Paige Turner
@paigerturner.bsky.social
Books, bicycles, burlesque
Crazy plant lady 🪴
Crazy plant lady 🪴
Omg that sounds amazing.
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Omg that sounds amazing.
I’m convinced we’re going to find out eventually that this all has something to do with Melania.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’m convinced we’re going to find out eventually that this all has something to do with Melania.
Whaaaat? This was for everyone? Not just residents? Canada is cooler than I already thought it was.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Whaaaat? This was for everyone? Not just residents? Canada is cooler than I already thought it was.
This is a fantastic shot!
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This is a fantastic shot!
I mean, they absolutely nailed it. So there’s that.
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I mean, they absolutely nailed it. So there’s that.
But plus Ralph the rescue. He’s not quite Dutch sized but he can sure pack away the salmon skin!
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
But plus Ralph the rescue. He’s not quite Dutch sized but he can sure pack away the salmon skin!
I had the exact same dinner minus the scallions but plus a bit of honey.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I had the exact same dinner minus the scallions but plus a bit of honey.
Imagine posting that on Twitter thinking it’s some kind of own of anyone but himself.
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Imagine posting that on Twitter thinking it’s some kind of own of anyone but himself.
This post sums up the state of America more succinctly than anything I’ve ever read.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This post sums up the state of America more succinctly than anything I’ve ever read.
Imagine the elevator doors opening and stepping in to see hot dog Clyde and avocado Gracie. That little blond cutie is living my dream. Happy Halloween 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Imagine the elevator doors opening and stepping in to see hot dog Clyde and avocado Gracie. That little blond cutie is living my dream. Happy Halloween 🎃
Honestly thought this was a penguin orgy.
October 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Honestly thought this was a penguin orgy.
Even more fascinating is that none of these so called “reporters” ever call him out on not knowing who he’s pardoning.
October 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Even more fascinating is that none of these so called “reporters” ever call him out on not knowing who he’s pardoning.
Moses Mike is such a smug POS.
October 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Moses Mike is such a smug POS.
The only way his head gets on Rushmore is if his plane flies into it.
October 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The only way his head gets on Rushmore is if his plane flies into it.
There’s absolutely no real news there. Just pro Trump propaganda and rage bait for the stupid.
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
There’s absolutely no real news there. Just pro Trump propaganda and rage bait for the stupid.
You really should. In fact, I think I’ll join you.
October 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
You really should. In fact, I think I’ll join you.
Just a little locker room talk.
October 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Just a little locker room talk.
That account is just rage baiting for Fox content.
October 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
That account is just rage baiting for Fox content.
How long until we find out he gave Putin Alaska?
August 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
How long until we find out he gave Putin Alaska?