tetanus jr.
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Cursed with every lower back ailment
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Cursed with every lower back ailment
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it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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Responsible for tha cranberry sauce and pecan bars for thanksgiving so I will be going to the store at 6am tomorrow morning to avoid people at all costs
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Responsible for tha cranberry sauce and pecan bars for thanksgiving so I will be going to the store at 6am tomorrow morning to avoid people at all costs
They should make a callout label option that doesnt make you want to blow something up
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
They should make a callout label option that doesnt make you want to blow something up
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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It's flu SZN, people
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It's flu SZN, people
I forgot my bullet journal at home I cant live like this
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I forgot my bullet journal at home I cant live like this
Wait theres a second wicked movie? Didn't one just come out? Am I going insane?
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Wait theres a second wicked movie? Didn't one just come out? Am I going insane?
Death blart week 🗣🗣
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Death blart week 🗣🗣
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November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Idk what it is that makes delivery people think they have the right to look in my front windows just because they happen to be by the door
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Idk what it is that makes delivery people think they have the right to look in my front windows just because they happen to be by the door
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what caused today's sudden outburst of crummy lib accounts cheering and laughing at 'red states'?
how does your humanity become so dessicated that you jeer and mock a whole state, say all those people "deserve" whatever calamity has befallen them, because some fractional percentage voted 'wrong'?
how does your humanity become so dessicated that you jeer and mock a whole state, say all those people "deserve" whatever calamity has befallen them, because some fractional percentage voted 'wrong'?
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
what caused today's sudden outburst of crummy lib accounts cheering and laughing at 'red states'?
how does your humanity become so dessicated that you jeer and mock a whole state, say all those people "deserve" whatever calamity has befallen them, because some fractional percentage voted 'wrong'?
how does your humanity become so dessicated that you jeer and mock a whole state, say all those people "deserve" whatever calamity has befallen them, because some fractional percentage voted 'wrong'?
I WILL they/them your pet if I dont know their gender
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I WILL they/them your pet if I dont know their gender
I wonder if the s2 finale of nbc hannibal will make me sob for an hour again
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I wonder if the s2 finale of nbc hannibal will make me sob for an hour again
I actually hate how covid made so many drs appointments switch to only telehealth like no i would like to be in person please
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I actually hate how covid made so many drs appointments switch to only telehealth like no i would like to be in person please
I need to learn how to play megan thee stallion on the piano
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I need to learn how to play megan thee stallion on the piano
One headphone in listening to green day the other ear open to listen to drive by incubus playing in this walmart
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
One headphone in listening to green day the other ear open to listen to drive by incubus playing in this walmart
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.