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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · Nov 3

If you think you can hang with my Team Rocket deck, add me on Pokemon Pocket.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3h

A woman says "hi, I'm here for the Magic: The Gathering tournament." A man at the registration booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says 'uh... I'm cis actually." Another man comes up and says "hi... wow ma'am your transition..." The first man interrupts him shouting "Tony! No!"

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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 3h

Thats everyone got a stand now (please ignore Horobi, he's still in the bad books for what he did at the end of Zero One).

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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 3h

Not an official sale and GMG is trying to take their shot at Humble, so will happily eat the loss on something like this 🤷

Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 3h

There's not been as much progress as we'd like to think since then. Can still get a decade old game looking sweet and fine.

Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 5h

Destiny 2 is still such a looker. Sure, two of these shots can't technically be visited anymore, but sssshhhh. Still great sci fi locations in the game. Even if its in a weird spot right now, we'll see if they can recover from the cringefest that is the upcoming Star Wars expansion.

Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 5h

Woke has won

Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 6h

And yet it doesn't matter, they shouldn't be getting rewarded for dogshit video thumbnails like that. Super wasn't even cancelled, it was finished. Sparking Zero is getting more characters. Daima being over and Super manga being on a break is at least accurate.

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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 6h

We love some right wing scare pieces, don't we?

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Alex Donaldson @apzonerunner.com · 7h

Videogamer's new logo a screaming exclamation mark on the 'support independent games media' argument. Legitimately thought this was someone taking the piss when it was first posted in a discord, but no, it's on the site. You have to laugh (or else you'll cry)

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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 7h

I think the fragmentation of society through capitalisms pressures leads to a lot of folk getting destroyed like this. They get pushed to extremes because they feel like their way of life is threatened because capital makes third place social spaces and communities harder to enjoy and maintain.

Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 8h

So many popular tiktok videos have their comments infested with bible bots these days. Its mental but you need to keep perspective on how much more common irreligiousness is in every passing census, and how it only takes a few freaks to spin up a bot farm to make them look more numerous.

Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 8h

Was thinking "Spider-Man 2 on PS2 was fucking class, but...whit?" for a wee while.

VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 8h

Ghost of Yotei had the biggest first-party launch in Europe for PlayStation since Spider-Man 2, in terms of first week physical and digital sales.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ghost-o...

Ghost of Yotei had the biggest first-party launch in Europe for PlayStation since Spider-Man 2 | VGC

The game’s first weekend of sales were in line with those of Ghost of Tsushima…

www.videogameschronicle.com

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outsidewolves @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 12h

A four panel comic strip. An anthropomorphic wolf man runs into an office where three others are working at their desks. He says, "The fire marshal is coming for annual inspections!" In the next panel, a seated wolf is playing with a remote control airplane, and a smoke detector with an open battery compartment is mounted on the wall above him. The first wolf says "Put that 9 volt back in the smoke detector!" In the third panel, an anthropomorphic dog holds a power strip while standing next to a sculpture comprised of multiple power strips. The first wolf says "Hide your..."Daisy Chain Power Strip" sculpture!?" In the fourth panel, a bear proudly displays his t-shirt which reads "I love storing combustibles around radiators." The first wolf, in exasperation, yells "CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!"

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morrowind-npcs @morrowind.zip · Nov 1

Grurn is a lich who dwells in Fort Firemoth. Sellus Gravius will tell you that Grurn and his undead horde "literally marched out of the ocean and overran the garrison there." The lich captured the shield artifact named the Ward of Akavir, which the Imperial Legion seeks to recapture.

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Jeff Yang @originalsp.in · 22h

Thousands of posts from a private Young Republican Telegram chat reveal a culture of casual racism/antisemitism, rape jokes and celebration of Hitler/Nazism.

Some of the ringleaders are below: We live in a world where 4chan types now occupy positions of real power.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Peter Giunta, chair of the New York State Young Republicans

Bobby Walker, vice chair of the New York State Young Republicans

William Hendrix, communications assistant for Kansas’ Republican Attorney General Kris Kobach

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Man Panics After Reaching Age Where Parents Prematurely Started Family

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 1d

I'm just like a large language model in that I've read everything on the internet and it's made me effectively useless

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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 1d

Lost one of my strongest armies in this Total War campaign. FUCK NURGLE.

Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 1d

Want some personal horror? Go through your oldest bookmarks and see how many are still active.

Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 1d

If you're posting TOD combos for the new DBFZ patch, where you start with 7 bars and then begin looping super after super with EX moves, after opening with some super unsafe shit? I am legally allowed to kill your entire family.

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 1d

INTERVIEWER: Where do you see yourself in five years?

GODZILLA: Honestly, probably still stomping Tokyo. I just can't get enough of it.

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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 1d

Excuse me?

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"The Real Horror is the News" Reply Guy @posindustries.protects.earth · 1d

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Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 1d

Keep discovering little neat things about the different figures I've got. The Geats one can attach the belt buckles to the gun. Just beautiful that they bother doing this.

Prostate Puncher @prostatepuncher.bsky.social · 2d

The shop staff at my place ended up knowing us really well, and it was a place early-teens me could go and hang out to chat with people. As capitalism has pushed margins on game shops, that kind of community shit has been phased out, sadly. Nowadays you just buy shit digitally and be done.