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Derek Caron @dcaron28.bsky.social · 8h

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 11h

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 3d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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misirabi @misirabi.bsky.social · 17h

デビルガンダム(最終形態)のらくがき

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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 1d

can you imagine columbo being your dad, you couldn't get away with fucking anything

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🥷Mysterious Masked Fighter🥷 @primaltrash.bsky.social · 16h

wilkas and warkas

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AF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 16h

Decked out in my best Columbia puffer vest and too snug NYG long sleeve to go yell vulgar slurs at a bunch of peacefully assembled mom-moms and school teachers. Hope I don’t lose my Transition lenses and stumble around in a bloody daze, ruining mine and my family’s life in the process!

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🥷Mysterious Masked Fighter🥷 @primaltrash.bsky.social · 16h

i mean COME ON

🥷Mysterious Masked Fighter🥷 @primaltrash.bsky.social · 16h

posted a framed picture of Brian Roberts doing the same pose in front of himself like a proud dad and son and no one reacted, I don't like modern SAS

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20h

waking up and groggily trying to piece together what people could possibly mean by “trump diarrhea video” i hate this world

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 1d

I want to believe good art isn’t worth putting yourself in toxic situations to produce it but unfortunately the chain by Fleetwood Mac exists

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

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siobhan @siobhan-m.bsky.social · 1d

mr trump as your comms strategist i can only encourage you to keep depicting yourself as a mad king dumping shit on people

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

Trump's Truth Social account just posted this AI video of him flying a fighter jet that reads "King Trump."

AI Trump is wearing a crown while he dumps shit on protesters. He's such a pathetic little man.

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

Come on Donny you can’t make it this easy

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Steven Goldman @stevengoldman.bsky.social · 2d

The guy in charge sucker-punched the world, then, decision by decision, revealed himself to have risen well past the level of his own incompetence, ended up ruling over a basement, and ate a gun. Even the vaunted efficiency of his gov't is a myth. It was a kleptoctatic mess.

Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 2d

All this enthusiasm for Nazis; do they know they were some of history's biggest losers? Scenes from the bunker where Hitler killed himself.....

Adolf Hitler's Bunker and the Ruins of Berlin: Photos From 1945

Haunting photographs document the scene in the bunker beneath Berlin where Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun were married -- and where they died.

www.life.com

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Jack who wrote Aether Torrent @jackscarab.bsky.social · 3d

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🥷Mysterious Masked Fighter🥷 @primaltrash.bsky.social · 3d

Ear cupped listening against neighbors wall, "Computer, go to pornhub. Search big titty milfs. *enunciating* BIG. TITTY. MILFS. Play MILF Takes It All. Open Hot Milf Sauna Rubdown in new tab. Open youporn in new tab. Search big titty milfs huge bush show-"

Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 3d

This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...

Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it

Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.

www.theverge.com

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🥷Mysterious Masked Fighter🥷 @primaltrash.bsky.social · 4d

*wiping tears* we did it, we got the son of a bitch

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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 5d

The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 5d

Injured Player Gives Thumbs-Down While Being Carted Off Field

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The Onion @theonion.com · 5d

Israel Warns Gaza Still Harboring Hundreds Of Doctors https://theonion.com/israel-warns-gaza-still-harboring-hundreds-of-doctors-1850964439/

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🥷Mysterious Masked Fighter🥷 @primaltrash.bsky.social · 5d

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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 5d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 5d

POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6d

I’ll tell you what’s a treat, whenever you watch a movie and you get Odo when he’s not Odo

René Auberjonois in McCabe and Mrs Miller

René Auberjonois in Batman Forever, this is probably the best hair

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downchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 6d

by all means, please talk to me and my son again soon

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