kel
@palekel.bsky.social
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former radio news dude, future hermit.
semi-professional misanthrope.
fuck your "A.I."
former radio news dude, future hermit.
semi-professional misanthrope.
fuck your "A.I."
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what in the fuck
December 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
what in the fuck
you can post "Did it happen?" and almost everyone here knows what you're talking about :)
December 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
you can post "Did it happen?" and almost everyone here knows what you're talking about :)
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BREAKING: Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released.
NEW: A federal judge ordered Kilmar Abrego Garcia — the Maryland man who was wrongly removed from the U.S. and sent to El Salvador without due process by the Trump administration — to be released from an ICE detention center, ruling his detention unlawful.
Judge Orders Abrego Garcia's Immediate Release from Immigration Custody
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
BREAKING: Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released.
all part of the plan to keep us dumb, docile and despondent.
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
all part of the plan to keep us dumb, docile and despondent.
bringing back all the diseases. make everyone sick, desperate and easier to control.
The Supreme Court just set aside a 2nd Circuit decision upholding New York's requirement that all school students, public and private, obtain certain vaccinations, without any religious exemptions. It orders the 2nd Circuit to reconsider the ruling in light of SCOTUS' LGBTQ school books decision.
December 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
bringing back all the diseases. make everyone sick, desperate and easier to control.
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“I can’t stay. I can’t go back. I have nothing. We have already tried to make our life here.”
Thousands of Venezuelans in Colorado lose legal status, move into the shadows
The change places them in danger of detention.
www.cpr.org
December 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“I can’t stay. I can’t go back. I have nothing. We have already tried to make our life here.”
what do you do when you know you're on camera?
you act. you dance. you improvise.
you act. you dance. you improvise.
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
what do you do when you know you're on camera?
you act. you dance. you improvise.
you act. you dance. you improvise.
one of the most outright dystopian things i've heard in a few days...
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
one of the most outright dystopian things i've heard in a few days...
they want a god-king sooo bad 🤢
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
they want a god-king sooo bad 🤢
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I think he’s going to hit the table.
December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I think he’s going to hit the table.
how my morning is going.
Second Cup of Coffee
YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot - Topic
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
how my morning is going.
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There are reports that Chinese military officers were seen at the El Libertador Air Base in Maracay, amid growing military tension between Venezuela and the United States
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
There are reports that Chinese military officers were seen at the El Libertador Air Base in Maracay, amid growing military tension between Venezuela and the United States
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kinda how they got the Krusty Burger², and then the Munchers...
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
kinda how they got the Krusty Burger², and then the Munchers...
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
lol reality is cracking up again. or Mamdani knows just how to play the dude. either way it's beautiful 😸
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
lol reality is cracking up again. or Mamdani knows just how to play the dude. either way it's beautiful 😸
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need-a-penny, take-a-penny
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
need-a-penny, take-a-penny
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The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
never been prouder of my Rep!!
The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
never been prouder of my Rep!!
and this is another thing that would've been the biggest scandal of a person's political career, but for him it's just Thursday. i hate it here.
Trump says 'seditious' Democrats urging US troops to refuse illegal orders should face death reut.rs/4ibDwIU
Trump says 'seditious' Democrats urging US troops to refuse illegal orders should face death
President Donald Trump on Thursday assailed Democratic lawmakers who told members of the U.S. military they must refuse any illegal orders, calling them traitors who could face execution.
reut.rs
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
and this is another thing that would've been the biggest scandal of a person's political career, but for him it's just Thursday. i hate it here.
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
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Just the president of the United States rationalizing that a Washington Post reporter was basically asking to be murdered and cut to pieces with a bone saw because of his reporting.
As he sits next to the thug who ordered it.
As he sits next to the thug who ordered it.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Just the president of the United States rationalizing that a Washington Post reporter was basically asking to be murdered and cut to pieces with a bone saw because of his reporting.
As he sits next to the thug who ordered it.
As he sits next to the thug who ordered it.
"Foot on the pedal, never ever false metal!"
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"Foot on the pedal, never ever false metal!"