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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 6h

This is possibly the most hilariously batshit peevish outburst I’ve ever read. It’s like a discarded draft of Ted’s speech at the Golden Cleric awards. Incredible stuff, even by Scottish football standards.

www.celticfc.com/news/2025/oc...

Statement from Dermot Desmond to Celtic supporters

www.celticfc.com

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 6h

Get Fowler out of his hangover-from-yesterday pit, we demand an Emergency Podcast! 😁 @terracepodcast.bsky.social

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 6h

My God. That statement.

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The Daftest Lap (7-1) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @thedaftestlap.bsky.social · 6h

Scottish Football is the greatest fucking thing on the planet

Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 8h

The three stages of grief:

BBC headline: Stole a penguin, jailed in Singapore, now Aberdeen sporting director

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 7h

O'Neill and Maloney, wearing sunglasses and black pork pie hats chapping at the door of Bobo Balde's retirement village:
"We're putting the band back together"

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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 7h

. Embarrassing defeat
. Manager leaves under cloud
. Old face from glory years in as interim manager
. Petulant statement released

Celtic so obsessed with Rangers they’ve actually become Rangers

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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.bsky.social · 7h

every week through the misery and all its flaws i am reminded that scottish football is simply unbeatable

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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 10h

We will fight them on the quiches

Poppy pizzas, clearly not quiches before you pipe up.

Regurgitated from my Twitter account

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 9h

@cagarvie.bsky.social

tomstapandbrew.bsky.social @tomstapandbrew.bsky.social · 11h

This Friday....

The Rocky Horror Show 50th Anniversary Fancy Dress Party [7pm] Admission Free.

Come as your favourite character. Prizes for the best costume and a creepy cocktail bar. So prepare to Time Warp down to Tom’s Tap for some spooky fun.

#halloween #crewe #halloweencrewe #rockyhorror

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 1d

Brilliant spooky Freak Zone on now. Currently playing Tangerine Dream’s Bus Station.

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 1d

That’s just a rip-off of South Queensferry’s Burry Man:

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 1d

I’m just thankful it’s not Tommeh Ten-Names.

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 1d

Strictly missed a trick by not giving Motsi a handbag to clobber Craig with. #Strictly

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 1d

Oh I thought Kai and Vicky were meant to be Mel and Kim. #Strictly

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 1d

Catching up with last night’s Strictly and Anton dressed as Ziggy Stardust is like when Terry and June went punk. #Strictly

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paulwall1970.bsky.social @paulwall1970.bsky.social · 5d

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Jimmy Sirrel's Lovechild @jslovechild.bsky.social · 2d

I've said it before, but you know it's been a good Saturday when you look like this wolf.

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 2d

Good evening.

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 2d

Absolutely! We’re having a crisp and beer pairing here at @theshirkersrest.bsky.social as well!

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 2d

Happy International Crisp Sandwich Day! @theshirkersrest.bsky.social

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 2d

The Glipton Arsehoppers.

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Natasha Devon @natashadevon.bsky.social · 2d

lol.

A warning has been issued after fake letters were posted through letterboxes, claiming people would have to house refugees if they flew St George's flag.
The letter said that "patriotic" households displaying the country's flag will temporarily house refugees because ‘we know you would be proud to assist your country’.

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Lisa Riemers @lisariemers.bsky.social · 2d

Join me and the crispy crew for snack chat, vents about work and sitting with actual 3d humans in proper good indy establishments in SE London

It's Pub O'Clock @itspuboclock.bsky.social · 2d

Join us for #ItsPubOClock:

Oct:
Thurs 30th - @thegreengoddesspub.bsky.social in SE3 (GG)

November
Thurs 20th - Pub O'Clock x Deserter x Beaujolais Nouveau at GG
Thurs 27th - The Rusty Bucket, SE9

December
Thurs 4th - Crispmas at Rusty Bucket SE9
Thurs 18th - Alternative Crispmas Message at GG

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 2d

Yes!

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Emma Stump @pisci.bsky.social · 2d

Are we doing #Crispmas again this year?

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