Pants Shaton
@pantsshaton.bsky.social
PHM. Invented the term PHM.
Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter
De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky
Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.
Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter
De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky
Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.
The perfect news story for @everybodylovesij.bsky.social
A raccoon that broke into a liquor store and then ended up unconscious on the toilet floor
A raccoon that broke into a liquor store and then ended up unconscious on the toilet floor
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
The perfect news story for @everybodylovesij.bsky.social
A raccoon that broke into a liquor store and then ended up unconscious on the toilet floor
A raccoon that broke into a liquor store and then ended up unconscious on the toilet floor
Love Craig. He must have the patience of a saint to sit across from that gobshite Cameron.
Would love to hear all he had to say but can’t stomach that vacuous bellend
Would love to hear all he had to say but can’t stomach that vacuous bellend
Craig Levein gave his view on the Hearts title challenge - and whether they can win the league
🗣️ "The quality of the players that Hearts are bringing in - they are more like Old Firm players than the ones that the Old Firm have got."
🗣️ "The quality of the players that Hearts are bringing in - they are more like Old Firm players than the ones that the Old Firm have got."
Craig Levein makes Hearts title prediction as he hails 'godsend' Tony Bloom
www.heartsstandard.co.uk
December 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Love Craig. He must have the patience of a saint to sit across from that gobshite Cameron.
Would love to hear all he had to say but can’t stomach that vacuous bellend
Would love to hear all he had to say but can’t stomach that vacuous bellend
Surely - in one of the many iterations of the handball rule, over the past decade, that WOULD have been 100% a penalty?
Not that I’m telling a consummate pro like Madden his job
Not that I’m telling a consummate pro like Madden his job
🗨️"Imagine living your life like that, sad really."
▪️Ex-referee has say on Hearts penalty incident and ‘internet weirdos’
www.heartsstandard.co.uk/news/2569740...
▪️Ex-referee has say on Hearts penalty incident and ‘internet weirdos’
www.heartsstandard.co.uk/news/2569740...
Ex-referee has say on Hearts penalty incident versus Falkirk and ‘internet weirdos’
The former Grade 1 official said it was “never a penalty in a million years".
www.heartsstandard.co.uk
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Surely - in one of the many iterations of the handball rule, over the past decade, that WOULD have been 100% a penalty?
Not that I’m telling a consummate pro like Madden his job
Not that I’m telling a consummate pro like Madden his job
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Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
“The shitshow”
Joint top of the league if they win their games in hand
Entitled cunts
Joint top of the league if they win their games in hand
Entitled cunts
December 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“The shitshow”
Joint top of the league if they win their games in hand
Entitled cunts
Joint top of the league if they win their games in hand
Entitled cunts
Would you expect Jim Goodwin to be sacked on Wednesday if Dundee United fail to win against Celtic?
December 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Would you expect Jim Goodwin to be sacked on Wednesday if Dundee United fail to win against Celtic?
I feel a bit sorry for St Mirren fans - when they beat us in the final, they were able to wildly celebrate
Most of these guys will just be worried tonight about whether Celtic can get their act together and win the league
Most of these guys will just be worried tonight about whether Celtic can get their act together and win the league
December 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I feel a bit sorry for St Mirren fans - when they beat us in the final, they were able to wildly celebrate
Most of these guys will just be worried tonight about whether Celtic can get their act together and win the league
Most of these guys will just be worried tonight about whether Celtic can get their act together and win the league
Callers always screened to ensure low double digit IQs
Will be superb
Will be superb
December 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Callers always screened to ensure low double digit IQs
Will be superb
Will be superb
Nancy Bhoy
🎵 Alcoholic kind of club
More the meths than down the pub
Chronic banter - ‘diet hun’
They’re number 2 not number 1
Many fans but not so bright
Cheap narcotics are their plight
Acrid gas, what a horrible ass …
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal… 🎵
🎵 Alcoholic kind of club
More the meths than down the pub
Chronic banter - ‘diet hun’
They’re number 2 not number 1
Many fans but not so bright
Cheap narcotics are their plight
Acrid gas, what a horrible ass …
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal… 🎵
Nancy Boy was in the UK charts for 6 weeks.
Celtics Nancy Bhoy will do well to make that.
