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I seem to have gotten chili crisp oil in my eye which means I've definitely discovered the sweet chili formula and Frito-Lay is trying to take me out with plausible deniability
December 6, 2025 at 8:55 AM
So i was eating chili crisp out of the jar [dont ask any fucking questions, just roll with it] and i accidentally discovered the flavor profile for Sweet Chili Doritos
December 6, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Is anyone having an issue with their steam deck crashing randomly when its running in docked mode? The latest update started doing that for me
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Ive had Tunic in my inventory for a long time but wow I'm really vibing with this
December 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
How the fuck does Defunctland make cinema-grade, feature length videos about.....theme parks?
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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What if Magic The Gathering was a retro point and click adventure game?
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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I'm a neck brace. Come check out what you are at MFF2025 #furconai
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"Keep honking, I'm Jizzing"
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Good lord look at this TUB. LAY OFF THE "STRAWBS", JUMBO. Jesus.
ITS FAT FUCK FRIDAY!!!!!

#deer 🦌
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Smuggly laughing at people who dont understand my "Jizz Enthusiast" shirt. [I love Star Wars]
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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alright I guess hyenablood got suspended just as their new album dropped, which is ridiculous, so definitely go listen to their new kickass album that's a collaboration with a few rad folks

cobaltbloom.bandcamp.com/album/liminal
liminal, by cobalt bloom
12 track album
cobaltbloom.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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SHATNER'S BIG NATURALS DETECTED
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I hate that everyone i end up watching on YouTube ends up being younger than me somehow DESPITE the fact that they look way older than me
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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Little Drummer Boy is also severely fucked up. Imagine if you had just given birth IN A FUCKING BARN, and this random child shows up and starts 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘴 while you're desperately trying to get your newborn infant to sleep??? I would fucking commit murder.
December 2, 2024 at 12:46 AM
FUSHIGI
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I got tired of tomato soup being expensive and high in carbs so I made ny own cheap recipe. Tomato paste, veggie stock, spices, a touch of lecithin, sour cream, olive oil and the thickener is actually melting 3 slices of provolone into it
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
We laughed at the Star Wars prequels and then it just ended up being reality. I think we owe Lucas an apology
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
They finally updated Windblown so it runs well on steam deck. Its not a particularly intensive game but when it first came out it was SUPER choppy on steam deck
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Vlassic dill relish from Publix tastes like Hienz dill pickles which is awesome....
But Vlassic dill relish from walmart tastes like Mt.Olive pickles and that fucking SUCKS
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Still thinking about how they gave Death from Last Wish a set of Legally Distinct Burial Blades
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season.
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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i found the alien child playing with pvc pipe video
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Wild that El-P featured on a sludge rock track from Pigsx7 [Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs]
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I feel like they should have kept the ugly sonic design. It would have hurt but we would have come out the other side exponentially stronger
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
They called me a Reply Guy and said i wasn't Online.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM