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The Clear Cider

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Oh, stop it! Laugh. Parody, satire, & truth as needed. Prevent truth decay, brush with Clear Cider. Caution, I still run with scissors. Dog lover. 🔴 = 🚫 | DMs = 🚫 🦋 🌹

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 4d

It’s growing lately, but how does he clean that thing?

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 7h

I made this literally years ago. Even before he buried Ivana there. It’s only getting closer to what the truth will be. The lines will be long.

Forgive naive spelling errors at the time.

* Bedminster

Gigantic yellow urine pool at Bedminster, NJ.

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 15h

Fortunately, Trump still thinks Time magazine is distributed to millions, and sitting front view on public newsstands, nationwide, aka the 1980s …

This photo has broke the whiny little bitch; don’t forward, of course. 🤣🤣🤣

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Dawn @dawnyriver.bsky.social · 18h

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 4d

It’s growing lately, but how does he clean that thing?

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 17h

Seagulls … the answer is seagulls!

I made this years ago.

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 4d

It’s growing lately, but how does he clean that thing?

The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 18h

I did it first, Time.

The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 4d

It’s growing lately, but how does he clean that thing?

The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 18h

Gobble, gobble.

The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 19h

Remember when Trump “disappeared” for a week, and no one knew where he was?

Can we do that again?

Longer?

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LizzieK8 @oma-n-peg.bsky.social · 19h

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 19h

Gobble, gobble. 🦃

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 19h

“The photo is probably the worst in history. They ‘removed’ my hair and added something floating above my head — like a tiny crown. Very strange! I’ve never liked photos taken from below, but this one is just terrible and should be withdrawn,” Trump wrote

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 19h

MAGA headline: Trump Admits He’s Going to Hell, But So … What’s Wrong With That?

God @thegodpodcast.com · 1d

It’s been 36 hours and I still can’t stop laughing about how Trump knows he’s going to Hell 😂

The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 20h

Imagine being the consummate pedóphile that you order your decorators to distract your office with gold-leafed plastic flourishes …

Imagine being such a pedóphile that you order your decorator to distract your office with gold-leafed plastic flourishes …

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 1d

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 1d

She despises him, regardless of her public statements. <eye rolls>

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 1d

Never forget, Trump & the other powerful people who raped little girls & boys for their fun are still hidden out there … unpunished, unnamed, unashamed!

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 1d

World leaders aghast during narcissistic Donald’s charade credit ceremony.

“It took 3000 years to get to this point. (chuckles) Can you believe it? And it’s gonna hold up, too.”

Israel has only been in physical existence since 1947.

Take all the time you need …

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 1d

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 1d

She despises him, regardless of her public statements. <eye rolls>

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 1d

Someone from the USA needs to give Trump a gold participation trophy, and maybe … maybe, he’ll devote his wayward attention to this country.

Look! Squirrel !!!

The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 1d

She despises him, regardless of her public statements. <eye rolls>

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 1d

It starts with just one tadpole …

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 2d

Is there anyone that actually likes JD Vance, for any reason ???

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 2d

If they were all “Biden’s FBI agents,” why did Trump pardon them all during his first week in office ?!

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 2d

FDA director, Marty Makary.

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 2d

Be aware, in the past, that Trump has been accused of initiating sexual assault against 26 different women … but those are just the ones who have come forward ! 🤔

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The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 2d

Nothing butters grandpa’s half-baked biscuits as a slobbering calculated love note from Vlad, lamenting grandpa’s loss of the unqualified Nobel Peace Prize.

(This is real.)

The Clear Cider @theclearcider.bsky.social · 2d

Say again … why is ICE targeting the brown people, but not thee? 🤔

Actual photo, untouched, of Trump aboard AF1.

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