holly jolly megan
@ozymegdias.bsky.social
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finally stumbled on this one the other day and it's haunted me ever since
I will never not laugh at "miscellaneous uncs shooting poison", truly a turn of phrase for the ages
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
finally stumbled on this one the other day and it's haunted me ever since
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Sad Sack Bullied By Area Goose https://theonion.com/sad-sack-bullied-by-area-goose-1819573528/
December 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sad Sack Bullied By Area Goose https://theonion.com/sad-sack-bullied-by-area-goose-1819573528/
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pov you're jake paul getting the shit beat out of you
December 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
pov you're jake paul getting the shit beat out of you
I had short hair for most of my twenties and of course I wore winter hats then too, but now that I have hair down to my waist again and have surrendered to putting it up and then putting the hat over the clip, I feel like this
December 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I had short hair for most of my twenties and of course I wore winter hats then too, but now that I have hair down to my waist again and have surrendered to putting it up and then putting the hat over the clip, I feel like this
mine is nobody killed the princes in the tower. one of them died of illness while living in sanctuary with his mom and the other went to burgundy
I think everyone has approximately the same amount of conspiracy energy, and if you don’t dissipate it decoding taylor swift lyrics or debugging linux drivers, it inevitably comes out as beliefs about faked moon landings
December 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
mine is nobody killed the princes in the tower. one of them died of illness while living in sanctuary with his mom and the other went to burgundy
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I agree with @ahenneberg.bsky.social here.
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I agree with @ahenneberg.bsky.social here.
oh my god you swan he frog is not for situations where the guy is great jesus christ you guys
December 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
oh my god you swan he frog is not for situations where the guy is great jesus christ you guys
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yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
So did Havana Syndrome get sorted out?
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago.
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago.
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
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I feel like someone finally said “people will call this Girl Holes for the rest of time” and they finally canned it
Gender-swapped ‘Holes’ TV series has been canceled at Disney
It would’ve followed the same story — with the detention camp kids reimagined as female
It would’ve followed the same story — with the detention camp kids reimagined as female
December 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I feel like someone finally said “people will call this Girl Holes for the rest of time” and they finally canned it
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A Muslim man stops the shooter at a Hanukkah celebration. There is light in this darkness.
December 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
A Muslim man stops the shooter at a Hanukkah celebration. There is light in this darkness.
using "drunkards" over "slaveowners" and still invoking the idea that a colonial bloodline grants you a deeper connection to this country... oh my god. there's not helping your case and then there's whatever this is
I mean it quite literally, I have multiple named ancestors whose signatures are on the constitution, and a lot of them were drunkards and shitheads yeah but at least they knew to keep church and state separate.
December 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
using "drunkards" over "slaveowners" and still invoking the idea that a colonial bloodline grants you a deeper connection to this country... oh my god. there's not helping your case and then there's whatever this is
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As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
![holly jolly megan @ozymegdias.bs... •20s
O she/her
a lot of people on here are absolutely delighted by these photos. it's entertainment to them. seeing evidence of abuse makes them happy. it's a gotcha to them. "whuh oh! celebs in trouble!", not concern for victims. too cowardly to even type "shit"
• part of the same ecosystem as
the abusers.
Char Julian
... @chartj...
• 15m
Yep, we're gonna need more than 24 days... [WINKY FACE EMOJI]
But this will be the "gift that keeps on giving" [SMUG FACE EMOJI]
No doubt about it now. [CRYING LAUGHING EMOJI]
If it all comes out now, perhaps we can stop the crazyass Sh!t he's doing to try to distract us.
IT WON'T WORK.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wxa4crfojoea3qudldyj6wmc/bafkreieapo6at3dt4xhk4ua5cevmeyzjz2jhph4l53sbdkk23wdsmiwcqe@jpeg)
it took literally like what. three, four responses from you? before you went blood and soil on it. it doesn't matter that you mean that secularly or whatever. you are not immune to the thought processes you criticize (apparently a lot less immune than average, tbh). please grow & change as a person.
Yeah I mean if they want to huddle down in their bland suburban homes dribbling on about their little stories just to keep to themselves then whatever but the problem is these idiots are performing a hostile takeover of the country I live in and that my bloodline is tied to the foundation of.
December 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
it took literally like what. three, four responses from you? before you went blood and soil on it. it doesn't matter that you mean that secularly or whatever. you are not immune to the thought processes you criticize (apparently a lot less immune than average, tbh). please grow & change as a person.
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the snow has fallen such that it looks like a little child, standing on a pile of snow, watching the snow fall
December 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
the snow has fallen such that it looks like a little child, standing on a pile of snow, watching the snow fall
I shouldn't have to keep qualifying that I'm not religious either but it's actually jarring how many of these people I see going off about their disdain for it turn out to be some of the most complacent, incurious repeaters of their own received dogmas I've ever seen
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I shouldn't have to keep qualifying that I'm not religious either but it's actually jarring how many of these people I see going off about their disdain for it turn out to be some of the most complacent, incurious repeaters of their own received dogmas I've ever seen
intrinsically linking being smart with being good (and the idea that if someone isn't "smart", it's a personal failure) is fascist, sorry. like don't get me wrong, I'm aware of religion being used the same way. I won't deny that. I'm just saying, nonbeliever to nonbeliever, that you're no better.
If those "certain ideas" are ridiculous supernatural bullshit that people use to worsen the lives of others then yeah they need to shed those qualities.
Adults globally need to start getting smarter.
Adults globally need to start getting smarter.
December 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
intrinsically linking being smart with being good (and the idea that if someone isn't "smart", it's a personal failure) is fascist, sorry. like don't get me wrong, I'm aware of religion being used the same way. I won't deny that. I'm just saying, nonbeliever to nonbeliever, that you're no better.