Patricia Taxxon
@patriciataxxon.bsky.social
it's really me, just not using this acc yet until tumblr users become the death of me
3 > 2 > 1 > Bloodlines > 5 > The
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
3 > 2 > 1 > Bloodlines > 5 > The
the strict order that death kills its victims is lame and only introduces convoluted rules that increase confusion and lower tension. we need an opening cataclysm that kills them all in an ambiguous order
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
the strict order that death kills its victims is lame and only introduces convoluted rules that increase confusion and lower tension. we need an opening cataclysm that kills them all in an ambiguous order
im not responding to racism allegations anymore bc treating that as a similar threat to pedojacketing and getting reflexively defensive over it when it poses no danger to me as a white person is way more racist than anything ive been accused of. unless it's about coco, that's fair game.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
im not responding to racism allegations anymore bc treating that as a similar threat to pedojacketing and getting reflexively defensive over it when it poses no danger to me as a white person is way more racist than anything ive been accused of. unless it's about coco, that's fair game.
final destination 4 has the pool with a puree button and a lifeguard on duty who doesn't notice the fucking water is draining, a car wash with no employees that is on the verge of collapse, and barrels of "spontaneously combustable" sitting behind a theater screen
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
final destination 4 has the pool with a puree button and a lifeguard on duty who doesn't notice the fucking water is draining, a car wash with no employees that is on the verge of collapse, and barrels of "spontaneously combustable" sitting behind a theater screen
odd numbered final destinations try to take themselves seriously and even numbered ones are slapstick comedy. will see if this pattern continues
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
odd numbered final destinations try to take themselves seriously and even numbered ones are slapstick comedy. will see if this pattern continues
i have had a raccoon thing my entire life, i don't know why
What anthro species do you have the MOST hots for?
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i have had a raccoon thing my entire life, i don't know why
this shit was so absurd. god.
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
this shit was so absurd. god.
it's on sight for anyone who thought it was sus that i like numberblocks a lot
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
it's on sight for anyone who thought it was sus that i like numberblocks a lot
ok i feel silly calling a final destination movie "contrived" but the deaths in the first 3 movies felt more or less inescapable even if it was the difference between putting a drink in a specific spot or somewhere else. in 4 it's like, is no one manning the "drain pool" lever? really
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
ok i feel silly calling a final destination movie "contrived" but the deaths in the first 3 movies felt more or less inescapable even if it was the difference between putting a drink in a specific spot or somewhere else. in 4 it's like, is no one manning the "drain pool" lever? really
why cow poop smell nice but human poop smell bad
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
why cow poop smell nice but human poop smell bad
my mom is a final destination fan and is ride or die for the fifth one, no spoilers but is that a hot take
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
my mom is a final destination fan and is ride or die for the fifth one, no spoilers but is that a hot take
3 is obviously the best one so far
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
3 is obviously the best one so far
ok, in the first movie the guy's vision saves a bunch of people from a plane crash,, but in the second movie, by not getting on the highway she causes a completely different set of ppl to die in a pileup. doesn't that just break even
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
ok, in the first movie the guy's vision saves a bunch of people from a plane crash,, but in the second movie, by not getting on the highway she causes a completely different set of ppl to die in a pileup. doesn't that just break even
don't forget: puppies get unlimited wishes
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
don't forget: puppies get unlimited wishes
my last post on tumblr was about how i wanted to study math again, it was always the subject that came most naturally to me from pre-k to high school and i just forgot about it after I graduated.
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
my last post on tumblr was about how i wanted to study math again, it was always the subject that came most naturally to me from pre-k to high school and i just forgot about it after I graduated.
this is what being on tumblr was like for me if u weren't there
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
this is what being on tumblr was like for me if u weren't there
god fucking damnit my statement on vaush is gone too
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
god fucking damnit my statement on vaush is gone too
my youtuber acquaintences followed me here preemptively instead of tumblr and weren't there for the lore, basically i uncovered sexual trauma in my past and got weird about it & i am now several children in 1 brain and i like older men :)
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
my youtuber acquaintences followed me here preemptively instead of tumblr and weren't there for the lore, basically i uncovered sexual trauma in my past and got weird about it & i am now several children in 1 brain and i like older men :)
i don't see myself becoming addicted to this site like i did for tumblr. like i can't publish Writings here
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i don't see myself becoming addicted to this site like i did for tumblr. like i can't publish Writings here
the people who know me know im good 👍
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
the people who know me know im good 👍
off to bsky where everyone is even more reactionary about AI and play dumb over knights of guinevere even dumber
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
off to bsky where everyone is even more reactionary about AI and play dumb over knights of guinevere even dumber
tumblr account gone
November 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
tumblr account gone
