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half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️

@ofmgayrights.bsky.social

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big fan of that one show || icon by shugarmelon on xitter || nsfw sometimes || ask me abt my piratesona u might know me as this guy: tumblr.com/ourflagmeansgayrights

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half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️ @ofmgayrights.bsky.social · Dec 29

“jess why bother with a needlessly extensive tagging system if it takes all this time and effort” stupid question from idiots who haven’t perused the “honk shoo” tag on my ofmd blog www.tumblr.com/ourflagmeans...

#honk shoo | ourflagmeansgayrights

Posts tagged with #honk shoo

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amy 🐳⛵️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 1h

My emotional support weird shitty picture of my two favorite decades-long friends looking like total strangers and posing weirdly like one of them is famous and the other is a fan pumped to meet them.

That weird shitty photo of Taika and Rhys while filming OFMD in their casual wear, Taika has a big smile and Rhys is just barely doing a closed mouth smile, it looks like Rhys is very famous and Taika is so pumped to be meeting him

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half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️ @ofmgayrights.bsky.social · 35m

small font under trailer today says “(iykyk)”. i refuse to explain any aspect of my costume to the remarkably normie hetero partygoers.

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️ @ofmgayrights.bsky.social · 44m

clownifying other costumes is kinda galaxy brained ngl

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️ @ofmgayrights.bsky.social · 49m

tbh the real gremlin moment is how much this question is me throwing pots and kettles inside my glass house

screenshot of an iphone email app with a red notification bubble indicating the existence of Seven Hundred And Seven unread emails

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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 3d

They needed to be closer, actually
#OFMD #OFMDfanart #StaurdayMorningSketch

Full color illustration of Ed and Stede sharing an early morning cup of tea on the deck of the Revenge. The timeline is a somewhat nebulous S2, perhaps a “What If” scene. Ed is wearing the pink Depression Robe open and loosely draped across his shoulders, Stede is bare chested and they’re both leaning, pressed tight shoulder to elbow, making moon-eyes at each other. It’s insufferably charming.

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aggie🌷tulipseason @tulipseasons.bsky.social · 15h

fun and games… an episode so powerful it rekindled three romances (ed and stede) (anne and mary) (buttons and the sea)

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mermaidinn 🏴‍☠️ here’s the deal, buckos 🏳️‍⚧️💀🇵🇸 @mermaidinn.bsky.social · Sep 8

I actually physically had to #ofmdfanart #ofmd

Sketch of Ed and Stede, Ed in his sackcloth and collar and Stede in the red shirt, they are seated with Ed leaning back against Stede’s chest and Stede is poking at the bell on Ed’s collar

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LibRoseITM 🐈‍⬛ 👽 @libroseitm.bsky.social · 19d

A sketchy skater girl Ed for your veiwing pleasure 😌

A digital sketch of Ed from OFMD. He's squatting down with one foot very close to to the viewer. He's wearing a short pleated skirt, a loose tank top, fish net tights, loose socks and chunky boots. Because he's squatting down, you can see a hint of his underwear. He's doing a backwards peace sign with the hand closest to us. His hair is shaved on one side and he has tongue, septum, and eyebrow peircings.

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ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 14d

when the sun is being a real bro
(and your boyfriend just dropped by)
#ofmdnsfw #ofmdfanart

Sketch in blue tones of Ed (OFMD), appearing to take a nude selfie while lounging/sunbathing. It's cropped to show from just below his mouth to his groin and inner thigh. His dick is out of frame but casts a large and very flattering shadow across his stomach. His nipples are pierced and he has an "S" tattooed on his inner thigh, surrounded by several hickeys. There are streaks of come on his chest and dripping over his chin.

