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PHM. Invented the term PHM.
Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter
De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky
Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.
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A raccoon that broke into a liquor store and then ended up unconscious on the toilet floor
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
December 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
More razor sharp insights. Earning his beer money tonight
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
December 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
December 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
FOR SALE:

“GorgieFellas” Poster - featuring Hearts aces Aaron Hughes, Malaury Martin and Donald Cowie

Mint condition

£100 or nearest offer
December 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Nobody wore the jersey like Eskilson
December 14, 2025 at 8:33 AM
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Bubble status: not burst
December 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Kingsley
December 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It’s Paisley - those women were 35 years old
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"Inform, Educate, Entertain" are the founding principles of the British Broadcasting Corporation
December 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I’d pay to see that
December 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
The tests that Trump frequently boasts about “ACEING” are used to screen for dementia. Pretty much all healthy people ‘ACE’ them. It’s like boasting that you can tie your shoe laces.

Population-based norms for the Mini-Mental State Examination by age and educational level. JAMA. 1993.
December 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Whisper it… but I think Slavia Prague might be… gay

Haven’t seen scenes like this since my lost weekend at Provincetown Bear Week
December 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Serious competition for Hoopy the Huddle-hound

Tatty McBoardy
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Updated image to share
December 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
December 8, 2025 at 10:07 AM
You never know with Celtic. Chances are they win the league if I was their manager, given their advantages.

That said, this new lad gave off strong clown vibes - from his walk out, where he had to throw his water bottle away because he couldn’t clap (and then scampered to get it)

Then the board
December 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Doing the research - all seems consistent
December 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
🎵 And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal 🎵
December 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM