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Jérémie Tessier
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That video games guy (Working on Paralives, but never tweeting about it)

He/him, 35+ (and getting older). Likes might be NSFW
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Crazy Redd is a little different in Japanese
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Seeing this and just knowing something horrible happened but not knowing what
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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LET IT DIE offline version announced - data can be transferred from online version www.gematsu.com/2025/12/let-...
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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dahlia hawthorne mask trend
December 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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“Oh, cool, so you just play video games all day, huh? Sounds real cushy.”

Oh you sweet blissful moron. You foolish piece of shit. You ape wearing a game show host suit. You overfilled garbage bag. You backless picture frame. You Medieval Times bench-table of a person.
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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I don't believe there was any point in my 10+ year career in games and games media where press coverage had the power to "create" an indie hit.
this is a particularly funny year for the "press should cover indies more" convo to pop up again because as far as I can tell we've reached a point where press coverage has zero effect on sales anymore so idk, be free indies, worry about things that actually matter like steam nextfest placement
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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People have just always confused the cause and effect. Games get press *because* they're successful, not the other way around.
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Merry Gear Solid... 3!
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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I get people asking what kind of games I make. I still don't know what a very casual person means when they say this. Sometimes they mean "is it roblox" and sometimes they mean "is it on phones" and sometimes they don't know what they mean!
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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“Wow so you get to play games all day?” as a reaction to me being a game dev still has the power to make me instantly need a nap
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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He can nap anywhere, anytime
April 13, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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For any zoom-level that leads to a clean multiple of the original pixelsize... you get inconsistent pixelsize. Especially when having fluid zoom-in and zoom-outs it can look jarring.

That didn't stop PlayStation games from just doing this, though.
So to some extend, it's authentic pixelart.
December 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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I hope the next stupid bubble ends up being pogs. I have a whole case of slammers and neon 8-balls ready to pay off the mortgage.
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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it's beginning to look a lot like almost Christmas in our home
December 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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It would appear that Tommy Tallarico is now

1: A professional backgammon player

2: You won't fucking believe the second part

www.reddit.com/r/Intellivis...
From the Intellivision_Amico community on Reddit: Tommy Tallarico is now going by the name Sammy Salazar (not a joke or meme)
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December 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Boyo!!!
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Having a mild case of “First day back to work after a week off and you kinda wish you were dead”-itis
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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My Silent Hill f review: That's way too long to get maybe 50% of the story 😞
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I believe I could make a good living gambling. And unlike other people I wouldn't get addicted to it and lose everything. That's key
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Today's advent calendars! A pale ale and a pistachio chocolate. This is not our kind of beer, so it was just ok. The chocolate was pretty good. Not a massive pistachio aroma but with notes of dried raisins.
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers
December 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Progress Quest... 2!
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Just learned that Tommy Tallarico is now quietly starting to go by the name Sammy Salazar, and honestly, has anyone ever done a number on someone on the scale hbomb did on this dude? just legendary
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM