President Goku 🌐
@presidentgoku.bsky.social
the legendary super statesman
twitter: @president_goku
not a parody account. just an angry lib in Idaho
twitter: @president_goku
not a parody account. just an angry lib in Idaho
what's 10 or 20 million more people deciding they hate you, anyway
December 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
what's 10 or 20 million more people deciding they hate you, anyway
i don't think i'm strong enough to be portland gay
December 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
i don't think i'm strong enough to be portland gay
there's more potential here than bsky wants to believe, but it doesn't matter, because republicans are too corrupt to pull it off in a good way
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
there's more potential here than bsky wants to believe, but it doesn't matter, because republicans are too corrupt to pull it off in a good way
now i just have to worry about the dog getting into them
December 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
now i just have to worry about the dog getting into them
this game looks so fucking rad and i didn't even know it existed
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
this game looks so fucking rad and i didn't even know it existed
"Wow, he really is the cutest baby I've ever seen!" -- me collecting paychecks at the gene editing bamboozle
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
"Wow, he really is the cutest baby I've ever seen!" -- me collecting paychecks at the gene editing bamboozle
he brought back his 37 dolls schtick in mid-December 💀
December 10, 2025 at 9:04 AM
he brought back his 37 dolls schtick in mid-December 💀
my guess is they want space data centers because it is difficult to serve a warrant in space
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
my guess is they want space data centers because it is difficult to serve a warrant in space
typically most of the losing side's casualties occur during retreat, and it's been that way for as long as we have recorded history
December 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
typically most of the losing side's casualties occur during retreat, and it's been that way for as long as we have recorded history
TylerShouldBeAtTheLibrary
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
TylerShouldBeAtTheLibrary
their wildest psychological ideas code with Jung as a woowoo leftie and Freud as a groyper incel imo
December 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
their wildest psychological ideas code with Jung as a woowoo leftie and Freud as a groyper incel imo
he's like the optimal warlord victory scenario. i really hope we can be cool with democratic syria
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
he's like the optimal warlord victory scenario. i really hope we can be cool with democratic syria
ragebait is going to perpetually create nazis until we find a way to make platforms liable for turning their users into deranged misanthropes
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
ragebait is going to perpetually create nazis until we find a way to make platforms liable for turning their users into deranged misanthropes
the first lady is the only member of this admin willing to respect our traditions
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the first lady is the only member of this admin willing to respect our traditions
you're a successdaughter to me ❤️
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
you're a successdaughter to me ❤️
hell, half of my bluesky posts are written while receiving a handjob
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
hell, half of my bluesky posts are written while receiving a handjob
fake news media had it out for my boy. now he's on the corner shilling gold. all because he spoke truth to power ✊
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
fake news media had it out for my boy. now he's on the corner shilling gold. all because he spoke truth to power ✊
tarantino throwing stones like he doesn't live in the last glass house on MeToo street
December 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
tarantino throwing stones like he doesn't live in the last glass house on MeToo street
wouldn't put it past this admin to pressure credit card companies into these moves, which would please both authoritarian theocrats and corrupt crypto-bros
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 AM
wouldn't put it past this admin to pressure credit card companies into these moves, which would please both authoritarian theocrats and corrupt crypto-bros
it's gonna be like the tea party slaughter of the republican old guard. they're idiots for not seeing it after the no kings protests were so big
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
it's gonna be like the tea party slaughter of the republican old guard. they're idiots for not seeing it after the no kings protests were so big
they're calling this behavior "eating beans"
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
they're calling this behavior "eating beans"
henry cavil nooooo dont send the king james bible to the future
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
henry cavil nooooo dont send the king james bible to the future
not letting them enter my mind when i say merry christmas
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
not letting them enter my mind when i say merry christmas
dangerously close to becoming the will stancil of data center water use. much better to be the matt darling of data center water use
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
dangerously close to becoming the will stancil of data center water use. much better to be the matt darling of data center water use