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Got about 20 minutes of good sleep last night because the baby decided she's just awake forever now, but on the plus side I managed another 6/6 in LL this morning so the Slumdog Millionaire season continues
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
me since Nov 2024
the pmc is achieving self-consciousness as a world-historical class
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
6 months of baby 🥰
December 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Yeah this actually makes a ton of sense
the Dodgers have started giving out huge relief contracts recently for fairly opaque, hard to discern reasons; the contracts also haven't worked out well for them so far. My suspicion is that at ~99 percent playoff odds every year that they are running out of shit that moves their cWPA projections
One reason for pause:

Dodgers wanted Edwin Diaz for 3 years at $23m per.

Dodgers are by all accounts the best and smartest organization in baseball.

Because it’s the Dodgers, as a nonexpert fan, it’s hard to be like “Stearns is being smart here, that’s a really dumb move”
December 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Easy LL today for another 6/6, which means I continue to have an outside chance at Slumdog Millionairing myself into Rundle A
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Everybody's Catholic today huh 🙄
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The hardest own I've ever suffered was at the gym a few years back when I told my buddy I'd love to import a used cab-over kei truck, and a girl said "Are you from Austin? That sounds like something someone from Austin would do"
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
the restaurant was playing "Golden" from Kpop Demon Hunters as we were finishing lunch so I started telling my wife about this meme (see alt text for context), and about five minutes later as I was finishing my explanation a white lady drives by blasting... "Golden" from Kpop Demon Hunters
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Logged onto the depression machine & now I'm depressed, fancy that
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
what are you people even tweeting about
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
That man's name? Father Paul Duré
Cloudflare is just one guy holding two cables together. The entire internet runs through them. He is being electrocuted 24/7 but holds on because he knows people need the world wide web. When he passes out from pain & exhaustion we get 404 errors
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I should get into the Bay Area luxury rehab center market
They’re calling him the world’s most sober man:
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Underrated part of having cats is how they completely forget you exist once you light the fireplace
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Eny Cabreja baseball card, iykyk
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
My version of this is that "stronger together" is the perfect distillation of the American democratic ideal and we wasted it on the goddamn 2016 Clinton campaign
It sucks that American Canto could be a cool title for something else
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
if going to h-mart is wrong I don't want to be right
saw the term "wypipo" in the wild and discourse by harvard-educated people about whether white people are allowed to go to h-mart and i have never been so relieved to see something which annoys me so much
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
falklands discourse? are you fucking kidding me?
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Here at OpenAI, we're totally revolutionizing the way dipshits write demand letters to companies they think owe them money
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It's extremely important to hold the line on this stuff and let yourself look like a human. I hate hate *hate* what the apps are doing to beauty standards, m&f alike. Don't get hair plugs. Don't get botox. Don't even whiten your teeth. Every little concession moves the standard the wrong direction
it is incredible that after hundreds of years of body dysmorphia, it took me less than four years of incel / PUA media for men to catch up
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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status symbol? my status symbol is comfortable financial security
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I regret to announce that I watched Fantastic Four: First Steps
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This is true and also the strikeout paradox drives me nuts, not mathematically or anything, it just seems cosmically unfair
Teams just pay for Ks. It’s the most predictable, reliable way to prevent runs and being able to miss bats with spin is something that ages better than nearly anything else—velo can wane but wicked break can last forever.
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This is not a comment on Katz, about whom I know nothing, but this makes three additions to the MLB coaching staff who were fired by other orgs in 2025
The Astros are hiring former Chicago White Sox pitching coach Ethan Katz as a pitching coach on their staff, source tells @theathletic.com. Katz will replace Bill Murphy, who left for the Pittsburgh Pirates last month.
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
There's a house in my neighborhood with a security system that yells "HI, YOU ARE ON CAMERA" to anyone walking past on the sidewalk, and I truly think building a 20-foot concrete wall would be less antisocial
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM