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northernrobot.bsky.social
Sam
@northernrobot.bsky.social
210 followers 280 following 2.4K posts
Theatre lighting and sound by day, simping for Aziraphale by night, usually posting about being emotionally devastated by Good Omens or Arsenal FC
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 15h
And my jail cell is nowhere near as chic
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 15h
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 15h
All alone in a tiny little hotel room in the garden of a pub and the bathroom has started making the most haunted sounding banging noises 😭😭😭
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 15h
Oh no, what a nightmare! Hopefully they've given you some good drugs to get it sorted quick - look after yourself 🫂🫂🫂
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 16h
Good luck Hineko 🫡 I'm gonna stay nice and cosy in my cell
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 16h
Just when I thought I was out of the clowning game... 🤡🤡🤡
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 17h
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent dusty meal??
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 17h
No you are not sorry don't lie! 💀
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 17h
YUMM
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 18h
I want to believe...
A clown smoking
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 18h
Well there was no sense in letting him go to waste but G.O. Jail doesn't need to know that!! We can get away with it still
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 18h
I THOUGHT IT WAS PARMESAN
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 18h
You can have my cell, just open the door and we can swap!! The hamster will never notice
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 18h
I thought it would be like blue cheese, just get better with age... I was wrong. I barely survived the night and now I'm in PRISON for posting one little picture 💀
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 18h
I don't remember asking for more!! It was tasty... but deadly...
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 18h
Are you on Vodafone by any chance?? I've been unable to connect all afternoon, just back now 😭
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 18h
SHE DID FEED ME ROTTEN NIGHTINGALE! Just yesterday, I could have *died*
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 21h
@gojailatarsehq.bsky.social GUARDS HELP VIOLENT PRISONER
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 21h
NOW WHO'S LAUGHING
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 22h
I WAS PROVOKED
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 22h
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 22h
ASK TINY MICHAEL, OH WAIT YOU CAN'T CAUSE YOU KILLED HIM
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 22h
"No apparent reason" means murder and multiple attempted murders now 🤔
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 22h
This is a serious miscarriage of justice 😭😭😭 all I did was post a little angst, I'm not a murderer- unlike SOME people
Crashout
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Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social · 22h
HOW ARE YOU FREE?!?!?!
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