Emma Stump
pisci.bsky.social
Emma Stump
@pisci.bsky.social
Beer, Belgium, pubs and football, coming atcha from darkest Catford.
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Difficult job following Leonard Rossiter and Brucie #totp
December 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I'm sharing this here, as I have on Facebook and Instagram, but there's no account on here to share from, and I just think this is wonderful.

A really good balance of design and implementation, and appears to achieve everything it set out to do, and it *SO* appeals to my inner 'work nerd'.
December 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Or any other occasion for that matter. 😉
December 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Nice of them to include Jota’s brother in that montage. #SPOTY
December 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Shit I didn’t know Barry Hoban had died. #SPOTY
December 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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we've redefined terrorist as holding a bit of paper so arrests have soared
December 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The Sierra Nevada beers are banging but shout out to @fyneales.bsky.social Mills & Hills (Cherry Liqueur Barrel Aged) Imperial Stout. You guys should do a collab with Verzet.
December 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Dalek Invasion Earth 0 AD

#DoctorWho
December 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
BTW if anyone has any recommendations for solemn Christmas/winter music that isn’t carols I’d be very grateful. (I know about Thijs Van Leer’s musica per la notte di natale).
December 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Am very pleased that the Sutton Arms aren’t playing Christmas music tonight and that it seems to be free of festive office wankers.
December 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“Ay wonts lockin’ opp, ay duzz!”
December 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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The Co-Op going above and beyond with their customer service offerings.
December 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Nice present for your wife
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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If Gen A are ever interested in what Teletext felt like, I'll ask them to tell me what the 5th bus to arrive will be
December 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Nice try, Herod, not falling for that one.
December 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I had to look twice at this because at first I thought Colin the Caterpillar had been in some kind of awful accident
December 15, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Anyone travelling via Camberwell this morning; don’t. There’s been an accident, everything’s been diverted up Southampton Way and it’s fucking gridlocked.
December 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Aberdeen try to confect rivalries with everycunt. Problem is that nobody cares they exist. They're like fucking Rich Tea biscuits
December 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Freak Zone carol concert kicking off now with the Fall’s take on Hark The Herald Angels Sing.
December 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I want to see Paisley Panda doing a lap of honour round Hampden and wiping his arse on a Celtic shirt in front of any Celtic fans who haven’t left in a huff. #STMCEL
December 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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This is quite the thread, and worth reading even if you know all the cancelling Christmas claims are rubbish. The details are, as they say, important. 🎄
OK, strap in….

Here is part 2 of the “Tesco/(insert other brand) are cancelling Christmas” claims!

🎄🎅🤶🎄

TL:DR? Christmas is alive and well everywhere you look.

And so too, sadly, is manufactured Christmas rage baiting.

Here is just 7 day’s worth of Daily Mail Christmas Rage bait

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1/31
December 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Oh, come let us abhor him
Oh, come let us abhor him
Oh, come let us abhor him
Christ, he's a cunt
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Tommy Robinson’s London ‘Christmas service’ draws about 1,000 people
Number is stark contrast with estimated 110,000 who turned up to far-right activist’s ‘unite the kingdom’ rally in September
www.theguardian.com
December 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM