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pantsshaton.bsky.social
Pants Shaton
@pantsshaton.bsky.social
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PHM. Invented the term PHM. Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 4h
You should have done the y3k test at the same time - it would have saved a lot of hassle for future generations.
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 6h
It happens to the best of us
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 7h
Classic justice in Starmer’s Britain. Rapists getting free houses in Royal Estates.
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 7h
Imagine how insufferable we’d be.
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 7h
Ah!
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 7h
Who ?
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 7h
Fans from across the UK are lauding us for the Braga song.

However, it’s an almost exact copy of Radio Gaga by Queen. Daft cunts.
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 7h
Honestly don’t get fans of other clubs in Scotland who say they want us to win the league.

I’d rather Rangers and Celtic win the league until the Sun implodes than see Hibs or Aberdeen win it.
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 8h
Saw this fans banner from Norway which marked the return of a manager who left the club for a local rival.

Absolutely superb stuff.

No idea whether there are any topical Hearts parallels
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 9h
Very clearly a photo of woman running from London’s head Imam as he attempts to impose Sharia law on them
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 10h
Cheers Joel. Do you think Saturday could present an opportunity for him?
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 13h
I take it the manager just doesn’t rate Christian Borchgrevink? He’s fit now, isn’t he?

@heartsstandard.bsky.social
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 14h
Fuck that - can’t see Madri there.

So called Spanish pub as well
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 14h
You should get on a few podcasts and let us know. Maybe also some radio phone ins. Maybe Sky Sports too.

We’re ‘ran by clowns’ pal. At least we’ve got a real man in charge now and not some beta cuck.
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone in an office .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone in an office .
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d
The funny thing is I’m more of a dick in real life than I am on here
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d
They made our defence look like clowns for the first time this season. What the fuck was Findlay doing heading a ball into the box when it was going out for a corner?
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d
I’m glad this has been posted. All the fascists who follow me on Bluesky should read this
theipaper.com The i Paper @theipaper.com · 1d
Opinion | This is an industry of grievance and division, a machine designed to spread hate, which now operates across the British right – from respectable print outlets to wild-eyed online fascists. Don’t let them fool you

🖋️ @iandunt.bsky.social

Read more: trib.al/4B3mnUk
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d
To my legions of loyal followers. Tonight’s events have prompted an OFFICIAL STATEMENT.
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d
The boy on Scarves Around the Funnel loves him too. I’m not convinced but I do caveat with the statement that I know fuck all about football
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d
We should seriously be looking for 15/15 from our next 5 games.
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d
Outside of the Old Firm, I genuinely believe those fuckers are the hardest team to beat away from home.
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d
Need to give O’Neill and Maloney the gig full time.
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d
Still a chance to put 9 points between us and Celtic at the weekend
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Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1d
Findlay was shite tonight

A draw is a bit ‘get out of jail’ given their 3rd seemed perfectly legit

Other teams will drop points there (not their hooped A team mind)

Meh
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