Giorgio Murmaider
@orangettecoleman.bsky.social
Trapped in the moronic inferno. Hermit with six chihuahuas.
"I'll just bring soda" ass wizard
The wizard is having lunch with the librarians. He brought crusty bread and they brought paprikas, redcurrants and fish.
December 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"I'll just bring soda" ass wizard
trailcam monkey heals you
December 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
trailcam monkey heals you
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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Kind of obsessed with this shot of Miu doing a torture rack while holding a book with one hand to read it
THATS MY FUCKING CHAMPION
THATS MY FUCKING CHAMPION
December 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Kind of obsessed with this shot of Miu doing a torture rack while holding a book with one hand to read it
THATS MY FUCKING CHAMPION
THATS MY FUCKING CHAMPION
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Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
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Oh get fucked NYT
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Oh get fucked NYT
it was the hip hop break in 'rockafeller skank'
The sun was shining in South Africa as the red carpet was rolled out for Keir Starmer when he landed for the G20 summit.
‘I went to the G20 with Keir Starmer - it was clear one thing was on his mind’
www.mirror.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 AM
it was the hip hop break in 'rockafeller skank'
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a 1000,000 times yes to this one
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 AM
a 1000,000 times yes to this one
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
Worst modeling assignment ever
A 47-year-old airline pilot from New Jersey is the first person known to have died from alpha-gal syndrome, a red meat allergy caused by a tick bite.
First death reported from meat allergy caused by tick bite
After months of investigation, researchers confirmed that a New Jersey man died of a tickborne allergy called alpha-gal syndrome after eating a hamburger.
nbcnews.to
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Worst modeling assignment ever
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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
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The right is producing content for what is essentially a reality TV show for a national fascist counter-reality that anyone who wants to believe can immerse themselves in and pretend is real (and use as “evidence” for decision-making) but it doesn’t replace actual reality that we can all still see
every time I explain to my coworkers that a social media influencer from out of town has convinced the Trump administration that the Portland police are antifa, they look at me like I've sprouted a second head www.theverge.com/policy/81340...
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The right is producing content for what is essentially a reality TV show for a national fascist counter-reality that anyone who wants to believe can immerse themselves in and pretend is real (and use as “evidence” for decision-making) but it doesn’t replace actual reality that we can all still see
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I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
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amazon please quit recommending me shoe racks. I bought one already. I likely won't buy another for the rest of my life. I don't collect shoe racks. tell the algorithm that some things are very likely to be one time only purchases
October 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
amazon please quit recommending me shoe racks. I bought one already. I likely won't buy another for the rest of my life. I don't collect shoe racks. tell the algorithm that some things are very likely to be one time only purchases
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オムレツくん、いつも臆病で慎重で。そこが可愛いんだけど水浴びはホントにインコの、いやカラスの行水(笑)お腹ちょっとしか浸けないのよ〜💧大きい入れ物は怖がって入らないし、、
October 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
オムレツくん、いつも臆病で慎重で。そこが可愛いんだけど水浴びはホントにインコの、いやカラスの行水(笑)お腹ちょっとしか浸けないのよ〜💧大きい入れ物は怖がって入らないし、、
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3 and a half years of isopod rolling down big hills!
Isopod is finally coming out tomorrow!
store.steampowered.com/app/2053910/...
Isopod is finally coming out tomorrow!
store.steampowered.com/app/2053910/...
October 20, 2025 at 5:48 AM
3 and a half years of isopod rolling down big hills!
Isopod is finally coming out tomorrow!
store.steampowered.com/app/2053910/...
Isopod is finally coming out tomorrow!
store.steampowered.com/app/2053910/...
Marvel as the most powerful person on Earth grapples with self awareness for the very first time!
ICYMI — “I don’t think there’s anything that will get me into Heaven. I think I’m not, maybe, Heaven-bound.”
Trump confesses on Air Force One
Trump confesses on Air Force One
October 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Marvel as the most powerful person on Earth grapples with self awareness for the very first time!
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Portland never stops being Portland.
October 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Portland never stops being Portland.
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Fix your hearts or die
October 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Fix your hearts or die
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new york yankees century of humiliation underway
October 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
new york yankees century of humiliation underway
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While doing research on ancient languages for a novel I'm working on I discovered Dr. Martin Worthington at Cambridge University. After years of study, he's come up with an approximation of Akkadian. You can listen to The Epic of Gilgamesh here:
www.openculture.com/2010/10/the_...
www.openculture.com/2010/10/the_...
Hear The Epic of Gilgamesh Read in the Original Akkadian and Enjoy the Sounds of Mesopotamia
This clip gives you a taste of what Gilgamesh, one of the earliest known works of literature, sounds like in its mother tongue, Akkadian.
www.openculture.com
October 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
While doing research on ancient languages for a novel I'm working on I discovered Dr. Martin Worthington at Cambridge University. After years of study, he's come up with an approximation of Akkadian. You can listen to The Epic of Gilgamesh here:
www.openculture.com/2010/10/the_...
www.openculture.com/2010/10/the_...