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PETE
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I do media analytics for communications organizations. If you don't know what that means, it's ok, neither do my real friends!

Send me pics of astrophotography and Austin FC memes
This is why I don’t buy the “Texas only beat a hobbled OU” argument. John Mateer looks the exact same.
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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WALKING IN MEMMMMPHUSSS
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
You’ve just died
Sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
UT’s o-line is butt.
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The onside king from Georgia was a backbreaker for Texas. Kirby you sociopath I love you and hate you #hookem
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Tbh if A&M comes back and wins after spotting SC 4 touchdowns that’s pretty impressive in its own right
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
😻
Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“This gel works even better if you’re a billionaire who wants to live forever and you drink it” say experts.
"Hear me out: Popular toilet gels often use the same active ingredients as grout sprays, and in the same concentrations. So chemically speaking, they do the same job." nyti.ms/47DLA0t
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
“I am Haroo, of the Takayuki Dojo!”
Wrong answers only, please.
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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After a borderline fan interference call in the left field stands, a man in a Patriots jacket throws a slice of pizza at the interfering fan
November 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is about to be the funniest day on this app
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Cursed bumper sticker
November 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This year’s Halloween costume is for real Crocodile Dundee knowers only
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Serious question: did anyone else just see a nicotine product commercial during the World Series broadcast?
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The water fountain in the weight room had lipstick on it
October 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Words cannot express how much I love my large adult French son
Hi hello, Wemby has 21 points, 9 rebounds & SEVEN BLOCKS through three quarters.
October 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Obi Toppin on a handstand
October 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I want this just so I can drive it 35k miles
October 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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They got a dj for the closing party for the combo corner store and Chinese restaurant it is thumping in here
October 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Pope Urban II wishes he had this kind of snap judgement and laser focus.
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
October 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Bullying works!
The Texas Military Department confirmed to @taskandpurpose.com it had replaced some of the 200 National Guard troops sent to Chicago for not being "in compliance" with validation standards. This came after photos of heavyset NG members were widely mocked. taskandpurpose.com/news/texas-n...
Some Texas National Guard troops replaced in Illinois after failing to meet standards
An unspecified amount of Texas National Guard troops were replaced in Chicago, shortly after photos of their appearance were mocked.
taskandpurpose.com
October 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Diane Keaton was an elegant hottie. We lost a treasure.
October 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It’s fine if the answer is yes, but I want to know if this is also Etsy witch fan
Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥

Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
October 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
No jury would convict.
Absolutely dying at this tiny ass Po-Boy from the revived Emeril’s in The NY Times www.nytimes.com/2025/10/07/d...
October 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Text HONK to 69069”
- A real business, apparently
October 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM