Phil Hagen
@philhagen.com
DFIR, security, networking, all things tech, OneWheel, Radinn, travel, LEGO, and probably a whole lot more in small and sporadic bits. (Squirrel!)
Fierce and unapologetic ally. He/him/his.
Fierce and unapologetic ally. He/him/his.
Your medical qualifications are severely lacking
December 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Your medical qualifications are severely lacking
As long as the pillow idiot didn’t pad the landing zone
December 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
As long as the pillow idiot didn’t pad the landing zone
It’s real. It’s also (most certainly) a joke, but not in the way you thought it was.
December 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It’s real. It’s also (most certainly) a joke, but not in the way you thought it was.
Leaving space below the shoe baskets for the room a was 💯 too
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Leaving space below the shoe baskets for the room a was 💯 too
Bigger picture: mushroom traffic logistics. Bad traffic patterns in our old place were 100% a factor in designing the current one. Shoe storage is in hanging baskets for ease of use and cleanup.
December 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Bigger picture: mushroom traffic logistics. Bad traffic patterns in our old place were 100% a factor in designing the current one. Shoe storage is in hanging baskets for ease of use and cleanup.
I would love to get a high-def, close-cropped video feed of the lighthouse to catch the moment it drops
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I would love to get a high-def, close-cropped video feed of the lighthouse to catch the moment it drops
Wow, you really had to try hard to be so wrong on this. Kind of impressive, in a pro-racist asshole sort of way.
December 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Wow, you really had to try hard to be so wrong on this. Kind of impressive, in a pro-racist asshole sort of way.
Maybe “rigatonithernet”?
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Maybe “rigatonithernet”?
Elbow macaroni is, after all, a series of tubes.
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Elbow macaroni is, after all, a series of tubes.