Line Art Lionheart
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Line Art Lionheart
@notalogin.bsky.social
· Aug 25
The recipe said "prick with a fork," but enough about me
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dog souls love to stick their heads out of the cloud as they ascend to Heaven
February 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
dog souls love to stick their heads out of the cloud as they ascend to Heaven
Weird choice to have Kid Rock's "alternate" halftime performance be live from Epstein Island
February 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Weird choice to have Kid Rock's "alternate" halftime performance be live from Epstein Island
Credit to Tara and Johnny, who do a lot less of this
US Gymnast: *falls down*
Announcer: That's only a minor deduction
Non-US gymnast: *nails it*
Announcer: Oof, her eyes were just too far apart there
Announcer: That's only a minor deduction
Non-US gymnast: *nails it*
Announcer: Oof, her eyes were just too far apart there
February 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Credit to Tara and Johnny, who do a lot less of this
Watching curling and I feel like Estonia would dominate if this was played online
February 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Watching curling and I feel like Estonia would dominate if this was played online
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The Brutalists' most vicious rivals just called them Concretins
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 PM
The Brutalists' most vicious rivals just called them Concretins
The Brutalists' most vicious rivals just called them Concretins
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 PM
The Brutalists' most vicious rivals just called them Concretins
This story was mentioned in the NY Times exactly twice through all of the 20th century; both times obliquely:
The articles covered a dispute between the NAACP and the IWO over funds raised for the family
The articles covered a dispute between the NAACP and the IWO over funds raised for the family
On this day in 1948, an all-white jury sentenced a Black woman and two of her teenage sons to death for killing an armed white man in self-defense.
Feb. 3, 1948 | Black Woman and Her Children Sentenced to Die for Defending Themselves
Learn more about our history of racial injustice.
calendar.eji.org
February 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
This story was mentioned in the NY Times exactly twice through all of the 20th century; both times obliquely:
The articles covered a dispute between the NAACP and the IWO over funds raised for the family
The articles covered a dispute between the NAACP and the IWO over funds raised for the family
RIP to the inventor of the Negroni
Chuck Negron, a founding member of the soul-rock sensations Three Dog Night, has died.
Chuck Negron, lead singer on 'Joy to the World' and other Three Dog Night hits, dies at 83
Chuck Negron, a founding member of the soul-rock sensations Three Dog Night, has died. Negron sang lead on such hits as “One” and “Just an Old Fashioned Love Song” and hollered the immortal opening line “Jeremiah was a bullfrog!”
bit.ly
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
RIP to the inventor of the Negroni
It ate at him, the guilt. It ate at him like a dog eats a sausage
February 3, 2026 at 8:19 AM
It ate at him, the guilt. It ate at him like a dog eats a sausage
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Pigeons can't be trusted in positions of political influence because they might try to start a coo
January 28, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Pigeons can't be trusted in positions of political influence because they might try to start a coo
You know you're watching a program of the highest quality when you hear the phrase, "Ya got that darn-tootin' right, Puppet Andrew Jackson!"
January 29, 2026 at 6:06 AM
You know you're watching a program of the highest quality when you hear the phrase, "Ya got that darn-tootin' right, Puppet Andrew Jackson!"
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inventing a drink called The Susan Collins. to make it, you say "I'm very concerned about this" and then you serve gin and bleach to an 11th grader
January 28, 2026 at 6:31 AM
inventing a drink called The Susan Collins. to make it, you say "I'm very concerned about this" and then you serve gin and bleach to an 11th grader
Pigeons can't be trusted in positions of political influence because they might try to start a coo
January 28, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Pigeons can't be trusted in positions of political influence because they might try to start a coo
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Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
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Optimist: cup is half full
Pessimist: cup is half empty
Excel: cup is January second
Pessimist: cup is half empty
Excel: cup is January second
November 25, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Optimist: cup is half full
Pessimist: cup is half empty
Excel: cup is January second
Pessimist: cup is half empty
Excel: cup is January second
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"I'm not here to make friends"
—Quaker woman who's on the pill climbing into bed with her husband
—Quaker woman who's on the pill climbing into bed with her husband
August 13, 2024 at 6:19 PM
"I'm not here to make friends"
—Quaker woman who's on the pill climbing into bed with her husband
—Quaker woman who's on the pill climbing into bed with her husband
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My favorite part of a date is the sweet, seedy flesh. Wait, sorry, that's my favorite part of a fig, I always get figs and dates mixed up.
October 5, 2023 at 4:22 PM
My favorite part of a date is the sweet, seedy flesh. Wait, sorry, that's my favorite part of a fig, I always get figs and dates mixed up.
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90 years ago, when my grandmother was 5, her father was taken away and imprisoned. (He was actually shot, but she didn’t know that.) It was a pointless act of cruelty by a totalitarian regime trying to meet a quota, and I’m sure none of the people involved gave it a second thought past the next day.
January 23, 2026 at 3:35 AM
90 years ago, when my grandmother was 5, her father was taken away and imprisoned. (He was actually shot, but she didn’t know that.) It was a pointless act of cruelty by a totalitarian regime trying to meet a quota, and I’m sure none of the people involved gave it a second thought past the next day.
QTing to remove context
I think the business end of an asshole is your mouth, isn't it?
January 27, 2026 at 1:11 PM
QTing to remove context
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A giant neck tattoo that says “thinky part” with an arrow pointing upward.
January 27, 2026 at 4:07 AM
A giant neck tattoo that says “thinky part” with an arrow pointing upward.
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90 years ago, when my grandmother was 5, her father was taken away and imprisoned. (He was actually shot, but she didn’t know that.) It was a pointless act of cruelty by a totalitarian regime trying to meet a quota, and I’m sure none of the people involved gave it a second thought past the next day.
January 23, 2026 at 3:35 AM
90 years ago, when my grandmother was 5, her father was taken away and imprisoned. (He was actually shot, but she didn’t know that.) It was a pointless act of cruelty by a totalitarian regime trying to meet a quota, and I’m sure none of the people involved gave it a second thought past the next day.
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We don't need a liberal version of Trump.
We don't need a liberal version of Musk.
We don't need a liberal version of
Rogan.
If your political instincts aren't any better than "the shittiest people alive, but with a different color tie", go jump in a lake.
We don't need a liberal version of Musk.
We don't need a liberal version of
Rogan.
If your political instincts aren't any better than "the shittiest people alive, but with a different color tie", go jump in a lake.
January 22, 2026 at 4:46 PM
We don't need a liberal version of Trump.
We don't need a liberal version of Musk.
We don't need a liberal version of
Rogan.
If your political instincts aren't any better than "the shittiest people alive, but with a different color tie", go jump in a lake.
We don't need a liberal version of Musk.
We don't need a liberal version of
Rogan.
If your political instincts aren't any better than "the shittiest people alive, but with a different color tie", go jump in a lake.
My friends describe me as way too yabba-dabba and not nearly enough doo
January 22, 2026 at 2:16 PM
My friends describe me as way too yabba-dabba and not nearly enough doo