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Not Mark
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I am not who I was yesterday
I'm like 4 different people and I'm not sure which one to be on this app.
March 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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My friend did a card reading for me and it wasn't tarotble.
March 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Happy Friday!
The world is changing faster than we thought possible. The media and our sensationalism only report on the bad stuff, but equally good stuff is happening at the same time.

Balance in all things.

Growing always has its pains, but change is only as painful as our resistance to it
January 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
When you are authentic, you are magnetic.
January 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The light is found in the dark
December 17, 2024 at 4:57 PM
But what if we just hotdogged
December 14, 2024 at 12:58 PM
They told me to tell you that they are here.
December 12, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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•Dad meeting•

Fist slams on table: THEY CALL THEMSELVES PUNDITS AND MAKE ZERO PUNS
December 12, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Plumbers grow plumbs, which help prevent your pipes from getting clogged.
December 4, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Sometimes your ego needs to take a nap too.
December 1, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Really enjoying the Mandella Effect when it comes to great new older movies that didn't exist when I was back then.
November 12, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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I love jerk chicken but my real favorites are a-hole beef and doesn't return the shopping cart pork
August 21, 2023 at 5:46 PM
Just began X-files S7E10 (ep.149/218) of my chronological order X-files binge.
August 9, 2023 at 1:25 AM
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girl, your ass is fine; stop bringing your donkey to the veterinary hospital
August 4, 2023 at 5:44 AM
Maybe we should send Elon a picture of us all having fun without him.
August 1, 2023 at 1:44 PM
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[ominous music starts to play when something good happens]
July 28, 2023 at 4:34 PM
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Kicking an alpaca in the nuts should be called trauma llama ding dong.
July 28, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Chicken and broccoli breakfast smoothie.
July 28, 2023 at 5:30 PM
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front facing eyes are a key indicator of a predator
June 17, 2023 at 4:09 PM
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Can I just get vaccinated against male loneliness
July 28, 2023 at 5:01 PM
I am not saying I believe in aliens, I am saying that if you don't believe in aliens, I don't believe in you.
July 28, 2023 at 4:19 PM
Still deciding between morbid existentialism, or prosaic innuendo as the tone for my next online personality.
July 28, 2023 at 11:09 AM
My other ride is a large red cube.
July 27, 2023 at 7:16 PM