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do you ever yearn?
Gonna buy a Ford truck ford pickup F150 truck for off-road work or leisure truck for men for men and women four door pickup four wheel drive rugged automobile functional gas mileage highway truck suspension F series low maintenence for family crew cab functional stereo job site truck
Ford Motor is partnering with Amazon to let dealers sell the automaker's certified used vehicles on the e-commerce platform, providing consumers with a way to shop for a car and arrange financing online.
Ford to start selling certified used cars on Amazon
Shoppers can browse Ford dealers' used car selection online, through Amazon Autos, and pick their vehicles up in person.
cbsn.ws
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“Man shoots dog” isn’t a story. “Dog shoots man” is a story.
A man in Pennsylvania had been cleaning a shotgun and placed it on the bed. Officers were informed that “a dog had jumped up onto the bed, causing the shotgun to go off, which openly struck the male.”
Dog Accidentally Shoots and Injures a Pennsylvania Man, Police Say
The man had been cleaning a shotgun and placed it on the bed shortly before it was fired. He received treatment at an area hospital.
nyti.ms
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Obviously not the main issue, but I am mad that the Democrats overshadowed Edmund Fitzgerald posting
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
At least when the camp guards tell me to go stand up against the wall, I’ll know that I’ve experienced genuine human connection at some point in my life.
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
What a crazy coincidence. I wonder who shot him.
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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they must end this game before the daylight savings clock adjustment. nobody knows what will happen if baseball gets into the time shift. we could get stuck in the time wormhole forever
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I knew it was a compliment when she said I was a 4
there's a really fascinating dynamic currently playing out in the AI boyfriend community. apparently people keep having their chats randomly rerouted from chatgpt 4 to 5, which won't pretend to be their boyfriend, so whenever chatgpt 5 shows up they get mad and yell at it
November 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
They should make spaghetti for cats
November 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Chicago Larry David
Here's a short video of an Edison Park man confronting border patrol. You can hear others in the background. #chicago
October 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Hello, Sharks. I’m here to demonstrate my Tell Paranoid Schizophrenics that They’re 100% Right About Everything machine. I’m asking for an investment of $600 billion and 1/3rd of the world’s energy supply. There is no way to make money with it.
October 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
They’re doing the East Wing was woke
I kid you not, this is currently what the White House's "Major Events Timeline" shows for the East Wing expansion.

www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
October 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
So in the past week, that senate candidate from Maine has called for Nuremberg 2, gotten in trouble for old tweets about being a communist, and revealed that he has a Nazi tattoo. Are we sure he isn’t from New Hampshire?
October 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
One of many things that makes me feel insane is that Oprah created a platform for a number of the worst people who are currently destroying the country, but she will live out her life with the reputation of an inspirational liberal darling.
Dr. Phil went full MAGA and tried to reinvent himself as a MAGA media mogul and culture warrior. Now his world is unraveling, his media company is laying off thousands and had to file for bankruptcy, and he's being sued for fraud. The whole plan is collapsing.

www.rawstory.com/dr-phil-trump/
Dr Phil faces 'total collapse' after MAGA alignment backfires massively: report
Dr. Phil McGraw's attempt to transition from daytime television personality to a politically aligned media mogul during Donald Trump's second presidential term has been marked by spectacular failure a...
www.rawstory.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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i am prepared to restructure society in any way necessary that prevents me from ever having to see a video clip of the hooting shaved ape pat mcafee
October 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I know we all pretended to care about poor misguided country bumpkins for a while, but maybe if the vast majority of rural voters decided they didn’t want to have hospitals anymore we should stop arguing with them.
SCARBOROUGH: The Nebraska Rural Health Association says at least 6 rural hospitals would have to close bc of the big beautiful bill

FLOOD: Here's the deal: Some hospitals that are rural hospitals are going to eventually have to transition from being acute bed hospitals into being an ER model
October 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I can’t believe I’ve been social media influenced into buying a dictionary
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Apparently we have a solemn duty to hold every person who ever dies in our thoughts and prayers. Unfortunately I’ve got a major backlog. I’m currently keeping in my thoughts the guy who died at Pompeii while jerking off. It’s gonna be a while until I get to Kirk.
September 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Gonna make some tortellini Soup tonight. Anyone else got anything going on?
September 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“Our broken medical system forces children to be caregivers so we have to let tech billionaires poison their brains”
August 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I have actually been unironically saying this for years
"I don't want to be defense only. We want offense too" -- Trump says he wants to change the name of the Department of Defense back to the Department of War
August 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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“Y’know, they had me fooled for a second, which honestly reflects more poorly on me than them.”
defector.com/why-your-tea...
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Cincinnati Bengals | Defector
Some people are fans of the Cincinnati Bengals. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Cincinnati Bengals. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the pr...
defector.com
August 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Sex-reversal in birds (genetically male/female but appear female/male) is surprisingly common. Best detail: A genetically male bird called a laughing kookaburra had recently laid an egg. (1/2)

By @phiejacobs.bsky.social on @science.org
‘Sex reversal’ is surprisingly common in birds, new study suggests
Survey of five Australian avians finds numerous discordant individuals, including a genetically male bird that had laid an egg
www.science.org
August 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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"For the love of God, Montresor!"
August 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oh the fan only makes me feel cool and doesn’t actually cool me down? I’m sure this would be devastating news to me if I were a toddler in a locked car and not just some sweaty asshole who is trying to go to sleep.
Hate to break it to you, but your fan isn’t keeping you cool. Studies show fans don’t actually lower body temperature, and instead create a false sense of cooling that could worsen in heat exhaustion.

Here are science-backed ways to stay cool:
Column | Fans aren’t actually cooling you down. Try this instead.
In hot weather, fans can trick our brains into believing we’re not entering heat exhaustion. Wetting your skin can help keep you safe.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM