Phil Hagen
@philhagen.com
DFIR, security, networking, all things tech, OneWheel, Radinn, travel, LEGO, and probably a whole lot more in small and sporadic bits. (Squirrel!)
Fierce and unapologetic ally. He/him/his.
Fierce and unapologetic ally. He/him/his.
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Phil Hagen
@philhagen.com
· Nov 17
Here is a starter pack of SANS Instructors for all kinds of good infosec stuff.
I’m still collecting more names and will update this list as updated as possible.
go.bsky.app/Q7Sh3W1
I’m still collecting more names and will update this list as updated as possible.
go.bsky.app/Q7Sh3W1
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I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
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Hotel room view for last night
December 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Hotel room view for last night
I hereby claim the terms “orecchiette containerization” and “penne scripts”
you've heard of spaghetti code. well. get ready for: rigatoni code
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I hereby claim the terms “orecchiette containerization” and “penne scripts”
Unitary executive theory? More like lunatic executive theory, amirite?
December 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Unitary executive theory? More like lunatic executive theory, amirite?
Next step: “let’s join a zoom call with 385 people who personally experienced the thing you just said does not happen.”
this was a really powerful approach to questioning noem—bringing the actual people impacted by her reign of terror. from her perch it's easy to see these cases as abstractions but she needs to be confronted with them at every turn.
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Next step: “let’s join a zoom call with 385 people who personally experienced the thing you just said does not happen.”
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www.bbc.com/news/article...
Another good opportunity to remind you of Deth Veggie's First Law of the Internet: LIE TO EVERY SITE ABOUT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING YOU CAN.
Fake names, fake birthdays, fake pets' names, and maiden names, and first streets, and schools and... everything you can.
Another good opportunity to remind you of Deth Veggie's First Law of the Internet: LIE TO EVERY SITE ABOUT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING YOU CAN.
Fake names, fake birthdays, fake pets' names, and maiden names, and first streets, and schools and... everything you can.
US could ask tourists for five-year social media history before entry
The plan would affect people from countries, including the UK, who can fill out a form in lieu of a visa.
www.bbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Another good opportunity to remind you of Deth Veggie's First Law of the Internet: LIE TO EVERY SITE ABOUT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING YOU CAN.
Fake names, fake birthdays, fake pets' names, and maiden names, and first streets, and schools and... everything you can.
Another good opportunity to remind you of Deth Veggie's First Law of the Internet: LIE TO EVERY SITE ABOUT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING YOU CAN.
Fake names, fake birthdays, fake pets' names, and maiden names, and first streets, and schools and... everything you can.
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
Hmmm. I’d have to say “TCP/IP Illustrated” or a stack of 2600 Magazine issues.
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Hmmm. I’d have to say “TCP/IP Illustrated” or a stack of 2600 Magazine issues.
“Graphic design is his passion.”
Mr. Rubio said switching back to Times New Roman would “restore decorum and professionalism to the department’s written work.” Calibri is “informal” when compared to serif typefaces like Times New Roman and “clashes” with the department’s official letterhead. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Rubio Deletes Calibri as the State Department’s Official Typeface
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
“Graphic design is his passion.”
This is more of a Wingdings administration, IMO.
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is more of a Wingdings administration, IMO.
So strange to see repetition between Sam Altman's and Nick Fuentes's ChatGPT histories.
December 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
So strange to see repetition between Sam Altman's and Nick Fuentes's ChatGPT histories.
Chef’s kiss. And I wouldn’t be surprised in secretary road rules and the worm present this plan within a week.
"Under our 'Airport 2026' plan, we'll repurpose baggage claim conveyor belts as treadmills when not in use delivering baggage.
Additionally, individuals who pay for 'TSA ground check' can get some cardio in by assisting baggage handlers loading and unloading aircraft."
Additionally, individuals who pay for 'TSA ground check' can get some cardio in by assisting baggage handlers loading and unloading aircraft."
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Chef’s kiss. And I wouldn’t be surprised in secretary road rules and the worm present this plan within a week.
This is a perfect take on the AI madness. Humans are getting dumber by the day and these grift platforms are just accelerating the downfall.
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is a perfect take on the AI madness. Humans are getting dumber by the day and these grift platforms are just accelerating the downfall.
Yeah nobody has ever been able to raise a kid without an untrustworthy toddler to guide them. What a bizarre and embarrassing take.
I’m starting to think the techbros are just wealthy idiots who convince other wealthy idiots to give them money.
I’m starting to think the techbros are just wealthy idiots who convince other wealthy idiots to give them money.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Yeah nobody has ever been able to raise a kid without an untrustworthy toddler to guide them. What a bizarre and embarrassing take.
I’m starting to think the techbros are just wealthy idiots who convince other wealthy idiots to give them money.
I’m starting to think the techbros are just wealthy idiots who convince other wealthy idiots to give them money.
I spent WAY too long on a simple “don’t run bash script if it’s already running” solution. Here’s what I eventually worked out in case it’s helpful #bash #shellscript
OTHER_PIDS=$( pidof -x -o %PPID "$( basename $0 )" )
if [ -n "${OTHER_PIDS}" ]; then
# script is already running
exit
fi
OTHER_PIDS=$( pidof -x -o %PPID "$( basename $0 )" )
if [ -n "${OTHER_PIDS}" ]; then
# script is already running
exit
fi
https://solution.here’s
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I spent WAY too long on a simple “don’t run bash script if it’s already running” solution. Here’s what I eventually worked out in case it’s helpful #bash #shellscript
OTHER_PIDS=$( pidof -x -o %PPID "$( basename $0 )" )
if [ -n "${OTHER_PIDS}" ]; then
# script is already running
exit
fi
OTHER_PIDS=$( pidof -x -o %PPID "$( basename $0 )" )
if [ -n "${OTHER_PIDS}" ]; then
# script is already running
exit
fi
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Trump wants the next generation to suffer and die from liver diseases.
December 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Trump wants the next generation to suffer and die from liver diseases.
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good.
December 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
good.
Some interesting, but surely pedestrian fungi I spotted the other day.
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Some interesting, but surely pedestrian fungi I spotted the other day.
This dipshit is actually running things like a bad episode of Road Rules. I mean this is exactly what we expected, but seriously…WTAF?
Absolute idiots.
Absolute idiots.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
This dipshit is actually running things like a bad episode of Road Rules. I mean this is exactly what we expected, but seriously…WTAF?
Absolute idiots.
Absolute idiots.
Reading this article should make you physically ill. You should also absolutely read it.
It’s past time for us all to decide where our “red line” is and what we will do when this stain of an administration crosses it.
It’s past time for us all to decide where our “red line” is and what we will do when this stain of an administration crosses it.
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Reading this article should make you physically ill. You should also absolutely read it.
It’s past time for us all to decide where our “red line” is and what we will do when this stain of an administration crosses it.
It’s past time for us all to decide where our “red line” is and what we will do when this stain of an administration crosses it.
I have also resigned from my position as the US Attorney for the state of New Jersey, considering I held that job under identically legal circumstances as Habba Dabba Doo.
FOX: Interim U.S. Attorney for the state of New Jersey, Alina Habba has resigned. Attorney General Pam Bondi says she accepted the resignation after a court's decision disqualifying Habba from serving.
December 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I have also resigned from my position as the US Attorney for the state of New Jersey, considering I held that job under identically legal circumstances as Habba Dabba Doo.
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December 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