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Jammydormouse
@jammydormouse.bsky.social
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Ofmd 🌈 the terror ⚓️
Elder millennial. Gleamingspires on AO3
Trans lives matter 🏳️‍⚧️ Black Lives Matter
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sweatermuppet.bsky.social
poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️
THE TRANS AGENDA IS TO KEEP MY F*CKING FRIENDS ALIVE sol rios At 2pm and 2am. Sleep, I remember you. Please, wait for me. I send out 7 reminders to eat a day. Like little paper lifeboats. It's nothing. And it keeps me afloat. I forget to eat too. I need company for my shot. 3ml of Estradiol over facetime. I tell my friend I'm being a baby about it, she says woman up. Daylight savings swallows up the hour in question. I was going to sit in the bathtub until you responded. And I need you to keep you alive for me. Just until Thursday. Just through to 6 am. I can send you 14 dollars for soup. I can lend you my ears. You'll need both hands to hold a heart. Your razor clinking against the counter. In a dream I almost slip into, I reach through the phone and hide the blade in my open palm, before you notice. Text me, I say. In the morning. I love you. I need you alive. We can figure out the rest tomorrow. With or without sleep. With or without the light of the morning.
March 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
jammydormouse.bsky.social
Question for Americans… what do you do for Christmas dinner? Like another turkey, or do you have something completely different?
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
jammydormouse.bsky.social
Well-fucked Ed for art practice - I think love him actually
Digital painting of Ed from ofmd the morning after his with Stede. He looks smug
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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premeemohamed.com
"Just block and move on, Captain"
mobydickatsea.bsky.social Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 1d
To be enraged with a dumb thing, Captain Ahab, seems blasphemous.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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adhdedteach.bsky.social
... aaaand the alternate version lmao
same drawing as above, though edited so that jack's hat is barbie pink and this time izzy's eyes are open with an exasperated expression (he still loves jack though)
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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riotlinguist.bsky.social
the answer to "is chatGPT conscious?" is still "obviously no you gullible fucking rube, but if you think it is and you still use it you are a genuine monster"
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
jammydormouse.bsky.social
Like am I ill again, or are you just not used to food? Or is it this specific food?!
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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adhdedteach.bsky.social
brokeback cjizzy? cjizzy mountain? c0mm!

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #cjizzy #izzyhands #calicojack
digital drawing of izzy hands and calico jack based on a scene from the movie brokeback mountain. izzy is in the forefront with jack curled around him from behind, they're in big comfy jackets and have cowboy hats. both their eyes are closed and they look happy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
jammydormouse.bsky.social
Eating after a vomiting bug is the fresh horror nobody warns you about
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
don't forget to eat your breakfast, it's the most important meal of the tits
stede bonnet shirtless in bed after a night of the crew using fireworks so they don't have to listen to ed teach moaning, stede is leaning over to inspect his boyfriend provided breakfast, giving a delicious view of his chest (our flag means death s2e7)
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
jammydormouse.bsky.social
Nobody will ever beat Alice and her snow murder
weratedogs.com WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 2d
Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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addieh.bsky.social
THIS is such a fun video made by @piratebrainrot.bsky.social!

#OFMD #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard #ofmdfanvid

youtu.be/pft-T2F2By8?...
Ed & Stede | WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! (Our Flag Means Death)
YouTube video by ella
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
jammydormouse.bsky.social
Saw a lovely hairy -bum photo and decided to make it Lucius. He can have a hairy body as a treat
Lucius from OFMD in the nude. He is looking back over his shoulder and winking. He has s1 hair and sideburns. He has lots of body hair including his bum, back, shoulders and chest
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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hannahshelley.bsky.social
After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
Meme of lone person in the corner of a party while others socialize, thinking "they don't know I'm... lining up headshots with my laser nipples". Laser beams are shooting out of his nipples at the other party goers
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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leftabit-leftabit.bsky.social
Crappy and relatable meme time 🥹😭🤣
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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ophelia5wims.bsky.social
I'm behind my usual schedule, but it's Christmas card season! Let me know if you want one!
forms.gle/wS5ffnXCmnna...
2025 Christmas Cards
I wanna send you a card! Tell me where to send it!
forms.gle
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
jammydormouse.bsky.social
And then say ‘ but it’s only x, why did it take so long/ why can’t you do it?’
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
jammydormouse.bsky.social
Aaaaaaaaa! It me!
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
jammydormouse.bsky.social
You e all kept me alive ❤️
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
jammydormouse.bsky.social
Welp I survived getting noro and my period in the same week. Now playing ‘is this migraine because I overdid it, because hormones, or because I haven’t eaten in 5 days?’
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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jonsam1961b.bsky.social
Comedy - - - Leslie Jones Stops Your Annoying Relatives from Ruining Thanksgiving | The Daily Show

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kyR...

#Thanksgiving
#LeslieJones
#TheDailyShow
#Comedy
Leslie Jones Stops Your Annoying Relatives from Ruining Thanksgiving | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
Morning Mads
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
jammydormouse.bsky.social
I couldn’t participate in the last one because I have never looked cool. So I’m going try the..

…Cute selfie train! 🚂

Does this count as cute? I look awkward which I can pretend is intentional, but I am in the sea! (It is very cold)
Jammydormouse standing in the sea, their hair is a mess across their face and they are grinning awkwardly ( half because of the camera and half because of the cold October Irish Sea) they are wearing a green jumper, blue fleece and have a pastel green dog lead round their neck
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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louiestowell.bsky.social
This colonial horror is happening now in Denmark.
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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routinesardine.bsky.social
This is BRILLIANT do yourself a favour and read.
#FicRecFriday #ofmdfic

(If you saw me post this earlier without tags no you didn't)
gelatinousstand.bsky.social Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 7d
Today's the daaaaaaaaay!

Please enjoy No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea, my Big Bang with @pogonr.bsky.social. Fake dating! Lots of pining! Extreme silliness! Smut! Ed and Stede being idiots for each other! Gorgeous art INCLUDING trademark sloppy smoochin! 💖

Enjoyyyyyyy 🥰
No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea - Chapter 1 - Juniper (GelatinousStand), pogo - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM