The Clear Cider
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Oh, stop it! Laugh. Parody, satire, & truth as needed. Prevent truth decay, brush with Clear Cider. Caution, I still run with scissors. Dog lover.
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ted cruz heckled/booed off stage at Christian Gala: “If you don’t stand with israel… I won’t stand with you.”🇵🇸🙏
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
ted cruz heckled/booed off stage at Christian Gala: “If you don’t stand with israel… I won’t stand with you.”🇵🇸🙏
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Without farmworkers we wouldn’t be able to celebrate Thanksgiving. Be thankful for their hard work this holiday season!
Sin los trabajadores agrícolas no podríamos celebrar el Día de Acción de Gracias. ¡Agradece su arduo trabajo en estas fiestas!
#WeFeedYou #Thanksgiving
Sin los trabajadores agrícolas no podríamos celebrar el Día de Acción de Gracias. ¡Agradece su arduo trabajo en estas fiestas!
#WeFeedYou #Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Without farmworkers we wouldn’t be able to celebrate Thanksgiving. Be thankful for their hard work this holiday season!
Sin los trabajadores agrícolas no podríamos celebrar el Día de Acción de Gracias. ¡Agradece su arduo trabajo en estas fiestas!
#WeFeedYou #Thanksgiving
Sin los trabajadores agrícolas no podríamos celebrar el Día de Acción de Gracias. ¡Agradece su arduo trabajo en estas fiestas!
#WeFeedYou #Thanksgiving
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“Let them eat generic cake …”
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“Let them eat generic cake …”
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“The Purge” but every billionaire is reverted to a thousandaire like most of us.
December 14, 2024 at 12:39 AM
“The Purge” but every billionaire is reverted to a thousandaire like most of us.
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Some things in life are just amazing!!! 💕💕
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Some things in life are just amazing!!! 💕💕
Happy Thanksgiving !!!
Don’t forget to bring up politics at your family Thanksgiving dinner so you can save money come Christmas. 🫶
This Thanksgiving do you think Trump will pay the $1M going rate & pardon himself?
This Thanksgiving do you think Trump will pay the $1M going rate & pardon himself?
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Happy Thanksgiving !!!
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The resemblance is uncanny. I recognized him instantly.
Don’t forget to bring up politics at your family Thanksgiving dinner so you can save money come Christmas. 🫶
This Thanksgiving do you think Trump will pay the $1M going rate & pardon himself?
This Thanksgiving do you think Trump will pay the $1M going rate & pardon himself?
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The resemblance is uncanny. I recognized him instantly.
“Let them eat generic cake …”
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“Let them eat generic cake …”
“Wait, what … pudding?”
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
“Wait, what … pudding?”
And when he’s in the White House ?
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 AM
And when he’s in the White House ?
Never forget that this same guy dodged the draft 5 times when his country asked him for his own military service.
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Never forget that this same guy dodged the draft 5 times when his country asked him for his own military service.
Hmmm … Trump watches, guitars, bibles, cologne, hats, sneakers, t-shirts, etc, are all still made in China with no plans to move production domestically. 🤷♀️
Trump: "We're leading in everything. Our auto plants are pouring back into our country. Wait until you see the jobs coming with them. But they're, many of them are under construction."
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Hmmm … Trump watches, guitars, bibles, cologne, hats, sneakers, t-shirts, etc, are all still made in China with no plans to move production domestically. 🤷♀️
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November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Have you ever seen this video interview from 2008 of Trump expressing his deep love for Hillary & Bill Clinton?
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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It’s almost as if Trump had Bondi simply install an unqualified Ivanka-lookalike to prosecute the cases so he could ogle her.
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It’s almost as if Trump had Bondi simply install an unqualified Ivanka-lookalike to prosecute the cases so he could ogle her.
Remember when Trump tariffed an island full of penguins?
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Remember when Trump tariffed an island full of penguins?
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Usually Trump wears 3-inch extended shoulder pads with his suits to hide his physical pear-shape & to give an illusion of strength.
Here see him with no shoulder pads, and his actual 2-inch shoulders.
So much so that the seam for his shirt’s sleeve is drooped 2-3 inches below his shoulder’s edge.
Here see him with no shoulder pads, and his actual 2-inch shoulders.
So much so that the seam for his shirt’s sleeve is drooped 2-3 inches below his shoulder’s edge.
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Usually Trump wears 3-inch extended shoulder pads with his suits to hide his physical pear-shape & to give an illusion of strength.
Here see him with no shoulder pads, and his actual 2-inch shoulders.
So much so that the seam for his shirt’s sleeve is drooped 2-3 inches below his shoulder’s edge.
Here see him with no shoulder pads, and his actual 2-inch shoulders.
So much so that the seam for his shirt’s sleeve is drooped 2-3 inches below his shoulder’s edge.
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🚨BREAKING: A federal judge Monday dismissed the Department of Justice’s (DOJ) cases against FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, finding that the prosecutor President Donald Trump handpicked to bring charges against them had been unlawfully serving since September.
Federal Judge Dismisses Trump’s Political Prosecutions of former FBI Chief Comey, NY AG James
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
🚨BREAKING: A federal judge Monday dismissed the Department of Justice’s (DOJ) cases against FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, finding that the prosecutor President Donald Trump handpicked to bring charges against them had been unlawfully serving since September.
Multiple court case losses for Trump today !!!
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Multiple court case losses for Trump today !!!
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The baseless indictment against Attorney General Tish James has been dismissed.
Good riddance.
Good riddance.
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The baseless indictment against Attorney General Tish James has been dismissed.
Good riddance.
Good riddance.
“Just a loser loser, right ?!”
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“Just a loser loser, right ?!”
They didn’t show the horse’s ass with the Clydesdale …
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
They didn’t show the horse’s ass with the Clydesdale …
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BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Why wasn’t this GIGANTIC news last week ?! 🇲🇽⚡️🇺🇸
While no one noticed, Trump & Hegseth have US military storm a Mexican beach in dramatic invasion on Monday.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
US troops storm Mexican beach in dramatic invasion
Six signs saying 'warning: restricted area' were plunged into the sand at a beach in Northeast Mexico called Playa Bagdad.
www.dailymail.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Why wasn’t this GIGANTIC news last week ?! 🇲🇽⚡️🇺🇸
MAGA are wandering around lost & confused when finding out that many of their primary “influencers” & leaders are actually from Nigeria, Bangladesh, India, Russia, Israel, Trumpfuckistan, Vietnam, etc.
h/t: @mermaidmamamaggie.bsky.social
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November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
MAGA are wandering around lost & confused when finding out that many of their primary “influencers” & leaders are actually from Nigeria, Bangladesh, India, Russia, Israel, Trumpfuckistan, Vietnam, etc.
h/t: @mermaidmamamaggie.bsky.social
h/t: @mermaidmamamaggie.bsky.social