The Sharts of Narsil
@professorplague.bsky.social
Writer, creator, multimedia storyteller, performer, mutual aider, Dungeon Master for hire. Desert carny.
Looking for employment.
Buy this album!
https://campsite.bio/bobbyjoeebola
Looking for employment.
Buy this album!
https://campsite.bio/bobbyjoeebola
Pinned
My Own Bare Hands (Official Music Video) - Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
YouTube video by Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
m.youtube.com
“…I remember times that don’t seem real anymore in my mind
Is it just in my head how we lived before the Years of Lead?
It’s all turned to dust
The only currency that’s left is trust…”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=k1_D...
Is it just in my head how we lived before the Years of Lead?
It’s all turned to dust
The only currency that’s left is trust…”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=k1_D...
I think it sets everyone at ease if you announce to your fellow commuters, in a firm voice that you are NOT a frotteur
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I think it sets everyone at ease if you announce to your fellow commuters, in a firm voice that you are NOT a frotteur
“Direct action is, ultimately, the defiant insistence on acting as if one is already free.”
-David Graeber
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-David Graeber
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3 arrested after deputies say they were caught having sex in Winn-Dixie parking lot in the Florida Keys - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale
MARATHON, FLA. (WSVN) - Three people were arrested after authorities in the Florida Keys say they were found having sex while heavily intoxicated in a<a class="excerpt-read-more" href="https://wsvn.co...
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December 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
“Direct action is, ultimately, the defiant insistence on acting as if one is already free.”
-David Graeber
wsvn.com/news/local/f...
-David Graeber
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Hey SF BAY AREA! Are you pumped about my band’s last show of the year?
That’s right, December 20 at 924 Gilman in Berkeley CA come see @bobbyjoeebola.bsky.social live in concert!
Somehow we got invited to the big Hanukkah Party with the killer lineup and I am just glad to be included.
That’s right, December 20 at 924 Gilman in Berkeley CA come see @bobbyjoeebola.bsky.social live in concert!
Somehow we got invited to the big Hanukkah Party with the killer lineup and I am just glad to be included.
BERKELEY! DECEMBER 20!
Get ready for our final show of 2025, celebrating Hanukkah with some of our best buds:
JEWDRIVER
VIOLENT COERCION
THE HAMMERBOMBS
STERILE EYES
…aaaand little old us
924 Gilman st Berkeley CA
$15 - 7pm - ALL AGES
See you there!
Get ready for our final show of 2025, celebrating Hanukkah with some of our best buds:
JEWDRIVER
VIOLENT COERCION
THE HAMMERBOMBS
STERILE EYES
…aaaand little old us
924 Gilman st Berkeley CA
$15 - 7pm - ALL AGES
See you there!
December 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Hey SF BAY AREA! Are you pumped about my band’s last show of the year?
That’s right, December 20 at 924 Gilman in Berkeley CA come see @bobbyjoeebola.bsky.social live in concert!
Somehow we got invited to the big Hanukkah Party with the killer lineup and I am just glad to be included.
That’s right, December 20 at 924 Gilman in Berkeley CA come see @bobbyjoeebola.bsky.social live in concert!
Somehow we got invited to the big Hanukkah Party with the killer lineup and I am just glad to be included.
You need this T shirt, this sticker in your life. Tell me you don’t. You can’t, not without your filthy lies turning to ash in your mouth.
NEW LOGO ALERT!
Use the promo code SANTAPOOP at bobbyjoeebola.bandcamp.com for 25% ALL merch, LPs, buttons, stickers, AND the NEW BJE 'Crest' shirt and sticker designed by Michael Houghton at Courage Co Design & Illustration!
Promo code expires January 1st so get yer holiday shopping done now!
Use the promo code SANTAPOOP at bobbyjoeebola.bandcamp.com for 25% ALL merch, LPs, buttons, stickers, AND the NEW BJE 'Crest' shirt and sticker designed by Michael Houghton at Courage Co Design & Illustration!
Promo code expires January 1st so get yer holiday shopping done now!
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
You need this T shirt, this sticker in your life. Tell me you don’t. You can’t, not without your filthy lies turning to ash in your mouth.
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Breathe. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Major AI conference flooded with peer reviews written fully by AI
Controversy has erupted after 21% of manuscript reviews for an international AI conference were found to be generated by artificial intelligence.
www.nature.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Breathe. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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Get Psyched!
