Max Restaino
@potheadfuckbrain.bsky.social
COYOTE (Amphetamine Sulphate, 2024)
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Now that it's entering the public domain, I can announce my 4 part slasher remake of The Sound and the Fury!
The Sound and the Fury
The Sound and the Fury: Benjy's Revenge
The Sound and the Fury: The Curse of Quentin Compson
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Fury
The Sound and the Fury
The Sound and the Fury: Benjy's Revenge
The Sound and the Fury: The Curse of Quentin Compson
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Fury
A lot of customers think I'm gonna be more sympathetic to their plight of "what if I don't like this $200 thing I'm buying to put inside of myself?" I'm just the cash register person. You hand me money, I put it in a metal box, you leave with something to fuck, transaction over.
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
A lot of customers think I'm gonna be more sympathetic to their plight of "what if I don't like this $200 thing I'm buying to put inside of myself?" I'm just the cash register person. You hand me money, I put it in a metal box, you leave with something to fuck, transaction over.
new Converge song is good, like most Converge songs
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
new Converge song is good, like most Converge songs
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A lot of people don't know that the hat that brought Frosty to life was previously owned by H.H. Holmes, one of America's first serial killers
December 8, 2023 at 12:35 PM
A lot of people don't know that the hat that brought Frosty to life was previously owned by H.H. Holmes, one of America's first serial killers
Sluggo is the World's Greatest Detective
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 30,1948
November 30,1948
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Sluggo is the World's Greatest Detective
I think we all have literary adversaries, whether we want to or not. Or maybe I’m just unhealthy.
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I think we all have literary adversaries, whether we want to or not. Or maybe I’m just unhealthy.
RIP Jeffrey Dahmer, you would have loved this thing, maybe
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
RIP Jeffrey Dahmer, you would have loved this thing, maybe
Out of all the books I’ve read this year, there is only one that I downright hated. And that was Zombie by JCO
November 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Out of all the books I’ve read this year, there is only one that I downright hated. And that was Zombie by JCO
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
Sending strength to everyone who is being asked "how is the writing going?" today
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Sending strength to everyone who is being asked "how is the writing going?" today
Apparently there are more rats in LA than there are in Manhattan. Where did we go so wrong?
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Apparently there are more rats in LA than there are in Manhattan. Where did we go so wrong?
No disrespect to Basquiat whatsoever, but, well, do you see what I see @amerrill2.bsky.social?
Ribs, Ribs, 1982
https://botfrens.com/collections/27/contents/5116
https://botfrens.com/collections/27/contents/5116
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
No disrespect to Basquiat whatsoever, but, well, do you see what I see @amerrill2.bsky.social?
"Hunger Games is a Battle Royale rip-off" is such a boring, thoughtless opinion that proves a fundamental misunderstanding of both movies.
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
"Hunger Games is a Battle Royale rip-off" is such a boring, thoughtless opinion that proves a fundamental misunderstanding of both movies.
Caught up on Welcome to Derry... I think it is one of the most exceptionally stupid shows I have ever seen.
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Caught up on Welcome to Derry... I think it is one of the most exceptionally stupid shows I have ever seen.
Think I'm gonna start watching WELCOME TO DERRY today. This will be my complaint/comment thread.
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Think I'm gonna start watching WELCOME TO DERRY today. This will be my complaint/comment thread.
He forgot to mention that Kennedy is among the top 3 people on the planet who is the most truly afraid to die.
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
He forgot to mention that Kennedy is among the top 3 people on the planet who is the most truly afraid to die.
The more you read Negative Space, the less hopeless you realize it is. It’s a beautiful novel about faith and growing up and letting go.
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The more you read Negative Space, the less hopeless you realize it is. It’s a beautiful novel about faith and growing up and letting go.
IMO the best way to keep the joy of reading alive is by reading. Because, ya know, it’s pretty joyous.
Ahead of the National Year of Reading, the Education Committee has launched a new inquiry to understand how reading can be nurtured following the decline in the number of children reading for pleasure 👇 #BookSky
MPs launch inquiry into how the joy of reading can be kept alive
ebx.sh
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
IMO the best way to keep the joy of reading alive is by reading. Because, ya know, it’s pretty joyous.
Damn. So, Butcher's Crossing by John Williams is stupendous.
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Damn. So, Butcher's Crossing by John Williams is stupendous.
T-shirt that just says "I'm Glad GG Allin is Dead"
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
T-shirt that just says "I'm Glad GG Allin is Dead"
Songs that make me want to put a gun in my mouth:
Manchild by Sabrina Carpenter
Golden from K-Pop Demonhunters
Manchild by Sabrina Carpenter
Golden from K-Pop Demonhunters
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Songs that make me want to put a gun in my mouth:
Manchild by Sabrina Carpenter
Golden from K-Pop Demonhunters
Manchild by Sabrina Carpenter
Golden from K-Pop Demonhunters
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What if the Winds of Winter are stinky? Then what?
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
What if the Winds of Winter are stinky? Then what?
*me after being arrested for a failed suicide attempt in North Korea* "So how soon do you think we can make this thing happen? I'm good for right now if y'all are."
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
*me after being arrested for a failed suicide attempt in North Korea* "So how soon do you think we can make this thing happen? I'm good for right now if y'all are."
Allowing myself a little "go fuck yourself" as a treat.
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Allowing myself a little "go fuck yourself" as a treat.
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It’s wild how 2025 gave us two Luigi Mangione-coded protagonists and they’re both from dystopian, pseudonymous Stephen King novels from a half century ago.
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM
It’s wild how 2025 gave us two Luigi Mangione-coded protagonists and they’re both from dystopian, pseudonymous Stephen King novels from a half century ago.
Was sick over the weekend and listened to Superego Forgotten Classics version of Death on the Nile 7 times. @pftompkins.bsky.social is clearly the best casting for Hercule Poirot imaginable.
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Was sick over the weekend and listened to Superego Forgotten Classics version of Death on the Nile 7 times. @pftompkins.bsky.social is clearly the best casting for Hercule Poirot imaginable.