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This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...

Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it

Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.

www.theverge.com

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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 1d

my country victorian town is also named boort

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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 2d

ahhhhh just finished a game. the final boss fight was so goodddd check out Dandara

3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 3d

to equate him to neville chamberlain in real time, ugh, that's gotta feel cathartic

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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 3d

(looking around evasively) "I haven't seen that delicious grand piano anywhere!"

3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 3d

using a horse and carriage to menace and harass

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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 4d

chinese emperors would never use windows because they need to consult unix on the regular

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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 4d

six beers and a high FOV action game with too many flashing lights >>>>>>>

3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 6d

a guy at work brought up that because of the time of year, he had "those trees with the flowers that, y'know, smell bad" near his house

neither of us said it because of the work context, but it was conspicuously avoided enough that we were both definitely thinking about calling them "cum trees"

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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 11d

we have voted for the satin bowerbird. hope you like blue

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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 12d

i respect the american way, that's why both my earlobe piercings are infected and swollen

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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 15d

Hello Jay this is your PR manger speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit

3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 15d

ouch this is terrible

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 19d

sherlock: leave me. i must go into my mind palace

sherlock, in mind palace: [swatting away the word "PENIS"]

sherlock: [swatting away the word "BALLS"]

sherlock: [swatting away the word "GOATSE"]

sherlock: [swatting away the word "PENIS" again]

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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 21d

gumby phone gumby phone

A Gumby themed landline phone, labelled with parts. the speaker is from gumby's mouth, the keypad is on the chest and the mic is on the shin. the green cord comes out at gumby's feet

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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 21d

"the wheels on the bus go round and round" is a land shanty. like a sea shanty but for land

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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 24d

woahh they made webfishing real??

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3 dogs in a trenchcoat @potionsys.bsky.social · 26d

sorry babe, the 1995 Stock Driver's Cab POV - Northern Line, Edgware to Morden via Bank stays on during sex

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