Avocado-at-Law
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LA fire update: everyone is being so much nicer this week. Opposing counsel across the board has toned it down. Neighbors are being neighbors. Random interactions at the grocery have been kind. It’s really been something.
January 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
LA fire update: everyone is being so much nicer this week. Opposing counsel across the board has toned it down. Neighbors are being neighbors. Random interactions at the grocery have been kind. It’s really been something.
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See this map? This map is why — when you call a friend in LA to say “Hey I’m gonna been in Los Angeles next week. Wanna get together?” — there’s a long pause.
Been getting a lot of people asking about LA geography concerned that the images they see means the entire county is on fire. That's understandable.
But LA is a big place. So, to give an idea of scale it's time to cart this out again. It's a map of LA with other cities superimposed on it.
But LA is a big place. So, to give an idea of scale it's time to cart this out again. It's a map of LA with other cities superimposed on it.
January 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
See this map? This map is why — when you call a friend in LA to say “Hey I’m gonna been in Los Angeles next week. Wanna get together?” — there’s a long pause.
I am beyond impressed by the response to the LA Fires. Emergency services have been on their game in a chaotic and frustrating situation.
January 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I am beyond impressed by the response to the LA Fires. Emergency services have been on their game in a chaotic and frustrating situation.
Palisades Fire (view from Century City)
January 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Palisades Fire (view from Century City)
They had lunch! Anyone got details on Saw’s BBQ?
December 28, 2024 at 2:06 AM
They had lunch! Anyone got details on Saw’s BBQ?
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Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
AUSTIN, TX—In a sweeping prohibition with immediate implications for the Lone Star State’s potential mothers-to-be, Texas banned the sale of luggage to pregnant women Monday. “With this law, we ensure...
theonion.com
December 14, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
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Another one of my favorite images of 2024: A great horned owl and its owlet snuggle together atop a resurrection fern-covered tree limb, surrounded by blankets of Spanish moss. Taken at 1120mm, I had to wait an hour for the wind to blow just right to create a window in the moss. #birds
December 14, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Another one of my favorite images of 2024: A great horned owl and its owlet snuggle together atop a resurrection fern-covered tree limb, surrounded by blankets of Spanish moss. Taken at 1120mm, I had to wait an hour for the wind to blow just right to create a window in the moss. #birds
Sunset through the Malibu fire smoke field
December 11, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Sunset through the Malibu fire smoke field
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Motion to determine restaurant
December 9, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Motion to determine restaurant
I had a quick litigator joke, but he still billed .1
I have an appellate lawyer joke, but I didn’t preserve it below
I have a res judicata joke, but you’ve probably already heard it
December 4, 2024 at 3:30 AM
I had a quick litigator joke, but he still billed .1
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Hello, I'm Cüâg, an oversized shopping bag that’s great for laundry day.
Hello, I'm Cüâg, an oversized shopping bag that’s great for laundry day.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Hello, I'm Ňifrüs, a $500 low slung modular sectional. Good for naps.
Hello, I'm Ňifrüs, a $500 low slung modular sectional. Good for naps.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Hello, I'm Ňelëh, an $11 French press that's somehow better than your $85 non-IKEA French press.
Hello, I'm Ňelëh, an $11 French press that's somehow better than your $85 non-IKEA French press.
November 29, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Hello, I'm Cüâg, an oversized shopping bag that’s great for laundry day.
Hello, I'm Cüâg, an oversized shopping bag that’s great for laundry day.
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Anyone got eyes on Kristi Noem
The balloon of Bluey, the beloved children’s cartoon character, popped during inflation the day before the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
Bluey balloon pops during inflation before Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
The balloon of Bluey, the beloved children’s cartoon character, popped during inflation the day before the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
www.nbcnewyork.com
November 28, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Anyone got eyes on Kristi Noem
There is no ethical way to use an ATM. They are built for the purpose of disempowering and replacing real, human bank tellers.
November 25, 2024 at 2:18 AM
There is no ethical way to use an ATM. They are built for the purpose of disempowering and replacing real, human bank tellers.
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WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN ELON’S ARMIES BURNED OUR TIMELINES AND DROVE OUR PEOPLE INTO EXILE
WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE SLUTBOTS FOISTED THEIR NETHER REGIONS UPON THE USERS WHO REMAINED
WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN BRIANNA WU CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET
WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE SLUTBOTS FOISTED THEIR NETHER REGIONS UPON THE USERS WHO REMAINED
WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN BRIANNA WU CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET
October 19, 2024 at 1:47 PM
WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN ELON’S ARMIES BURNED OUR TIMELINES AND DROVE OUR PEOPLE INTO EXILE
WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE SLUTBOTS FOISTED THEIR NETHER REGIONS UPON THE USERS WHO REMAINED
WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN BRIANNA WU CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET
WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE SLUTBOTS FOISTED THEIR NETHER REGIONS UPON THE USERS WHO REMAINED
WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN BRIANNA WU CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET
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I joined a sparkling wine fan site and it just turned into a prosecco chamber
November 22, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I joined a sparkling wine fan site and it just turned into a prosecco chamber
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In a deposition I once joked about planning to take the LSAT for fun and the court reporter put "(the room is silent)" in the transcript. My attorney sent me a screenshot of it and told me I should probably avoid both law school and comedy.
November 18, 2024 at 8:27 AM
In a deposition I once joked about planning to take the LSAT for fun and the court reporter put "(the room is silent)" in the transcript. My attorney sent me a screenshot of it and told me I should probably avoid both law school and comedy.
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Everyone thinks they want a smart dog NO YOU DO NOT you want a dummy, not a dog that can solve puzzles and commit tax fraud
November 22, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Everyone thinks they want a smart dog NO YOU DO NOT you want a dummy, not a dog that can solve puzzles and commit tax fraud
Did Gaetz even last a full Scaramucci?
November 21, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Did Gaetz even last a full Scaramucci?
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Calorie counts should only be present on the food of my enemies
November 21, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Calorie counts should only be present on the food of my enemies
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Quote post with a picture of yourself to the newbies so they know what they’re dealing with
November 19, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Quote post with a picture of yourself to the newbies so they know what they’re dealing with
Quote post with a picture of yourself to the newbies so they know what they’re dealing with
November 19, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Quote post with a picture of yourself to the newbies so they know what they’re dealing with
Deleted my Twitter. Don’t let me down friends. You’re the only crew I got now.
November 18, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Deleted my Twitter. Don’t let me down friends. You’re the only crew I got now.
Same Avocado you know from #LawTwitter (now #LawSky)
November 14, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Same Avocado you know from #LawTwitter (now #LawSky)
I forget ... Do we set the clocks back or forwards a year tonight?
January 1, 2024 at 12:36 AM
I forget ... Do we set the clocks back or forwards a year tonight?