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Duncan Deeznuts

Duncan Deeznuts

@parasocialista.bsky.social

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Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 21m

Adam Silver nixed it by giving HBO Max some live NBA broadcast rights

They didn't even finish the 2nd season, and had to rush out a montage of unaired footage in the finale

Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 41m

The guy who gives Kevin McCallister directions in the hotel?

a young boy is walking through a hallway in a hotel .

ALT: a young boy is walking through a hallway in a hotel .

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Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 48m

a woman is covering her face with her hands while a crowd of people applaud .

ALT: a woman is covering her face with her hands while a crowd of people applaud .

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Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 13h

Why waste your time on a liberal arts education, the foundation of Western civilization, when you can attend a four week Nazi training camp and get straight to the Stasi-style mass surveillance

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Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 22h

That Nike end credits commercial was incredible

Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 22h

Artful double play by the Dodgers to win it all

Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 22h

Oh

My

GOD

Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 23h

No pressure

Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 23h

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 23h

That ball was outta there like

a white house with a tree in front of it and columns .

ALT: a white house with a tree in front of it and columns .

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Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 23h

Will Smith is a river for his people (Dodgers fans)

Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 23h

a man is holding a microphone in front of a crowd and says " well it 's groundhog day ... again "

ALT: a man is holding a microphone in front of a crowd and says " well it 's groundhog day ... again "

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Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 23h

Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 23h

The Rock driving a girl meme from "Race To The Witch Mountain" (2009)

The Rock: Bases loaded with one out, game's over, right?

Girl: Both teams fielded themselves out of trouble in the 9th and 10th innings

Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 23h

No WAY

Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 23h

G
O
L
F

Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 23h

About to see a triple play

Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 23h

a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up

ALT: a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up

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Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 23h

Why I chose baseball over happiness, a thread 🧵

Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 23h

Looking forward to another 8 or 9 innings

Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 23h

I can't watch

Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 1d

Defense wins championships

Scoring wins regular season games

Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 2d

He's a genius

Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 2d

Baseball isn't real

Duncan Deeznuts @parasocialista.bsky.social · 2d

He didn't denounce the Young Republican group chat that degraded Indian women by referencing how they "just didn’t bathe often"

'Dated this obese Indian woman': Decoding the casual anti-India racism in Young Republicans chat | World News - The Times of India

US News: Exploring the prevalent anti-India racism in a Young Republicans chat and its implications on the Indian-American community in American politics.

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