Jorge Escalante
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Jorge Escalante
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NOLA born/San Antonio living. The internet’s only ULM fan. 2012 Corporate Foosball Champ. Compliance Dir. for Channel 6, Comissioner of a certain CFB Committee
My Tulane superstitions today.
Wore my Tulane joggers
Made gumbo for dinner.
Turned off the game when North Texas scored on the first drive.
I sat at the table to charge my phone it was at 3%
Unplugged at 11% cause North Texas scored to make it a 10 point game.
Battery at 3% now and Tulane won!
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Why did I listen to the Pat McAfee song? Why would I do that to myself?
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’m buying tickets for Gun Dog right now.
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Costco has Carlos Science Ferrari toys!! My kiddo is gonna love this!
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
All you can eat seafood at Catfish Cabin.
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I really how like Penn State’s coaching search was all quiet and buttoned up until Crumbl cookies got involved.
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I’m at 3,300 words on my Kibbie Dome trip and I just got to the point of entering the Dome for the first time. One day it will be done lol.
Yeah this happened lol. Also, one day I’ll finish my Kibbie Down trip write up.
Commish did an interview with Athlon Sports a few weeks ago about the Committee. athlonsports.com/college-foot...
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Yeah this happened lol. Also, one day I’ll finish my Kibbie Down trip write up.
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My YouTube wrapped was just this one video and absolute banger. The Perfect Strangers theme song. youtu.be/yT-x77t89iY?...
Perfect Strangers Theme Song
YouTube video by ThemeSongVideos
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
So the kicker Morten Andersen was a bit of a sex symbol for Saints fans in the 80s and let’s just say my mom was a fan. I liked him because he was pretty much the best Saints player.

My mom got this poster when I was 7 and told my dad it was for me. I think I have it somewhere in my house still.
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I made 5 1/2 GB video of safeties. Talk about funemployment.
Would you like to watch a 35 minute video of all the safeties that occurred in the DI College Football Season? Well, you're in luck!

SAFETY ALERT - The 2025 Regular Season Safety Compilation for Division I College Football on our YouTube! youtu.be/0uB-ypM5qRw
SAFETY ALERT - The 2025 Regular Season Safety Compilation for Division I College Football
YouTube video by Sickos Committee
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
lol my listening age was 25??
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
It sure seems like the CFP Committee is mad that had to include two ACC teams last year.
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
A white 92 Pontiac Grand Am. Got it around high school graduation before college. Lasted 4 months. It was cursed. I broke down in Utica, Mississippi & was stranded for 5 hours. Then after repairs, had my one and only wreck, hydroplaning off I-55 near Kentwood in a driving rain storm and totaled it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ok was able to obtain it. It’s kinda like a waffle McGriddle but the chicken is the normal breakfast chicken with bacon. It’s good but nothing life changing.
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Well this is in town now. Do I have a journalistic duty to get this?
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
CARLOS SCIENCE
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Cackling
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
How dare you insult my cousin Baton Rouge like that
If this applies to any of you I assure you that you're the exception.

But there are no good people who share names with state capitals.
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Well this will knock out Cher’s pronunciation of Memmmmphus out of my head.
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Checking my sources (weird spam texts I get that start with Hey ✌️ ) on Lane Kiffin
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
9 FOOT CHRISTMAS GATOR IN SAN ANTONIO BACK
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Ok done making that. Time to put up my 9 foot long inflatable Christmas alligator.
KIFFIN WATCH CONTINUES
WE’LL BE READY
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Off to go mod the Fullcast subreddit and approve all the Night Ham posts.
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This has lived in my brain since Tuesday night. It’s never leaving.
WALKING IN MEMMMMPHUSSS
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM