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kel
@palekel.bsky.social
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former radio news dude, future hermit.
semi-professional misanthrope.
fuck your "A.I."
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kinda how they got the Krusty Burger², and then the Munchers...
Krusty showing a chart detailing how they feed beef to another cow to make the Burger².
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
palekel.bsky.social
damn this is good.
pic of Alan Moore & Steve Moore's "The Moon & Serpent Bumper Book of Magic"
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
palekel.bsky.social
lol reality is cracking up again. or Mamdani knows just how to play the dude. either way it's beautiful 😸
prez drumpf absolutely delighted and enthralled by Mayor Mamdani.
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
palekel.bsky.social
of course he didn't mean what he said, why would you think that?!
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
palekel.bsky.social
an album cover with R-Money laughing while in the background there women and piles of binders. the album title "Binders Fulla Women" is at the bottom of the cover. there is a parental advisory sticker in the lower right hand corner.
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
palekel.bsky.social
me, after today.
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
palekel.bsky.social
still from "The Thing" (1951) with the quote "Watch the skies everywhere: Keep looking. Keep watching the skies."
October 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
palekel.bsky.social
i have my own stamp. i have made it.
Mr. Kel's stamp
September 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
palekel.bsky.social
excuse me, i've got some iron pyrite to spend at the Dollar Tree...
June 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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well... shit. see ya'll on the other side!
Major Kong's last rodeo.
June 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM