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(he/his/him) Discordian|Head of the Patæconomical Institute of Social Sciences| Go to: https://www.academia.edu/resource/work/37905734 to read my dumb papers.

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Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 25d

Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 2h

Anyone that knows what fascism is knows they honor no peace, truce, cease fire or armistice. Israel's actions are only surprising to the willfully ignorant.

Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 2h

How dare you suggest we have a fundamental sameness!

Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 4h

Translation: I'm here to get paid how dare you.

Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 4h

I'm sorry I thought the connection between Settler Christianity and fascism was obvious, since old money oil moguls who are Settler Christians financially drive it.

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1d

Viltrimite power-scaling gets to such an absurd point in the back half of Invincible, that it reads like how 13 yr olds argue about it, and this will always be a dumb argument, but my take is that any meta commentary of Superman falls apart because its always just "what if he was a shit person?"

DC Updates @updates4dc.bsky.social · 4d

Invincible and The Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman says Omni-Man could easily take down Superman, adding, “Superman sucks.” (via Collider)

#OmniMan #Superman #Invincible #TheWalkingDead

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Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 4h

If I had clarity for you it wouldn't be hypothesis. It would just be thesis.

Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 5h

It's so crazy how closeted homosexuals would rather blow a back out with an assault rifle. Like, it's ok to fuck guys just fuck guys.

Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 5h

"Whatever happened to regular nasty?"

Not even a minute in and I died. 🤣

Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 5h

Evil doesn't need grand gestures to corrupt. Mere ethical mediocrity has brought us here; not those who say yes to wickedness, but those who are too passionless to say no. The wicked are actually easy to thwart, when they aren't shielded by the weak.

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Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 5h

Kidnapping kids and moving them 100s of miles away across state lines. Totally not child trafficking, nope.

Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 5h

There seems to be a correlation between Fascism and pedophilia. Haven't nailed down the casual connection but my hypothesis is that the fascism is in service of the child rape. They'll burn what little democracy we ever had to keep ahead of the rap.

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Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 5h

Make up a new science, barriers to discovery in new sciences are always super low.

Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 5h

Oh, to be doing chemistry in the days were you could say, "I've discovered this green gas that reacts with everything, I got it from common salt!"

Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 5h

They began standardized testing to eliminate made-up mediocrity in academics. But guess what the current source of actual academic mediocrity is.

Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 7h

People knowing that news orgs have been bought out by the 1% but are still complaining about the reporting like it is an unrelated and accidental oopsie goof is a look.

Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 15h

It's bonkers.

Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 15h

Fortunately Japan has an emperor, so no worries.

Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 19h

Use your block function. It works like this.

Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 20h

#GnomeLife

Taion the Gnome @taionthegnome.bsky.social · 8d

#WitchTip #WitchSky #WitchMadness

At some point you have to leave the books behind and go wander in the wilderness of magic and spirits.

Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 20h

You mentioned exploitation and that it should be more expensive. You never explicitly connected those ideas.

So, you tried to say it.

Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 21h

Ah the ultimate product of the Thai Theravada's revolving door policy on taking the robe.

Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 21h

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Historic First: Legal Hellenic Polytheist Marriage Ceremony Held in Cyprus — A Milestone for Mediterranean Paganism - Europe, Paganism, Religion, The Wild Hunt, World

Witchcraft & Pagan News - A historic first: a couple married at the Temple of Zeus in Cyprus in a Hellenic polytheist ceremony—the first of its kind legally recognized in Greece—marking a powerful ste...

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Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 21h

It should be expensive because the people farming it are paid what they are worth, not because of some idiot that doesn't understand anything about anything other than grifting losers with cheap lies.

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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 1d

Best thing Byron ever wrote. 😉

"Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed beauty without vanity, strength without insolence, courage without ferocity, and all the virtues of man, without his vices. This praise, which would be unmeaning flattery if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just tribute to the memory of Botswain, a dog."

~Lord Byron

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Patacynicos☸️🔮🏴🌈☭🌕🐍♉🏺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🪄🎩🦞🖖 @patacelsus.bsky.social · 1d

I'm loving Portland right now. This is the correct response to fear mongering, fun mongering.