Punkrockbeth
@punkrockbeth.bsky.social
Prancing disaster. Art-stripper and femmecee. Socialist. Dog mom to Minnie Pearl and girlfriend to TheWrongSongs. Costume archivist. Lifelong Nashvillain. (She/her/uncle) 🇵🇸🎡🔥⚡️💎👽🪩🦅
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Punkrockbeth
@punkrockbeth.bsky.social
· May 26
When was I radicalized? The moment the cops told Pee-Wee that they would not help him find his bike.
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No one should have two z's in their name. If your name has more than one z go away I'm not talking to you
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
No one should have two z's in their name. If your name has more than one z go away I'm not talking to you
The Bedtime Heard ‘Round the World
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Bedtime Heard ‘Round the World
Current hyperfixation meal: larb gai.
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Current hyperfixation meal: larb gai.
I was just behind a Lamborghini. That thing sounded like a fucking tugboat. Pass.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I was just behind a Lamborghini. That thing sounded like a fucking tugboat. Pass.
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Mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is cool and all but I think classes like "How to calm the fuck down as an adult in a healthy non self-destructive way 101" is something that should also be taught before graduation
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is cool and all but I think classes like "How to calm the fuck down as an adult in a healthy non self-destructive way 101" is something that should also be taught before graduation
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[me during a relaxing massage]
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
[me during a relaxing massage]
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
The G in tangerine should be a hard G because them thangs tangy as hell.
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The G in tangerine should be a hard G because them thangs tangy as hell.
All tags in sweatshirts and tee shirts should be perforated for easy removal.
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
All tags in sweatshirts and tee shirts should be perforated for easy removal.
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Hi I am in school for MUSEUM and now I feel homicidal any time anyone misuses the word “curate.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Hi I am in school for MUSEUM and now I feel homicidal any time anyone misuses the word “curate.”
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Time's wingèd chariot hurrying near, playboy?
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Time's wingèd chariot hurrying near, playboy?
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This is my dog, Bubba. At no point in time did Donald Trump blow him, I’m sorry for any confusion. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This is my dog, Bubba. At no point in time did Donald Trump blow him, I’m sorry for any confusion. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Let a man call me Piggy at my job and see what happens.
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Let a man call me Piggy at my job and see what happens.
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your stink lines are looking extra wavy today, champ
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
your stink lines are looking extra wavy today, champ
I got $20 for whoever tells me where Neck Hole is buried.
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I got $20 for whoever tells me where Neck Hole is buried.
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The Phantom of the Opera is the scariest horror movie monster. Other monsters just kill you, but the Phantom makes you do a karaoke duet with him first.
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The Phantom of the Opera is the scariest horror movie monster. Other monsters just kill you, but the Phantom makes you do a karaoke duet with him first.
My doctor was like “a lot of people don’t get the benefits of Metformin because they give up due to the side effects before it does anything” and I was all “those people are pussies” and let me tell you I WAS VERY WRONG THIS MEDICINE IS A BOOGER. I am 9 days in and the nausea/poops are vicious.
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My doctor was like “a lot of people don’t get the benefits of Metformin because they give up due to the side effects before it does anything” and I was all “those people are pussies” and let me tell you I WAS VERY WRONG THIS MEDICINE IS A BOOGER. I am 9 days in and the nausea/poops are vicious.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
If someone wanted to get rich, they would offer the Judy Gemstone fashion collection for me to buy.
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If someone wanted to get rich, they would offer the Judy Gemstone fashion collection for me to buy.
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look man I think the president should be allowed to catch a dick whenever they want in total peace but that’s just not the world republicans are willing to build with me
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
look man I think the president should be allowed to catch a dick whenever they want in total peace but that’s just not the world republicans are willing to build with me
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Depressed person: "All these annoying therapies and life changes aren't going to fix the government or my ex wife or the environment or all the REASONS I'm in despair."
No, they're just going to fix your brain so that you don't think the only possible response to these things is despair.
No, they're just going to fix your brain so that you don't think the only possible response to these things is despair.
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Depressed person: "All these annoying therapies and life changes aren't going to fix the government or my ex wife or the environment or all the REASONS I'm in despair."
No, they're just going to fix your brain so that you don't think the only possible response to these things is despair.
No, they're just going to fix your brain so that you don't think the only possible response to these things is despair.
ICE CREAM PAINT JOB IN THE GAY BAR
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
ICE CREAM PAINT JOB IN THE GAY BAR
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I can't calm my tits because that's where I store my whimsy
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I can't calm my tits because that's where I store my whimsy
I think Peaches may be the most alive person alive right now.
a woman with a mohawk and a chain around her neck is saying this is our strength
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media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I think Peaches may be the most alive person alive right now.