Celtics Nancy Bhoy will do well to make that.
December 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Nancy Bhoy
🎵 Alcoholic kind of club
More the meths than down the pub
Chronic banter - ‘diet hun’
They’re number 2 not number 1
Many fans but not so bright
Cheap narcotics are their plight
Acrid gas, what a horrible ass …
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal… 🎵
🎵 Alcoholic kind of club
More the meths than down the pub
Chronic banter - ‘diet hun’
They’re number 2 not number 1
Many fans but not so bright
Cheap narcotics are their plight
Acrid gas, what a horrible ass …
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal… 🎵
More razor sharp insights. Earning his beer money tonight
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
More razor sharp insights. Earning his beer money tonight
I’m glad we lost in Paisley
I wouldn’t have wanted our glorious new era to have started with winning a diddy cup
I like to think we’ll be playing our reserves in this competition going forward to allow the first 11 to concentrate on the Champions League
I wouldn’t have wanted our glorious new era to have started with winning a diddy cup
I like to think we’ll be playing our reserves in this competition going forward to allow the first 11 to concentrate on the Champions League
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’m glad we lost in Paisley
I wouldn’t have wanted our glorious new era to have started with winning a diddy cup
I like to think we’ll be playing our reserves in this competition going forward to allow the first 11 to concentrate on the Champions League
I wouldn’t have wanted our glorious new era to have started with winning a diddy cup
I like to think we’ll be playing our reserves in this competition going forward to allow the first 11 to concentrate on the Champions League
FOR SALE:
“GorgieFellas” Poster - featuring Hearts aces Aaron Hughes, Malaury Martin and Donald Cowie
Mint condition
£100 or nearest offer
“GorgieFellas” Poster - featuring Hearts aces Aaron Hughes, Malaury Martin and Donald Cowie
Mint condition
£100 or nearest offer
December 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
FOR SALE:
“GorgieFellas” Poster - featuring Hearts aces Aaron Hughes, Malaury Martin and Donald Cowie
Mint condition
£100 or nearest offer
“GorgieFellas” Poster - featuring Hearts aces Aaron Hughes, Malaury Martin and Donald Cowie
Mint condition
£100 or nearest offer
Nobody wore the jersey like Eskilson
December 14, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Nobody wore the jersey like Eskilson
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Some TikTok boy from Brazil with hundreds of thousands of followers!!Yeah I'm not sure either tbh🤷♂️🤷♂️
December 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Some TikTok boy from Brazil with hundreds of thousands of followers!!Yeah I'm not sure either tbh🤷♂️🤷♂️
As you all know, I ken fuck all about football. So, Josh McPake, is he the new Neil McCann?
December 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
As you all know, I ken fuck all about football. So, Josh McPake, is he the new Neil McCann?
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At the end of the day, when all is said and done..... Hearts are 6 points clear.
December 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
At the end of the day, when all is said and done..... Hearts are 6 points clear.
Bubble status: not burst
December 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Bubble status: not burst
Not that we’ll need it but Rangers will probably have to lie down to us next weekend to ease our path to the title
December 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Not that we’ll need it but Rangers will probably have to lie down to us next weekend to ease our path to the title
Harrowing to hear that Scott Bain is a Hearts supporter. Aren’t we the only Premiership club he hasn’t played for?
December 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Harrowing to hear that Scott Bain is a Hearts supporter. Aren’t we the only Premiership club he hasn’t played for?
Hearts fans should lodge a complaint with the SFA about Falkirk only giving us half an away stand.
We’ve historically filled that stand so it’s our birth right to be given it forever.
We’ve historically filled that stand so it’s our birth right to be given it forever.
December 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hearts fans should lodge a complaint with the SFA about Falkirk only giving us half an away stand.
We’ve historically filled that stand so it’s our birth right to be given it forever.
We’ve historically filled that stand so it’s our birth right to be given it forever.
Composing a song about Neil Lennon to the tune of ‘Must be Santa Claus’ but with the chorus ‘Must be Fanta Baws’
Watch this space
Watch this space
December 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Composing a song about Neil Lennon to the tune of ‘Must be Santa Claus’ but with the chorus ‘Must be Fanta Baws’
Watch this space
Watch this space