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President Goku 🌐

@presidentgoku.bsky.social

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the legendary super statesman twitter: @president_goku not a parody account. just an angry lib in Idaho

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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 4h

raytheon made the first commercial microwaves in 1947. they repurposed radar manufacturing infra that was no longer needed after WW2. atompunk ass time period

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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 4h

we eat breakfast for dinner
we eat blt for second dinner

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 5h

+1 for player hating

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 5h

i will no longer measure with ft and in, but with pi and po

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 5h

federalism is doing us a lot of favors right now

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 6h

then it's just a guy with a broccoli cut doing the worm

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 7h

i'm just glad that zuck found a way to waste ICE's money too

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 12h

no problem boss

Ocarina of Time Ambiance - Grottos - 10 Hours

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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 12h

you just have to trick yourself into the belief that working is natural body process like breathing

(which only works until someone says "you are currently working," causing you to inexplicably stop and worry that you'll never work again)

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 14h

that's how depressed you've made ChatGPT

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 15h

the moderation settings that hide or warn of adult content work really well for me

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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 19h

i have heard cops brag about violating civil rights like it's a cool thing to do

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 19h

yet another problematic twink on the internet

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 19h

nobody handles that shit like macron lmao

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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d

we've all been there

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d

then text that person and tell them. and keep using the self-deprecation

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d

the open beta weekends were pretty great. gameplay was nice and smooth. vehicle controls were intuitive. weapons felt right. maps were a barren hellscape by the end

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d

#UncapTheSupremeCourt

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d

we just need 5 more justices to complete the calendar. and i mean an even 12 was good enough for jesus

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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d

conspiracy spaces I check in on have become overwhelmed with Israel-focused stuff, especially since Trump helped them against Iran. The timing caused a super antisemitic streak in the Epstein stuff too

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d

they need to get comfortable representing the US as the exact kind of fascists that republicans want us to be. it's a failure of the art form

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d

"it makes me feel angry when you talk about our corruption instead of our violent sadism"

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d

i must know if this mold is similar in appearance or spiritual aura to jk rowling's mold

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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 1d

i should make a giant golden idol of AOC

President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 2d

but would should make a good hentai body pillow or vulgar mousepad. that's what really counts here