So, are you getting excited for #YoungScientistNetworking? I am! Who do we have?
@chemscrapes.bsky.social @manhattanscientist.bsky.social @pwk2024.bsky.social @marycanady.bsky.social @pauldauenhauer.bsky.social @punkrockscience.bsky.social @jenlove.bsky.social and @merz.bsky.social
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The chemical connection for day 3 of #ChemAdvent is furfural: adding nutty flavours to both roasted chestnuts and turrón, the Spanish Christmas sweet 🌰
#ChemSky 🧪
#ChemSky 🧪
December 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The chemical connection for day 3 of #ChemAdvent is furfural: adding nutty flavours to both roasted chestnuts and turrón, the Spanish Christmas sweet 🌰
#ChemSky 🧪
#ChemSky 🧪
What the Hell is up with the ads during MNF? I don't think there's been a brand I've ever heard of...
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
What the Hell is up with the ads during MNF? I don't think there's been a brand I've ever heard of...
I take two of these...
The FDA never released a comprehensive list of the drugs it allowed into the U.S. even though they were made by banned factories.
So we made that list for you 👇
So we made that list for you 👇
The FDA Let Substandard Factories Ship These Medications to the U.S.
ProPublica identified more than 150 products that were exempted from import bans since 2013. Our list provides the names of the drugs or ingredients and their manufacturers, many of which are no longe...
www.propublica.org
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I take two of these...
This is long, but I am definitely going to read it, especially since I did my thesis on the lac operon...
Lac operon: Wait… what?! Noise in the basement?
by Christoph — If you've ever come across the topic of 'gene regulation in bacteria' in your biology classes at high school, college or university, you've inevitably learned about a classic: the lac operon of E. coli. Well, this it's not an exam…
by Christoph — If you've ever come across the topic of 'gene regulation in bacteria' in your biology classes at high school, college or university, you've inevitably learned about a classic: the lac operon of E. coli. Well, this it's not an exam…
Lac operon: Wait… what?! Noise in the basement?
by Christoph — If you've ever come across the topic of 'gene regulation in bacteria' in your biology classes at high school, college or university, you've inevitably learned about a classic: the lac operon of E. coli. Well, this it's not an exam here! Just ask yourself what you remember without the help of an AI.
smallthingsconsidered.blog
December 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This is long, but I am definitely going to read it, especially since I did my thesis on the lac operon...
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We have posted this New Yorker's cartoon several times in the last 13 years... it gets only more relevant and infuriating with the passage of time. We are, collectively, a species of idiots.
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
We have posted this New Yorker's cartoon several times in the last 13 years... it gets only more relevant and infuriating with the passage of time. We are, collectively, a species of idiots.
Can you compost a dead rabbit. Maybe like one that got stuck in your fence...
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Can you compost a dead rabbit. Maybe like one that got stuck in your fence...
I finally saw The Town. It was Good Will Hunting with bank robbers. And the accents were not good.
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I finally saw The Town. It was Good Will Hunting with bank robbers. And the accents were not good.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Nene
Coatimundi
Iguana
Sea Turtle
Turkey
Nene
Coatimundi
Iguana
Sea Turtle
Turkey
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Golden Eagle
Elk
Black bear
Moose
Bull snake
Golden Eagle
Elk
Black bear
Moose
Bull snake
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Nene
Coatimundi
Iguana
Sea Turtle
Turkey
Nene
Coatimundi
Iguana
Sea Turtle
Turkey
Dafuq is this tool in my bar set?
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Dafuq is this tool in my bar set?
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Why does skunk spray smell so bad, and what are some science-backed methods for removing the stench? The latest edition of #PeriodicGraphics in @cenmag.bsky.social takes a look: cen.acs.org/biological-c...
#ChemSky 🧪
#ChemSky 🧪
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Why does skunk spray smell so bad, and what are some science-backed methods for removing the stench? The latest edition of #PeriodicGraphics in @cenmag.bsky.social takes a look: cen.acs.org/biological-c...
#ChemSky 🧪
#ChemSky 🧪
What the hell is wrong with the field in Cincy?
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
What the hell is wrong with the field in Cincy?
A movie that takes place where I am now
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A movie that takes place where I am now
A movie that takes plant where imfrom.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
A movie that takes plant where imfrom.
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
So, for the next #DnD campaign, we are thinking of making the species and class random (pulled out of a hat, with one veto). So, I am looking at species and classes that available for us. So, follow me down my brain's rabbit hole. First here is this from 2023. www.dndbeyond.com/posts/1648-2...
2023 Unrolled: A Look Back at a Year of Adventure
Discover last year's top picks for classes, species, and more in this breakdown of D&D Beyond's stats from 2023!
www.dndbeyond.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
So, for the next #DnD campaign, we are thinking of making the species and class random (pulled out of a hat, with one veto). So, I am looking at species and classes that available for us. So, follow me down my brain's rabbit hole. First here is this from 2023. www.dndbeyond.com/posts/1648-2...
Is S4 of the Witcher worth it?
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Is S4 of the Witcher worth it?
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Ears
Ears
change one letter and ruin a candy
Wounds
Wounds
change one letter and ruin a candy
Nards
Nards
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Change one letter and ruin a candy
Ears
Ears
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Big news: I’m writing a book!!
I’ll be writing & illustrating a beginner’s guide to appreciating wildlife in cities/suburbs, & how all of us can make our neighborhoods better for those animals.
Thank you to my book agent @ericsmithrocks.bsky.social & the folks at Storey for believing in this book!
I’ll be writing & illustrating a beginner’s guide to appreciating wildlife in cities/suburbs, & how all of us can make our neighborhoods better for those animals.
Thank you to my book agent @ericsmithrocks.bsky.social & the folks at Storey for believing in this book!
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Big news: I’m writing a book!!
I’ll be writing & illustrating a beginner’s guide to appreciating wildlife in cities/suburbs, & how all of us can make our neighborhoods better for those animals.
Thank you to my book agent @ericsmithrocks.bsky.social & the folks at Storey for believing in this book!
I’ll be writing & illustrating a beginner’s guide to appreciating wildlife in cities/suburbs, & how all of us can make our neighborhoods better for those animals.
Thank you to my book agent @ericsmithrocks.bsky.social & the folks at Storey for believing in this book!
Picking up my daughter and grand-cat from the train...
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Picking up my daughter and grand-cat from the train...