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Micah @rincewind.run · 58m

Bill de Blasio today, at long last:

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De Blasio: ‘Well, well, well, it’s so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit, huh?’

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1h

i regret to say that i have to support this ugly tie

photo via @jccoltin.bsky.social

Wearing a cat tie and holding “Pawverbs,” Curtis Sliwa joins his wife to vote for him on the Protect Animals ballot line.
“The most powerful people in the world who sided against me (i.e. Trump) have made fun of the work that my wife Nancy and I and other animal lovers do.”

A close-up of the cat tie. It's yellow-ish and has a bunch of cats printed on it

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1h

deny the motion, uphold your order. set a deadline with the prospect of dismissal for discovery abuse set forth clearly. let them take it up with the Circuit but do not pretend to respect the outright defiance by treating it like it's a regular motion.

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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 1h

Ok well, “I’m not gonna” is not usually a thing you can tell a judge in response to an order

Josh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social · 1h

JUST IN: Unusual filing in Tish James case. DOJ says it isn't complying with judge's order to turn over discovery on selective prosecution issue. Usual procedure would be move to reconsider the order but prosecutors file 'notice' telling judge no. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

#46 in United States v. James (E.D. Va., 2:25-cr-00122) – CourtListener.com

NOTICE Of Reasons for Not Providing Pre-Vindictive/Selective Prosecution Motion Related Discovery by USA as to Letitia A. James (Keller, Roger) (Entered: 11/04/2025)

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2h

A$AP Rocky being the man who did the opposite of a bag fumble and realizing Rihanna is the Queen of the household and now all the man does is chug champagne while wearing dope fits. He gets it. Smartest man alive.

SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 15h

Asap Rocky says Baby #4 may be on the way 😫😫 to Rihanna after winning the Style Icon Award at the 2025 #CFDAAward.

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Benjamin Tausig @burrata.bsky.social · 2h

Enthusiasm level update: the woman handing out Cuomo flyers on the corner said “you can just throw it away if you want”

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 2h

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The Downballot @the-downballot.com · 3h

Stoked to see all the love @gelliottmorris.com is getting today—and that's precisely why we're joining forces to cover tonight's election results on our livestream!

Join us at 7 PM ET for The Downballot's collab with Strength In Numbers. It's the best coverage you'll find anywhere!

LIVE SOON: Election night live coverage, with The Downballot & Strength In Numbers

Starting Nov 4 at 7:00 PM EST

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Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 2h

Cleveland Cavaliers All-Star Darius Garland will make his season debut as soon as Wednesday night against the Philadelphia 76ers, sources tell ESPN. Garland, who underwent offseason surgery to repair a big toe, will be upgraded on Cavs' injury report as he is set to return.

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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 4h

The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.

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Dr. Jinx, Esq. @popehater69.bsky.social · 4h

They said we were here for freedom. Nobody mentioned sandwiches.

The projectile hit center mass — onions, mustard, the works. I felt it through the vest. The bread exploded on contact.

Command said to stand firm. But I saw the fear in the others — we weren’t trained for condiments.

Thousand-yard stare from a man in a military hat with a tank behind him

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Dr. Jinx, Esq. @popehater69.bsky.social · 4h

“Do you recognize that sandwich?”

“I did not go back to collect it.”

Man, imagine being so scared of a hoagie you treat it like an unexploded ordinance

Dr. Jinx, Esq. @popehater69.bsky.social · 4h

This Border Patrol officer has PTSD*, stop making fun of him

*Post Traumatic Sandwich Disorder

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 4h

Take your time, Officer Larimore. Now, tell us which sub sandwich best fits the description of the one that attacked you that night

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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 4h

Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.

"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.

Lairmore won't confirm.

"I did not go back to collect it," he says.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23h

This is the dopest shit ever

Video Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 1d

Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

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gal fawkes @mel.bzky.team · 1d

[takes generational bong rip] paradox is releasing EU5 on november 4th to sabotage mamdanis NYC mayor election

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Dr. Jinx, Esq. @popehater69.bsky.social · 1d

PC gamer for example: EU5 has mechanics so complex and multilayered that any attempt at a casual description or concise critical observation threatens to get lost in the weeds of exceptions when it comes to, for example, population dynamics versus taxation control.

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Dr. Jinx, Esq. @popehater69.bsky.social · 1d

Every single EU5 review talks about how crazy the depth is 😍

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Jeffries: "The Trump administration and Mike Johnson are running a pedophile protection program. That's the reason they refuse to swear in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva."