Max Restaino
@potheadfuckbrain.bsky.social
COYOTE (Amphetamine Sulphate, 2024)
Go. Fuck. Yourself.
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Go. Fuck. Yourself.
My brain while writing:
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
My brain while writing:
Hey friends, may I please have one more review before the end of the year just to bring it up to 15? That 14 is starting to haunt me.
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hey friends, may I please have one more review before the end of the year just to bring it up to 15? That 14 is starting to haunt me.
Proof of concept/WIP
An experimental novel about hauntings, TV, the stone tape theory, doomscrolling, isolation, violent fantasies and ghost hunting
An experimental novel about hauntings, TV, the stone tape theory, doomscrolling, isolation, violent fantasies and ghost hunting
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Proof of concept/WIP
An experimental novel about hauntings, TV, the stone tape theory, doomscrolling, isolation, violent fantasies and ghost hunting
An experimental novel about hauntings, TV, the stone tape theory, doomscrolling, isolation, violent fantasies and ghost hunting
This is some Burroughs shit
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
This is some Burroughs shit
File under "shit I do not fucking appreciate"
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
File under "shit I do not fucking appreciate"
15 Favorite Reads of 2025
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
15 Favorite Reads of 2025
Not a complete list, but a good start IMO.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Not a complete list, but a good start IMO.
RIP Jeffrey Dahmer, you would have loved this thing, maybe
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
RIP Jeffrey Dahmer, you would have loved this thing, maybe
*me after being arrested for a failed suicide attempt in North Korea* "So how soon do you think we can make this thing happen? I'm good for right now if y'all are."
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
*me after being arrested for a failed suicide attempt in North Korea* "So how soon do you think we can make this thing happen? I'm good for right now if y'all are."
Using Siri to tell me what music is currently drilling my teeth without Novocain at work:
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Using Siri to tell me what music is currently drilling my teeth without Novocain at work:
Look at this handsome fucker right here.
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Look at this handsome fucker right here.
This is my 6-figure salary
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This is my 6-figure salary
imagine walking in The Long Walk and every 6-8 hours, this mother fucker shows up to give you a motivational speech:
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
imagine walking in The Long Walk and every 6-8 hours, this mother fucker shows up to give you a motivational speech:
RIP Peter Watkins
November 1, 2025 at 10:44 AM
RIP Peter Watkins
Pictured: B.R. Yeager and Charlene Elsby listen while I probably talk about Jeffrey Dahmer or something.
October 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Pictured: B.R. Yeager and Charlene Elsby listen while I probably talk about Jeffrey Dahmer or something.
Get off my back, bitch
July 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Get off my back, bitch
Which one of you is this?
July 5, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Which one of you is this?
"hey Max, how's your morning?"
"pretty good"
"pretty good"
July 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
"hey Max, how's your morning?"
"pretty good"
"pretty good"
IYKYK/I’m very funny/jk I love @eyerarat.bsky.social
July 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
IYKYK/I’m very funny/jk I love @eyerarat.bsky.social