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Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 13h

god this man is just an incredible asshole

like, i try hard to be an asshole, but i can't repress my empathy and respect the way this guy just naturally does

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 13h

long COVID is looooooooong

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Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 13h

or a knock-off by Trader Ming's

Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 14h

i keep various bottles of soy sauce, black & rice vinegar, chili-garlic paste, and sweet chili sauce in my pantry

i can quickly whip up a better sauce than these idiots spend millions to bottle

Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 14h

95% of the advice the ButterBall Hotline gives

Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 14h

anyway, don't cook turkey whole - you get overcooked white meat and undercooked dark meat and that's disrespectful to the bird

Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 14h

i cook thanksgiving dinner for my family, and i was planning on spatchcocking and butchering a turkey (that my mom will be given and i will not be buying) and describing the process and the purpose visibly disgusted my mom

she will be eating the turkey and i - a 22 year vegetarian - will not

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

“What a lot of people don’t know, before you eat a turkey, you have to cook it.”

John Smoltz and Joe Davis carving a turkey

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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 1d

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Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 19h

that's why he wore the shades

Bret "The Hitman" Hart in a leather jacket and pink mirrored sunglasses

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Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 20h

Cake is the GOAT (they're going to hell)

Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Apr 27

a couple decades ago i remember hearing cake for the first time and finding the lyrics to be peculiar. surreal. apocalyptic. i would later come to learn that’s just how people who play the vibraslap sound all the time

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Lauren Walsh @laurenwalshart.bsky.social · 21h

Bonus of my son Woubble

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Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 20h

"No"

another win for Betteridge

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Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 20h

they thought this was more X-Treme than the caffeinated Snickers?!

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Discontinued FOoOoOoOods! 🎃🍫👻🍬 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · Mar 29

Snickers Charged (2007-2007): An "energy" candy bar, this limited edition item was a standard Snickers, but with added vitamin B, taurine, and 60mg of caffeine.

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Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 21h

it's a wonder if anyone will ever know

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Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 22h

he crafted a personal macaron recipe after watching Marie Antoinette

Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23h

Channing Tatum watching Melancholia is one of the funniest mental images I’ve had in a minute

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23h

Can I just say that I love how wholesomely stupid Channing Tatum is? I love the freaking guy. He’s calling in to talk about the Steelers but it’s about Kirsten Dunst.

Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 22h

they should have made candy coated yogurt instead; get in on that Go-Gurt market

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Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 22h

looking forward to Frank-Castle: The Punis-Her

Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 23h

filled with Vaseline

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5d

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 1d

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Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 1d

honestly, this seems low

everybody in this story is hungry for Daddy (excepting Grendel)

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june 🧛‍♀️ @juneever.green · 1d

Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito in My Cousin Vinny (1992).

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Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 1d

i remember the end where Attenborough's character finds some Little Guys and they devour him

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Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 1d

several months ago my mom had the hiccups and i tried startling her to help

it didn't work and my dad almost had another heart attack

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Halloween Humbug @princeennui.bsky.social · 1d

we had a cat that needed regular bathing as a kitten and was always a Water Guy. anytime sometime showered she would be trying to get in there

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