12/5 @sixthstationtrio.bsky.social at Silver Sprocket
12/6 @roninopf.bsky.social at Sʏᴢʏɢʏ
12/7 @7thstreetbigband.bsky.social at Art Boutiki
12/9 Intermission Orchestra at Berkeley
12/20 @bobbyjoeebola.bsky.social at Gilman
12/30 @cselectband.bsky.social at @artboutiki.bsky.social
12/5 @sixthstationtrio.bsky.social at Silver Sprocket
12/6 @roninopf.bsky.social at Sʏᴢʏɢʏ
12/7 @7thstreetbigband.bsky.social at Art Boutiki
12/9 Intermission Orchestra at Berkeley
12/20 @bobbyjoeebola.bsky.social at Gilman
12/30 @cselectband.bsky.social at @artboutiki.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Get Psyched!
12/5 @sixthstationtrio.bsky.social at Silver Sprocket
12/6 @roninopf.bsky.social at Sʏᴢʏɢʏ
12/7 @7thstreetbigband.bsky.social at Art Boutiki
12/9 Intermission Orchestra at Berkeley
12/20 @bobbyjoeebola.bsky.social at Gilman
12/30 @cselectband.bsky.social at @artboutiki.bsky.social
12/5 @sixthstationtrio.bsky.social at Silver Sprocket
12/6 @roninopf.bsky.social at Sʏᴢʏɢʏ
12/7 @7thstreetbigband.bsky.social at Art Boutiki
12/9 Intermission Orchestra at Berkeley
12/20 @bobbyjoeebola.bsky.social at Gilman
12/30 @cselectband.bsky.social at @artboutiki.bsky.social
Just remembering this particular diary entry from '1984' for no reason at all.
November 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Just remembering this particular diary entry from '1984' for no reason at all.
Just got back from Facebook. It's not going great over there.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Just got back from Facebook. It's not going great over there.
Never thought I would live to see the 3rd Amendment become relevant again, but here we are.
Some 300 Illinois National Guard members, activated by the Trump administration as part of Operation Midway Blitz over the objections of Gov. JB Pritzker, have spent more than a month housed not at a federal installation but at a state-owned training site.
Illinois National Guard housed at state site as questions about Trump deployment costs grow
Gov. JB Pritzker has allowed federalized Illinois National Guard troops to use the training area in Marseilles as precise costs for the Guard deployments remains a moving target.
trib.al
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Never thought I would live to see the 3rd Amendment become relevant again, but here we are.
PROF. ARTURO: Mr Mallory, when do we slide from this Trumpian dystopia?
MALLORY: uhh, I think we're home.
CRYIN' MAN: Oh HELL no
*SLIDERRRRS*
MALLORY: uhh, I think we're home.
CRYIN' MAN: Oh HELL no
*SLIDERRRRS*
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
PROF. ARTURO: Mr Mallory, when do we slide from this Trumpian dystopia?
MALLORY: uhh, I think we're home.
CRYIN' MAN: Oh HELL no
*SLIDERRRRS*
MALLORY: uhh, I think we're home.
CRYIN' MAN: Oh HELL no
*SLIDERRRRS*
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
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I can't remember the precise wording but someone on here said that the Republican threat to expose Bill Clinton too isn't so much a threat as it is a "buy one, get one free" promotion.
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I can't remember the precise wording but someone on here said that the Republican threat to expose Bill Clinton too isn't so much a threat as it is a "buy one, get one free" promotion.
I'm not getting through the paywall to find out, but given what I've heard about Long Island, one must wonder if the Nazi-style helmet he's wearing in this photo gives any indication of what he was doing when he got stabbed.
A 15-year-old boy died after being stabbed during a house party on Long Island on Monday night that was attended by roughly 100 teenagers, the police said.
15-Year-Old Is Fatally Stabbed at Long Island House Party, Police Say
Liam Delemo, of West Babylon, was stabbed when a fight broke out at a party near his home that was attended by dozens of teenagers, the authorities said.
nyti.ms
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I'm not getting through the paywall to find out, but given what I've heard about Long Island, one must wonder if the Nazi-style helmet he's wearing in this photo gives any indication of what he was doing when he got stabbed.
Remember, remember, the 5th of November, when Doc Brown first conceived of the flux capacitor.
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Remember, remember, the 5th of November, when Doc Brown first conceived of the flux capacitor.
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I just got out of D&D and am finally watching The Speech and I got as far as "these are not hands that have been allowed to hold power" before I burst into tears
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MfB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MfB...
Zohran Mamdani delivers victory speech
YouTube video by ABC News
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I just got out of D&D and am finally watching The Speech and I got as far as "these are not hands that have been allowed to hold power" before I burst into tears
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MfB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MfB...
