Alex
piratethealex.bsky.social
Alex
@piratethealex.bsky.social
They/He. Transformers, Gunpla (and other plamo), TTRPGs, Pokémon.
Sam is learning how beefy British kettles are, and about Tv pickup

They are shocked
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Riku starts as Sam then becomes more of a Castiel, Donald and Goofy are Bobby, Mickey is the mom, Sora somehow is Dean, Hikaru Utada is Kansas/Bon Jovi and Kairi is the car.
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Kingdom Hearts is the Supernatural of video games.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Alestorm
Billy talent
Ghost
Alice Cooper
The Levellers
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

SHAED
CHVRCHES
Matt & Kim
Pink Martini
... Yo Yo Ma?
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Dropkick Murphys
Babymetal
Meat Puppets
Reel Big Fish
Smash Mouth
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Sony throwing this movie away for pennies is the biggest fumble in entertainment history since Fox signed away the merch rights to Lucas for Star Wars
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Low flying Gokus may be spotted in NYC today
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Just a holiday reminder! 😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
The proper activity on your first wedding anniversary is to give your spouse a rundown of the plot of the entire Metroid franchise when you're at the bar celebrating
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
That tutorial was WILDLY insufficient

I'm not even sure what I did correctly
it was the tutorial for the slick star machine
Alex had to do it for me
I did cry actual tears
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Gotta love a collaborative trrpg where I can give us Aliens, Atlantis(?), and a giant sea serpent kaiju god protector
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My wife has bought me more beyblades!!

You can contribute more at their PayPal....
I have bought Alex more beyblades
you can contribute at my PayPal
I'm so happy @desertbus.org is doing the great beyblade rip off again
....

Maybe is should get more beyblades
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I'm so happy @desertbus.org is doing the great beyblade rip off again
....

Maybe is should get more beyblades
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Avatar huh? You know who was also frozen for a long period of time only to be released when the world needed him most?
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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I think it’s important to remember that you don’t get points for being a bootlicker, you just out yourself as a spineless little worm.

The boot doesn’t care how well you clean it. It will still crush you.
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
GQuuuuux red Gundam coming along very nicely
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Ah yes, the night where an extra hour happens. The perfect night to not just be able to sleep

It really messes with you when you check the time and it's gone from 1:30 to 1:12
November 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Kigurumis at the pub!!
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I still laugh when I see this 🤣🤣
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Waitress just did a double take at me and asked if my lashes are real. Day made tbh
October 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM