Simon William Cree
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You can't just attack me because I'm a beautiful woman. He/Him. 🏴
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please bro, one more war for our bank's collateral resources and global western hegemony with a fake manufactured mega-hitler or fake drug lord bro
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
please bro, one more war for our bank's collateral resources and global western hegemony with a fake manufactured mega-hitler or fake drug lord bro
Greens beating Labour with Britain's Funniest Pollster.
UK (GB), Find Out Now poll:
REFORM~NI: 31% (-1)
CON~ECR: 18% (+1)
GREENS-G/EFA: 17% (-1)
LAB-S&D: 15% (-1)
LDEM-RE: 12% (+1)
SNP-G/EFA: 3% (+1)
PC-G/EFA: 1%
+/- vs. 19 November 2025
Fieldwork: 26 November 2025
Sample size: 2,555
➤ europeelects.eu/uk
REFORM~NI: 31% (-1)
CON~ECR: 18% (+1)
GREENS-G/EFA: 17% (-1)
LAB-S&D: 15% (-1)
LDEM-RE: 12% (+1)
SNP-G/EFA: 3% (+1)
PC-G/EFA: 1%
+/- vs. 19 November 2025
Fieldwork: 26 November 2025
Sample size: 2,555
➤ europeelects.eu/uk
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Greens beating Labour with Britain's Funniest Pollster.
Even if you don't hyperlink a document to a webpage, when you upload it to your CMS it generally generates a weblink to the PDF which is then searchable. Please pay me £1 million to be your 'cyber expert'.
OBR calls in cyber expert over botched release of Budget analysis
OBR calls in cyber expert over botched release of Budget analysis
Rachel Reeves's statement was thrown into chaos after journalists were able to access the document early.
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November 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Even if you don't hyperlink a document to a webpage, when you upload it to your CMS it generally generates a weblink to the PDF which is then searchable. Please pay me £1 million to be your 'cyber expert'.
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Central to the 2010s Legitimate Concerns discourse that paved the way for our current pre-fascist moment was the refusal to acknowledge that these "concerns" were based on demonstrable fictions, filtered through socially constructed prejudices. I.e. they were not, in fact, "legitimate".
"A new poll suggests nearly half of Britons think there are more migrants in the UK illegally than legally, but in reality just 7% arrive through irregular channels"
Charlie Angela on how sensationalist reporting in the right wing press is fuelling falsehoods and misconceptions
Charlie Angela on how sensationalist reporting in the right wing press is fuelling falsehoods and misconceptions
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Central to the 2010s Legitimate Concerns discourse that paved the way for our current pre-fascist moment was the refusal to acknowledge that these "concerns" were based on demonstrable fictions, filtered through socially constructed prejudices. I.e. they were not, in fact, "legitimate".
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Re. Farage being racist in his youth, imo is not that much of a story or a suprise. But if it tells us anything today, it's that the lesson Farage learnt in his youth was that it could be fun to bully people, and that he has built several political movements that valorise being a dickhead
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Re. Farage being racist in his youth, imo is not that much of a story or a suprise. But if it tells us anything today, it's that the lesson Farage learnt in his youth was that it could be fun to bully people, and that he has built several political movements that valorise being a dickhead
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Rachel Reeves says this Labour Governments decisions are "necessary."
Why is it always necessary to hit the living standards of the 99%?
When are we going to make the necessary decisions about extreme wealth?
Why is it always necessary to hit the living standards of the 99%?
When are we going to make the necessary decisions about extreme wealth?
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Rachel Reeves says this Labour Governments decisions are "necessary."
Why is it always necessary to hit the living standards of the 99%?
When are we going to make the necessary decisions about extreme wealth?
Why is it always necessary to hit the living standards of the 99%?
When are we going to make the necessary decisions about extreme wealth?
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Benefits Street (2014) was a biased and exploitative series so vile that you could be sure anyone who enjoyed it was a total piece of shit. It existed only to confirm the biases of the sort of people who read these papers.
It is IMO not possible to operate any kind of meaningful democracy when your national press is a joke and a travesty, but your mileage on that may vary. I think it’s incontestable that it is impossible to govern well and effectively, while being in hock to these pantomime clowns.
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Benefits Street (2014) was a biased and exploitative series so vile that you could be sure anyone who enjoyed it was a total piece of shit. It existed only to confirm the biases of the sort of people who read these papers.
I shouldn't know what the net migration figures are. I genuinely mean it when I say no one should care about this figure, and it is Bad for our consciousness nationwide that journalists yell it at us constantly.
NEW: Net migration to the UK fell significantly to 204,000 in the year to June.
That’s down from 649,000 in the year to June 2024 - a fall of around two-thirds.
That’s down from 649,000 in the year to June 2024 - a fall of around two-thirds.
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I shouldn't know what the net migration figures are. I genuinely mean it when I say no one should care about this figure, and it is Bad for our consciousness nationwide that journalists yell it at us constantly.
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I mean the thing about trying to govern with no political ambitions is that your opponents can just project whatever they want onto it and there's nothing you can really do to stop them
The predictable crushing uniformity of the coverage of this Budget tells you an awful lot about the priorities of those papers, and also why there's actually quite a lot to praise in it bylinetimes.com/2025/11/26/t...
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I mean the thing about trying to govern with no political ambitions is that your opponents can just project whatever they want onto it and there's nothing you can really do to stop them
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New Side Story is live! Despite some technical issues, Austin, Keith, and Janine manage to talk about 90s-themed database mystery The Roottrees Are Dead, and then Jack and Keith follow up with a deep dive into the Clock Tower series!
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Side Story: 17: A Buffer Arm and a More Traditional Hammer
Mysterious internet occurances abound this week on Side Story. Mysteries like "What is the dark secret of the famed Roottree family, Pittsburghian candy magnates" and "Why did Austin's connection tota...
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November 27, 2025 at 6:39 AM
New Side Story is live! Despite some technical issues, Austin, Keith, and Janine manage to talk about 90s-themed database mystery The Roottrees Are Dead, and then Jack and Keith follow up with a deep dive into the Clock Tower series!
sidestory.show/17-a-buffer-...
sidestory.show/17-a-buffer-...
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This is not *the far right* news. This is Sky, utterly mainstream, entirely and completely operating under the frame that "welfare spending is too high and needs to be cut". This is total received wisdom in the UK, even though it's not even close to true.
Ridge: "This is what I don't understand. I think you do believe we do spend too much money on welfare... I'm trying to work out why we've ended up with [this] budget"
Pressure e.g. this govt didn't want to scrap the two child benefit cap but they've been forced to
Pressure e.g. this govt didn't want to scrap the two child benefit cap but they've been forced to
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
This is not *the far right* news. This is Sky, utterly mainstream, entirely and completely operating under the frame that "welfare spending is too high and needs to be cut". This is total received wisdom in the UK, even though it's not even close to true.
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I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
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Listen all I’m saying is that I remember six little years ago when we were told that Corbyn living in a £1m house was evidence of vast wealth. I know inflation’s been wild since then but I simply do not believe that we’re now in a world where owning a property worth £2m is somehow standard
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Listen all I’m saying is that I remember six little years ago when we were told that Corbyn living in a £1m house was evidence of vast wealth. I know inflation’s been wild since then but I simply do not believe that we’re now in a world where owning a property worth £2m is somehow standard
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
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Are young people making just above minimum wage who are saddled with a 9pt higher marginal tax rate because they went to uni the losers from this Budget?
No, it must be those sitting on £millions in unearned wealth thanks to an inflated housing market that prices younger people out of owning a home
No, it must be those sitting on £millions in unearned wealth thanks to an inflated housing market that prices younger people out of owning a home
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Are young people making just above minimum wage who are saddled with a 9pt higher marginal tax rate because they went to uni the losers from this Budget?
No, it must be those sitting on £millions in unearned wealth thanks to an inflated housing market that prices younger people out of owning a home
No, it must be those sitting on £millions in unearned wealth thanks to an inflated housing market that prices younger people out of owning a home
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Translation: "If you don't use AI then the guys using our chips can't pretend to make money and can't pay the loans they took out to pay for the original loans they took out for all the money they're not making and it all falls apart and we can't sell chips to fuel the money they're not making."
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Translation: "If you don't use AI then the guys using our chips can't pretend to make money and can't pay the loans they took out to pay for the original loans they took out for all the money they're not making and it all falls apart and we can't sell chips to fuel the money they're not making."
I've never been bothered to figure out video editing software, so I'll just put it out there, one of you should set Faith of the Heart behind the Neon Genesis Evangelion opening credits.
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I've never been bothered to figure out video editing software, so I'll just put it out there, one of you should set Faith of the Heart behind the Neon Genesis Evangelion opening credits.
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Makes me feel a bit sick that Reeves said today she “won’t preside over a status quo that punishes children for the circumstances of their birth”, given she’s been perfectly happy to do just that since July 2024, and is only changing this now to try and save her own neck. Contemptible ghoul
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Makes me feel a bit sick that Reeves said today she “won’t preside over a status quo that punishes children for the circumstances of their birth”, given she’s been perfectly happy to do just that since July 2024, and is only changing this now to try and save her own neck. Contemptible ghoul
Let's fucking goooooooooo!!!
And get ready for next time!
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Let's fucking goooooooooo!!!
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And just like that, we have reached the end of KOTOR II. Enjoy us discussing one of the most famously rushed (in both production and outcome) endings in video games!
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November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
And just like that, we have reached the end of KOTOR II. Enjoy us discussing one of the most famously rushed (in both production and outcome) endings in video games!
amorecivilizedage.net/website/123-...
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It is extremely on-brand that the Labour MP for the constituency I live in, which includes Govanhill, peddles in racism.
A Scottish Labour MP has been accused of a 'conspiratorial anti-Chinese remark'
'Unacceptable': Scottish Labour MP panned for 'conspiratorial' Covid-19 claim
www.thenational.scot
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It is extremely on-brand that the Labour MP for the constituency I live in, which includes Govanhill, peddles in racism.
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In his Members' Business today, Patrick Harvie MSP will lead a debate on the unacceptable waiting times for accessing gender identity clinics.
📑 Full motion: https://ow.ly/tIUJ50XwYom
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📺 Watch live from 5:10pm: https://ow.ly/6jjW50XwYn3
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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It’s always the ones you least suspect
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It’s always the ones you least suspect
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Nobody cares about the Zack Polanski hypnotism thing! No one cares! It's especially galling having this weak sauce attack line coming from the world's biggest collection of perverts and freaks in the form of the British right wing.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Nobody cares about the Zack Polanski hypnotism thing! No one cares! It's especially galling having this weak sauce attack line coming from the world's biggest collection of perverts and freaks in the form of the British right wing.
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