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BERKELEY! DECEMBER 20!
Get ready for our final show of 2025, celebrating Hanukkah with some of our best buds:
JEWDRIVER
VIOLENT COERCION
THE HAMMERBOMBS
STERILE EYES
…aaaand little old us
924 Gilman st Berkeley CA
$15 - 7pm - ALL AGES
See you there!
Get ready for our final show of 2025, celebrating Hanukkah with some of our best buds:
JEWDRIVER
VIOLENT COERCION
THE HAMMERBOMBS
STERILE EYES
…aaaand little old us
924 Gilman st Berkeley CA
$15 - 7pm - ALL AGES
See you there!
November 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
BERKELEY! DECEMBER 20!
Get ready for our final show of 2025, celebrating Hanukkah with some of our best buds:
JEWDRIVER
VIOLENT COERCION
THE HAMMERBOMBS
STERILE EYES
…aaaand little old us
924 Gilman st Berkeley CA
$15 - 7pm - ALL AGES
See you there!
Get ready for our final show of 2025, celebrating Hanukkah with some of our best buds:
JEWDRIVER
VIOLENT COERCION
THE HAMMERBOMBS
STERILE EYES
…aaaand little old us
924 Gilman st Berkeley CA
$15 - 7pm - ALL AGES
See you there!
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Yep, it’s a concentration camp.
This looks like a concentration camp.
Under Trump, the draconian future of homelessness policy is coming into focus: mass internment. Utah is building a 16-acre site to detain up to 1,300 homeless people inside locked "accountability centers." This is profoundly alarming.
Vital reporting from @ellenbarry.bsky.social and Jason DeParle:
Vital reporting from @ellenbarry.bsky.social and Jason DeParle:
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Yep, it’s a concentration camp.
I can't get this song out of my head lately. Who can say why?
"On that promised morning
We will wake and greet the dawn
Knowing that your wicked life is over
And that we will carry on
We'll exhale
We'll high five
We will know at last
How great it is to be alive"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8...
"On that promised morning
We will wake and greet the dawn
Knowing that your wicked life is over
And that we will carry on
We'll exhale
We'll high five
We will know at last
How great it is to be alive"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8...
When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I can't get this song out of my head lately. Who can say why?
"On that promised morning
We will wake and greet the dawn
Knowing that your wicked life is over
And that we will carry on
We'll exhale
We'll high five
We will know at last
How great it is to be alive"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8...
"On that promised morning
We will wake and greet the dawn
Knowing that your wicked life is over
And that we will carry on
We'll exhale
We'll high five
We will know at last
How great it is to be alive"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8...
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The buzzards know.
Nearly piss full catheter bag on leg, two bruised ports on back of BOTH hands covering bruises, spotted while Trump is in Korea.
Nearly piss full catheter bag on leg, two bruised ports on back of BOTH hands covering bruises, spotted while Trump is in Korea.
October 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The buzzards know.
Nearly piss full catheter bag on leg, two bruised ports on back of BOTH hands covering bruises, spotted while Trump is in Korea.
Nearly piss full catheter bag on leg, two bruised ports on back of BOTH hands covering bruises, spotted while Trump is in Korea.
This article was a RIDE. JFC more red flags than a Soviet parade.
A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
October 31, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This article was a RIDE. JFC more red flags than a Soviet parade.
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Happy Halloween! Here’s our spooky video about how work is literally Hell.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DVGK...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DVGK...
Time Is Crawling (Official Music Video) - Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
YouTube video by Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
m.youtube.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Happy Halloween! Here’s our spooky video about how work is literally Hell.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DVGK...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DVGK...
Happy Halloween, here's a spooky video from my old band!
"And now we usher in the age of steam
Choking smoke blows forth from our machines
And from the engine room there comes a cry
The fire's burned too long
There's nothing to throw on
But you and I..."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwhh...
"And now we usher in the age of steam
Choking smoke blows forth from our machines
And from the engine room there comes a cry
The fire's burned too long
There's nothing to throw on
But you and I..."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwhh...
Thee Hobo Gobblins - Obelisk
YouTube video by Adam Parmalee
www.youtube.com
October 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Happy Halloween, here's a spooky video from my old band!
"And now we usher in the age of steam
Choking smoke blows forth from our machines
And from the engine room there comes a cry
The fire's burned too long
There's nothing to throw on
But you and I..."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwhh...
"And now we usher in the age of steam
Choking smoke blows forth from our machines
And from the engine room there comes a cry
The fire's burned too long
There's nothing to throw on
But you and I..."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwhh...