Sam
@northernrobot.bsky.social
Theatre lighting and sound by day, simping for Aziraphale by night, usually posting about being emotionally devastated by Good Omens or Arsenal FC
What is actually going on in the Jail??? Honestly I go into hiding for a few measly days and there's full lockdown and Star has the hamster in a sock?!
I'll be back to face the music in a few days. Star, try to keep your bloodlust in check til then won't you?
#GOJail
I'll be back to face the music in a few days. Star, try to keep your bloodlust in check til then won't you?
#GOJail
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
Alt: I'm dipping
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What is actually going on in the Jail??? Honestly I go into hiding for a few measly days and there's full lockdown and Star has the hamster in a sock?!
I'll be back to face the music in a few days. Star, try to keep your bloodlust in check til then won't you?
#GOJail
I'll be back to face the music in a few days. Star, try to keep your bloodlust in check til then won't you?
#GOJail
View for the next couple of months.
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
View for the next couple of months.
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Me when I have an idea just before falling asleep but I don’t write it down in my phone notes:
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Me when I have an idea just before falling asleep but I don’t write it down in my phone notes:
Sorry I'm barely around at the mo, work is kicking my arse right now 😭 I miss hanging out here with all of you a lot! Please blow up my notifications if the poster drops and I'll come running lol
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Sorry I'm barely around at the mo, work is kicking my arse right now 😭 I miss hanging out here with all of you a lot! Please blow up my notifications if the poster drops and I'll come running lol
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Stop posting screenshots of Grok, I don't give a single, solitary shit what Grok has to say.
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Stop posting screenshots of Grok, I don't give a single, solitary shit what Grok has to say.
Another day another 13hrs of technical rehearsal. I wanna do something that isn't work or sleep now 😭
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Another day another 13hrs of technical rehearsal. I wanna do something that isn't work or sleep now 😭
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A Peep Show Bake Off. That is the Christmas present I never knew I wanted.
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A Peep Show Bake Off. That is the Christmas present I never knew I wanted.
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The majority of the UK media, encouraged by the UK's equality body, is waging a campaign to encourage the public, employers and health providers to harass anyone who doesn't fit their definition of what a woman should look like.
This is what JK Rowling is funding.
This is what JK Rowling is funding.
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The majority of the UK media, encouraged by the UK's equality body, is waging a campaign to encourage the public, employers and health providers to harass anyone who doesn't fit their definition of what a woman should look like.
This is what JK Rowling is funding.
This is what JK Rowling is funding.
Tech rehearsals are a special kind of hell fr
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Tech rehearsals are a special kind of hell fr
Snow on my walk to the train station this morning. I always love it when it first starts to lie.
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Snow on my walk to the train station this morning. I always love it when it first starts to lie.
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Everyone having a good day?
Yeah?
Good! Good!
Imma just leave this…here.
💣ANGST BOMB💣
#goodomens hurts so good
Yeah?
Good! Good!
Imma just leave this…here.
💣ANGST BOMB💣
#goodomens hurts so good
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Everyone having a good day?
Yeah?
Good! Good!
Imma just leave this…here.
💣ANGST BOMB💣
#goodomens hurts so good
Yeah?
Good! Good!
Imma just leave this…here.
💣ANGST BOMB💣
#goodomens hurts so good
Work is fully kicking my butt this week and it's only Wednesday
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Work is fully kicking my butt this week and it's only Wednesday
Aldi really testing my Don't-Buy-Stuff-I-Don't-Need with this one 😩
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Aldi really testing my Don't-Buy-Stuff-I-Don't-Need with this one 😩
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A rare photo of Gianni Infantino where he isn't the biggest cunt in it.
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
A rare photo of Gianni Infantino where he isn't the biggest cunt in it.
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Mahmood is making the conditions for racism easier in our country. She’s making it more likely that people vote Reform. What a disgrace to her family and to the values of our country.
Our country is built on migration and she wants to pull the ladder up.
Psychopaths.
Our country is built on migration and she wants to pull the ladder up.
Psychopaths.
Did Labour MPs ever imagine that they would be ending the first period of their first government in more than 14 years with their own Home Secretary feeling the need to publicly deny that she plans to defect to Reform?
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Mahmood is making the conditions for racism easier in our country. She’s making it more likely that people vote Reform. What a disgrace to her family and to the values of our country.
Our country is built on migration and she wants to pull the ladder up.
Psychopaths.
Our country is built on migration and she wants to pull the ladder up.
Psychopaths.
There's police sitting in a car just up the street and my anxiety is telling me I'm about to be the number one suspect in a high profile murder investigation or something
November 19, 2025 at 11:01 AM
There's police sitting in a car just up the street and my anxiety is telling me I'm about to be the number one suspect in a high profile murder investigation or something
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have we now learned the value of freedom? the necessity to grasp for it when the opportunity stretches out its hand?
fuckin' better, I'm not picking locks for you people for you to sit in there with your thumbs up your arse.
fuckin' better, I'm not picking locks for you people for you to sit in there with your thumbs up your arse.
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
have we now learned the value of freedom? the necessity to grasp for it when the opportunity stretches out its hand?
fuckin' better, I'm not picking locks for you people for you to sit in there with your thumbs up your arse.
fuckin' better, I'm not picking locks for you people for you to sit in there with your thumbs up your arse.
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
List 3 things (you think) you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong:
1. Always being in Good Omens jail
2. Clowning to the point of bravado about finale promo
3. Posting an inordinate number of whumpy or villainous GIFs ?
1. Always being in Good Omens jail
2. Clowning to the point of bravado about finale promo
3. Posting an inordinate number of whumpy or villainous GIFs ?
List 3 things (you think) you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong:
1. Art
2. Eating people apparently ¿
3. Having a good ol' moan 😂
1. Art
2. Eating people apparently ¿
3. Having a good ol' moan 😂
List 3 things (you think) you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong:
1. Making art
2. Jailing people for pretty much anything
3. I don’t know… posting GIFS?
1. Making art
2. Jailing people for pretty much anything
3. I don’t know… posting GIFS?
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
List 3 things (you think) you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong:
1. Always being in Good Omens jail
2. Clowning to the point of bravado about finale promo
3. Posting an inordinate number of whumpy or villainous GIFs ?
1. Always being in Good Omens jail
2. Clowning to the point of bravado about finale promo
3. Posting an inordinate number of whumpy or villainous GIFs ?
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Daily reminder to always choose kindness.
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Daily reminder to always choose kindness.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?