Paige Turner
@paigerturner.bsky.social
Books, bicycles, burlesque
Crazy plant lady 🪴
Crazy plant lady 🪴
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The Trump admin has basically stopped releasing economic data and Fox hasn’t reported on it. But they report on each and every Twitter beef between each and every imbecile from the Trump admin and basically anyone.
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The Trump admin has basically stopped releasing economic data and Fox hasn’t reported on it. But they report on each and every Twitter beef between each and every imbecile from the Trump admin and basically anyone.
It’s time again for Fox’s Halloween edition of “They’re coming for our kids!!!” The comments section is wild.
To those who aren’t afraid of the world outside of their own homes, have a great night with your kids, friends, neighbors and families. Happy Halloween 🎃
To those who aren’t afraid of the world outside of their own homes, have a great night with your kids, friends, neighbors and families. Happy Halloween 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It’s time again for Fox’s Halloween edition of “They’re coming for our kids!!!” The comments section is wild.
To those who aren’t afraid of the world outside of their own homes, have a great night with your kids, friends, neighbors and families. Happy Halloween 🎃
To those who aren’t afraid of the world outside of their own homes, have a great night with your kids, friends, neighbors and families. Happy Halloween 🎃
My emotionally abusive relationship with the Mariners is over for another year. I’ll be back for more next year.
October 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My emotionally abusive relationship with the Mariners is over for another year. I’ll be back for more next year.
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Good morning. We are open. 📖☕️
October 8, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Good morning. We are open. 📖☕️
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“Small children from poor or middle-class families who watch ‘Sesame Street’ do better on cognitive tests and in first grade than children who do not watch it,” Renata Adler wrote, in 1972.
The Invention of “Sesame Street”
Renata Adler’s 1972 review of the program that revolutionized children’s television.
www.newyorker.com
August 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“Small children from poor or middle-class families who watch ‘Sesame Street’ do better on cognitive tests and in first grade than children who do not watch it,” Renata Adler wrote, in 1972.
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The president is hawking fragrances while the State of Florida is celebrating its first concentration camp by handing out swag.
I'm rooting for the asteroid now more than ever.
#DontStopBelieving 🤞
I'm rooting for the asteroid now more than ever.
#DontStopBelieving 🤞
July 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The president is hawking fragrances while the State of Florida is celebrating its first concentration camp by handing out swag.
I'm rooting for the asteroid now more than ever.
#DontStopBelieving 🤞
I'm rooting for the asteroid now more than ever.
#DontStopBelieving 🤞
Simone Biles: world’s most decorated gymnast and one of the greatest athletes of all time
Riley Gaines: Outkick commentator
Simone Biles: hot husband
Riley Gaines: illegal husband
Likes on Biles tweet: 253K
Likes on Gaines tweet: 98k
Riley Gaines just keeps on losing.
Riley Gaines: Outkick commentator
Simone Biles: hot husband
Riley Gaines: illegal husband
Likes on Biles tweet: 253K
Likes on Gaines tweet: 98k
Riley Gaines just keeps on losing.
June 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Simone Biles: world’s most decorated gymnast and one of the greatest athletes of all time
Riley Gaines: Outkick commentator
Simone Biles: hot husband
Riley Gaines: illegal husband
Likes on Biles tweet: 253K
Likes on Gaines tweet: 98k
Riley Gaines just keeps on losing.
Riley Gaines: Outkick commentator
Simone Biles: hot husband
Riley Gaines: illegal husband
Likes on Biles tweet: 253K
Likes on Gaines tweet: 98k
Riley Gaines just keeps on losing.
18 months of planning and nobody leaked this to a journalist who was accidentally added to the Russia attack group chat. Americans are amateurs. 🇺🇦
June 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
18 months of planning and nobody leaked this to a journalist who was accidentally added to the Russia attack group chat. Americans are amateurs. 🇺🇦
Elmo is there to show the Saudis that a chainsaw is far more efficient than a bone saw.
Oh.
Elon Musk is tagging along with Donald Trump on his trip to Saudi Arabia.
Here they are meeting with Crowned Prince Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud.
This isn’t normal.
Elon Musk is tagging along with Donald Trump on his trip to Saudi Arabia.
Here they are meeting with Crowned Prince Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud.
This isn’t normal.
May 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Elmo is there to show the Saudis that a chainsaw is far more efficient than a bone saw.
Quite the contrast in the Oval Office today. Canada has Carney, a well spoken, funny, fit man with a PhD in economics leading their country. We have an overweight, geriatric reality tv show host who mumbles.
May 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Quite the contrast in the Oval Office today. Canada has Carney, a well spoken, funny, fit man with a PhD in economics leading their country. We have an overweight, geriatric reality tv show host who mumbles.
Happy Unliberation Day!
April 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Happy Unliberation Day!
“Let’s crash the economy so we can go further into debt for handouts to farmers and unemployment benefits and Medicaid to those who were able to support themselves before we crashed the economy” is not a well thought out strategy.
April 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“Let’s crash the economy so we can go further into debt for handouts to farmers and unemployment benefits and Medicaid to those who were able to support themselves before we crashed the economy” is not a well thought out strategy.
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cool that this is just going to happen forever and ever and ever now because merrick garland thought it would be too ~political~ to do anything
April 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
cool that this is just going to happen forever and ever and ever now because merrick garland thought it would be too ~political~ to do anything
Donald, Elmo, Trump Admin officials, Fox hosts, who are telling you that you will need to feel some pain? They all make millions per year or per minute, and they don’t give a shit about your life savings, the price of food or the stability of your job.
They’re good. And that’s all that matters.
They’re good. And that’s all that matters.
April 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Donald, Elmo, Trump Admin officials, Fox hosts, who are telling you that you will need to feel some pain? They all make millions per year or per minute, and they don’t give a shit about your life savings, the price of food or the stability of your job.
They’re good. And that’s all that matters.
They’re good. And that’s all that matters.
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‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
Hegseth literally set out a minute by minute plan of how the attacks were going to go down. On an unsecured iPhone app. On his personal phone. With a reporter on the chat.
But Hillary.
But Hillary.
The Atlantic and @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social are committing journalism today.
They have a vetted mega-scoop. They handled it responsibly.
The WH and Admin lied about it.
The Atlantic called their bluff.
The material released just now is even more damning for the Trump team.
They have a vetted mega-scoop. They handled it responsibly.
The WH and Admin lied about it.
The Atlantic called their bluff.
The material released just now is even more damning for the Trump team.
March 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Hegseth literally set out a minute by minute plan of how the attacks were going to go down. On an unsecured iPhone app. On his personal phone. With a reporter on the chat.
But Hillary.
But Hillary.
The people who are responsible for the security of the most powerful nation on the planet didn’t notice a rando named Jeff in the list of members of their group chat.
March 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The people who are responsible for the security of the most powerful nation on the planet didn’t notice a rando named Jeff in the list of members of their group chat.
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Thank you for the classified information dump.
March 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Thank you for the classified information dump.
Just curious…has Trump or any of his vile, weird kids announced that they’re going to stop manufacturing their branded junk in foreign countries? Or nah?
March 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Just curious…has Trump or any of his vile, weird kids announced that they’re going to stop manufacturing their branded junk in foreign countries? Or nah?
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I cannot stress enough how much I love that Haltbakk Bunkers used the word “shitshow” in their statement.
After yesterday's events in the White House, Haltbakk Bunkers, one of Norway's largest marine fuel companies, appears to have announced that it will no longer refuel American Navy vessels.
Haltbakk has called on other European companies to refuse service to American forces.
Haltbakk has called on other European companies to refuse service to American forces.
March 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I cannot stress enough how much I love that Haltbakk Bunkers used the word “shitshow” in their statement.
Republicans are going to have a harder time pretending that Trump isn’t Putin’s little bitch after today.
Trump to Zelenskyy: "Don't tell us what we're gonna feel. You're in no position to dictate that. You're in no position to dictate what we're gonna feel. We're gonna feel very good and very strong. You're right now not in a very good position. You're gambling with World War 3."
February 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Republicans are going to have a harder time pretending that Trump isn’t Putin’s little bitch after today.
The world is insane right now. The headlines are depressing and crazy. @sheldricktrust.bsky.social reminds us that there is still so much good in the world.
The skies may be grey, but Wamata’s spirit shines bright. Wrapped in the cosy calm of an overcast day, she browses among the lush greens, savouring the fresh bounty brought by the rains.
Remind yourself how far Wamata has come, read and watch her rescue: swt.bio/wamata
#RescueRaiseRewild
Remind yourself how far Wamata has come, read and watch her rescue: swt.bio/wamata
#RescueRaiseRewild
February 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The world is insane right now. The headlines are depressing and crazy. @sheldricktrust.bsky.social reminds us that there is still so much good in the world.
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Never trust anyone who isn’t kind to animals.
February 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Never trust anyone who isn’t kind to animals.