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Ben Puntch

@puntchy.bsky.social

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I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon

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forever botchamania @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 13h

why does the Jem'Hadar on the right look like MJF

Maxwell Jem'Hadar Friedman

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 14h

Stone cold

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 1d

He loves his pickle

A grey cat laying on a wood floor with a green pickle toy under one paw. He is looking at the camera with big, green eyes

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 1d

Let the boys out to breathe

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 1d

Grape lady, QVC sword guy, and QVC ladder guy will be the three pillars of my new, better internet

Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 1d

we need to do a full social media reset. get back to its true purpose (making fun of that person who was squishing grapes with her feet and fell over)

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 1d

Oh fuck, the parquet floor in the Gambler van

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 1d

If you have a social media account for a pet and it dies you can't just roll the account over to your new pet. That kitten didn't earn those followers.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 2d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 2d

I love a lot of their comics and also assume they've paid for magic beans several times in their life.

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 2d

Glad I was sitting down and and didn't have a drink in my mouth when I found out Grant Morrison believes in some dumb shit.

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 2d

I feel like everywhere I've worked has had a stack of Papa Johns plates of unknown origin

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 2d

1 for me

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 2d

Old lady groyper
Sharing the memes about America's fall
Children won't call

James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 2d

[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby]

onion person @junlper.beer · 3d

old lady groyper

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 2d

This is, of course, a joke. All women love the Herkimer Battle Jitney

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 2d

Women don't like the vehicle

Herkimer Battle Jitney, the finest non-lethal combat vehicle ever produced

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 2d

The Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama guy is still around? Good for him, good for him.

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 2d

Super J-Cup 94 and a Best of Tajiri comp.

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 3d

“Pro wrestling is a lie that reveals the truth” is a real @mattd-sc.bsky.social ass line

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 3d

I just want a little bit of business to do with my hands in social situations that doesn't give me cancer.

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 3d

The highlight of my week so far has been getting high and watching Maigret on PBS and you can pry that from my cold, dead, stoned hands

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 3d

I paid three American dollars for a bag of peanut M&Ms yesterday and it's got me ready to take to the streets

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 3d

I have frequently disagreed with sepsis and its actions in the past, BUT...

Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 3d

Jordan Peterson critically ill with pneumonia, neuropathy, and sepsis

Jordan Peterson is sick, and suffering from "spiritual attacks" (and surely it's not the drugs, or long COVID, or a meat-only diet, or...)

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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 3d

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 13

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 3d

Beats workin'

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 4d

My wife is on knee surgery 18 or 19 and I hear nothing but bad things about them.

Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 4d

Claudio Castagnoli wrestling a tag match with one of the guys from the Bloodhound Gang in Germany because why not? 🤼

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