Pants Shaton
@pantsshaton.bsky.social
PHM. Invented the term PHM.
Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter
De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky
Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.
Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter
De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky
Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.
It makes me think of a Reeves and Mortimer sketch whenever I see or hear it
December 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It makes me think of a Reeves and Mortimer sketch whenever I see or hear it
Close to the Tate Britain chaps
December 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Close to the Tate Britain chaps
The guy still has a 90% chance of winning the league. Roughly the same chance I’d have.
December 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The guy still has a 90% chance of winning the league. Roughly the same chance I’d have.
Isn’t that Grok?
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Isn’t that Grok?
It turns out I am a racist.
a woman in a pink coat is standing in a field holding a bag .
ALT: a woman in a pink coat is standing in a field holding a bag .
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It turns out I am a racist.
Your spirit animal - I hear he also likes posting about the London Boys at 2am
December 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Your spirit animal - I hear he also likes posting about the London Boys at 2am
Only fives I’d watch on tv is that game where the PHM lamped auld dug eyes and got him in a headlock
December 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Only fives I’d watch on tv is that game where the PHM lamped auld dug eyes and got him in a headlock
As I’ve learned from @davidbastin12.bsky.social the Beavertown story is a plucky nepobaby underdog tale for the ages
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
As I’ve learned from @davidbastin12.bsky.social the Beavertown story is a plucky nepobaby underdog tale for the ages
Gamma ray is passable - neck oil is terrible
December 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Gamma ray is passable - neck oil is terrible
I think those are, objectively, the right answer.
December 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I think those are, objectively, the right answer.
People like him will never understand what it is to bring joy to people the way Reiner did. To his friends and family. To his work colleagues. To the millions of people who love his work.
One of the real good guys vs. a subhuman cunt whose real punishment is the valueless life he leads
One of the real good guys vs. a subhuman cunt whose real punishment is the valueless life he leads
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
People like him will never understand what it is to bring joy to people the way Reiner did. To his friends and family. To his work colleagues. To the millions of people who love his work.
One of the real good guys vs. a subhuman cunt whose real punishment is the valueless life he leads
One of the real good guys vs. a subhuman cunt whose real punishment is the valueless life he leads
He is a despicable fucking piece of shit. 7 circles aren’t enough.
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
He is a despicable fucking piece of shit. 7 circles aren’t enough.
Fuck sake man. Leave Scooby Doo out of this. He wants no part in your sectarian shenanigans.
December 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Fuck sake man. Leave Scooby Doo out of this. He wants no part in your sectarian shenanigans.
I’m looking for honours even.
Ideally along the lines of
Ruptured Achilles: 2 - 2
Snapped ACL: 3 - 3
Also I would like them both to drop 2 points.
Ideally along the lines of
Ruptured Achilles: 2 - 2
Snapped ACL: 3 - 3
Also I would like them both to drop 2 points.
December 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’m looking for honours even.
Ideally along the lines of
Ruptured Achilles: 2 - 2
Snapped ACL: 3 - 3
Also I would like them both to drop 2 points.
Ideally along the lines of
Ruptured Achilles: 2 - 2
Snapped ACL: 3 - 3
Also I would like them both to drop 2 points.
I just liked the poetry of qualifying the nature of his seed
December 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I just liked the poetry of qualifying the nature of his seed
Covered in James Watt’s watery spunk
December 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Covered in James Watt’s watery spunk
Where he is - that would be a treat
December 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Where he is - that would be a treat
I think we all know auld dug eyes was looking up on events today with horror and disappointment
December 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I think we all know auld dug eyes was looking up on events today with horror and disappointment
You’ve just been gazumped by Twitter Baz - winging its way to Rhode Island
December 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You’ve just been gazumped by Twitter Baz - winging its way to Rhode Island