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Peter Smith

@petermsmiths.bsky.social

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I’m just this guy, you know? I ain’t no follow back boy. He/him

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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 5h

“French Vanilla [yogurt] smells like the French farting.”

The unprompted words of a five year old.

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 6h

Worse than the entirety of Battlefield Earth?

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 15h

I mean, a chainsaw can too.

But I get it, people get weird about blades.

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 18h

If they misjudge the ball it will get past them. Sometimes giving up a single is better than maybe giving up a double or triple.

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 19h

“Why do we fail?”

“So we have another chance to succeed.”

That’s something we believe in at our do-jang. Because of that belief my drive to earn my form stripe never wavered, even after three weeks of next chances…

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 19h

If hardware stores will stock chainsaws then they should stock machetes as well.

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 22h

Mail bricks? You think I’m made of money?!?

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 1d

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 1d

An anime series: With You and the Rain

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 2d

Needs to be higher, TBQH.

The Record @therecordmedia.bsky.social · 3d

The 19-year-old hacker behind the PowerSchool breach was sentenced to 4 years and ordered to pay $14 million in restitution therecord.media/powerschool-...

PowerSchool hacker sentenced to 4 years in prison

Matthew Lane, who demanded a ransom of $2.9 million from PowerSchool in exchange for not leaking personal data belonging to more than 70 million people, also was ordered to pay about $14 million in re...

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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 2d

a man with a laurel wreath on his head is standing next to another man in a helmet

Alt: a man with a laurel wreath on his head is standing next to another man in a helmet

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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 2d

Probably. One of the kids at my do-jang plays it on her Switch. I have a hard time wrapping my head around it.

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 2d

You can load Factorio, and…you know, that’s all you need.

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 2d

Things should be a little different when live ammo is around.

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 3d

You can take the Pope out of Chicago, but you can’t take the Chicago out of the Pope!

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 3d

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 3d

This sounds like a proctologist origin story.

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 3d

We’ve already realized the elevator doesn’t make it to the penthouse. Specificity might be asking too much here.

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 3d

It helps that some of your older works are back in print.

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 3d

Might be a zodiac thing.

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 4d

Thankfully the team channeled Tom Dempsey tonight.

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 4d

So many self-inflicted wounds.

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 4d

Ok.

Two stuffed bears looking at the camera.

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 4d

David vs. the Bears.

Sorry David, I have to go with the Bears.

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 5d

Oh Don, you’re such a scamp.

Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 5d

I planned…poorly.

A block of frozen chili sitting in an open slow cooker. The chef didn’t warm the chili up at all, so now the idiot needs to wait for the block to thaw enough to close the lid.