Pete Prodge
@peteprodge.com
Comedian. Retrogamer. Runner. Writer. Film maker. Billionaire.
I am all but one of these things.
(My BlueSky retrogaming profile is @reheatedpixels.com )
I am all but one of these things.
(My BlueSky retrogaming profile is @reheatedpixels.com )
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For people who don't know what Come Dancing was, it was Strictly Come Dancing minus cocaine.
December 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
For people who don't know what Come Dancing was, it was Strictly Come Dancing minus cocaine.
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"Well if we had ratings like Ncuti, we'd have been cancelled."
Alright, bet. Lets do the maths.
As per BARB, the top watched episode of Coronation Street in April of 1984 was 15.6m; in the April of 2025 — rounded up — it was 4.3m.
That's a ratio of 1 : 0.27564102564103.
Alright, bet. Lets do the maths.
As per BARB, the top watched episode of Coronation Street in April of 1984 was 15.6m; in the April of 2025 — rounded up — it was 4.3m.
That's a ratio of 1 : 0.27564102564103.
December 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"Well if we had ratings like Ncuti, we'd have been cancelled."
Alright, bet. Lets do the maths.
As per BARB, the top watched episode of Coronation Street in April of 1984 was 15.6m; in the April of 2025 — rounded up — it was 4.3m.
That's a ratio of 1 : 0.27564102564103.
Alright, bet. Lets do the maths.
As per BARB, the top watched episode of Coronation Street in April of 1984 was 15.6m; in the April of 2025 — rounded up — it was 4.3m.
That's a ratio of 1 : 0.27564102564103.
FIFA has just awarded their inaugural Chastity Prize to Bonnie Blue.
December 6, 2025 at 10:18 AM
FIFA has just awarded their inaugural Chastity Prize to Bonnie Blue.
Yeah, but they haven't got Television South West's archives, so I'm not resubscribing.
So Netflix now owns virtually the entire studio-era output of MGM and Warner Bros. This seems… bad.
Breaking news: Netflix has agreed an $83bn takeover of the studios and streaming businesses of Warner Bros Discovery, in a deal set to reshape Hollywood and create a new global entertainment powerhouse. on.ft.com/3MGC59K
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Yeah, but they haven't got Television South West's archives, so I'm not resubscribing.
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Finally, a brilliant reason to get an Oasis ticket.
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Finally, a brilliant reason to get an Oasis ticket.
See, this is why I like The Prodigy and The Cure.
December 5, 2025 at 8:17 AM
See, this is why I like The Prodigy and The Cure.
Exactly twenty years since we performed a daft skit live on BBC Two to a million viewers.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dirt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dirt...
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Exactly twenty years since we performed a daft skit live on BBC Two to a million viewers.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dirt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dirt...
How's Your Party doing at the moment?
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 AM
How's Your Party doing at the moment?
I swore I'd never 'out' @chinnyvision.bsky.social, but this is too good to resist.
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I swore I'd never 'out' @chinnyvision.bsky.social, but this is too good to resist.
How do you know if someone's going to say the tedious "How do you know if someone's a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you" joke?
Don't worry, they'll tell you!
Don't worry, they'll tell you!
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 AM
How do you know if someone's going to say the tedious "How do you know if someone's a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you" joke?
Don't worry, they'll tell you!
Don't worry, they'll tell you!
Out of all my telly appearances, this is my favourite. Got to be in BBC Television Centre and mess about with my @tiswasonline.com mates.
20 YEARS AGO TODAY: hands across the Saturday morning years from Dick and Dom.
December 3, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Out of all my telly appearances, this is my favourite. Got to be in BBC Television Centre and mess about with my @tiswasonline.com mates.
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O hai @peteprodge.com
20 YEARS AGO TODAY: hands across the Saturday morning years from Dick and Dom.
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 AM
O hai @peteprodge.com
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
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New rule: All superhero sidekicks should speak in a voice one octave higher than the hero.
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 AM
New rule: All superhero sidekicks should speak in a voice one octave higher than the hero.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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He's m ng ist
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
He's m ng ist
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
I was just about to flush the toilet when one of my turds announced it is now switching to another political party.
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I was just about to flush the toilet when one of my turds announced it is now switching to another political party.
Influencers! Stop normalising the practice of holding a lapel mic in your hand and talking into it. It's utterly stupid, it's meant to be on your shirt/top and ah, what the hell, you'll just ignore me and carry on doing it.
#OldManYellsAtClouds
#OldManYellsAtClouds
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Influencers! Stop normalising the practice of holding a lapel mic in your hand and talking into it. It's utterly stupid, it's meant to be on your shirt/top and ah, what the hell, you'll just ignore me and carry on doing it.
#OldManYellsAtClouds
#OldManYellsAtClouds
"Tom's putting it in now"
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Tom's putting it in now"
"Gary Sambrook eats big dinners"
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"Gary Sambrook eats big dinners"
"We don't do duvets!"
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
"We don't do duvets!"
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Weird the way the entire world went mad and only the creator of the IT Crowd was unaffected.
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Weird the way the entire world went mad and only the creator of the IT Crowd was unaffected.