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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 3d

#inktober #inktoberheavy #gentlebeard #ofmd

it supposed to be gentlebeard in bed, i am too lazy about tattoos and everything else is wrong too. but the prompt was "heavy" and the best kind of weight is weight of your sleeping lover on your chest.. 🤔

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half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️ @ofmgayrights.bsky.social · 1h

how are your emails

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half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️ @ofmgayrights.bsky.social · 1h

need to know more about the other various limbs that are getting tired during this standoff

Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 10h

right so is everybody else’s arms and various limbs getting tired

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mAlice aforethought 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🔜 @thesearethekids.bsky.social · 16h

Look we all want to be Ed or Stede coded but in reality I'm bringing a sort of Officer Hornberry vibe to any gathering (on the periphery, sweaty and dehydrated, not entirely sure what's going on, terrible at posing for photos)

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Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 15h

This is my favorite time of year. I am not fall's favorite human though. Low sunlight sads got me hard today. Needed to draw a tiny comfy Ed about it.

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Small digital drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's wearing an off-white robe and pants combo. The robe is decorated with tiny gold flowers and vines around the hem and shoulders. He's wearing big brown slippers. His hair is down, falling around his face and down his back. He looks cozy, happy. Could be happier, if he had a hot cocoa.

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✨ericavee✨ @ericavee.bsky.social · 16h

portland is even more terrifying than the mainstream media would have you believe

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a silly gay person dressed as catbell ed singing a duet with a sparkly fish puppet at the Portland OFMD drag show

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half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️ @ofmgayrights.bsky.social · 1h

stede: and some of it’s… rather ugly
ed: ex-fucking-scuse you???

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half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️ @ofmgayrights.bsky.social · 1h

same except instead of firing zaslav i hire a hitman

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️ @ofmgayrights.bsky.social · 2h

tbh i feel like clown pirate (pirate clown?) is a costume concept that could genuinely slap if i put actual effort into it. will not be doing that tho

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half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️ @ofmgayrights.bsky.social · 3h

for a halloween party i’m being a rlly lazy clown (facepaint + clown nose i got from an ofmd meetup + rainbow overalls i happen to already own) but would it be funny if i went to spirit halloween and added in like an eyepatch and pirate hat also. nobody at this party will understand the joke btw

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poorlyporned 🔞 @poorlyporned.bsky.social · 13h

#OFMDKinktober25 day 14: stockings and pet play

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

Ed is wearing black cat ears, paw mitts, a tail, and a black collar that says 'kitten'. Stede is seated on a chair, only his bestockinged leg visible along with a hand petting Ed's hair. Ed is holding onto his leg and rubbing his face against the stocking.

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fox 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @asneakyfox.bsky.social · 8h

i purchase wbd. fire david zaslav. cancel the harry potter projects, doing my best to save most jobs. fund a third season of our flag means death consisting of 12 45-minute episodes. maybe uncancel some other stuff like rap shit. i convert wbd into some sort of worker-owned co-op then leave

doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 1d

lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?

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half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️ @ofmgayrights.bsky.social · 3h

half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️ @ofmgayrights.bsky.social · 25d

i do love how the ofmd fandom claims things like talk like a pirate day or generic pirate halloween costumes as ours even tho the actual show itself doesnt actually do any of that stereotypical pirate stuff. incredibly funny of us imo

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em ✨🏴‍☠️💖💜💙 @emcolbs.bsky.social · 19h

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a digital drawing of stede bonnet wearing the Mochipan long mushroom dress.

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spooky tuki @tukinky.bsky.social · 18h

I am sooo happy to finally participate in kinktober with a dream collab with lovely @mediocrepirate.bsky.social featuring a kitty ed in heat roleplay!
I did 3 art pieces for this so only dropping one of them here, you gotta check out the fic for the rest ❤️

#ofmdkinktober2025 #ofmdnsfw

Illustration of Stede fucking Ed from behind, they are on their sides and Ed only wears a fuzzy pyjama top and has kitten ears and a tail. Stede is fully clothed, his pants are dragged down and his cock is pushing through the flap of his boxers, fucking into Ed's cunt. They're kissing sloppy style <3 also i was too lazy to add tattoos to Ed's lower body sowy

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half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️ @ofmgayrights.bsky.social · 16h

“everyone on bsky should know better than to utter any of the ofmd fandom’s trigger words lest they summon an army of annoying nerds who care way too much about a tv show about gay pirates”