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(he/him) interests: dragon ball z, carly rae jepsen, stuff like that
i do not post anything of value so there is no reason to follow me unless we're friends
i do not post anything of value so there is no reason to follow me unless we're friends
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When I get really mad I have to sit in a cave and draw buffalo being hunted to calm down.
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let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
August 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
they should invent pizza you can keep in your house to eat whenever you want
February 8, 2026 at 7:04 AM
they should invent pizza you can keep in your house to eat whenever you want
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doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
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being a guy who doesn't like soulslikes is so weird. elden ring winning awards feels like a prank. i cannot for the life of me understand why people find this fun.
February 7, 2026 at 7:02 AM
being a guy who doesn't like soulslikes is so weird. elden ring winning awards feels like a prank. i cannot for the life of me understand why people find this fun.
trying to reconcile chappell roan being in fortnite with my sincerely held belief that rise and fall of a midwest princess is a 10/10 album and failing
February 7, 2026 at 4:59 AM
trying to reconcile chappell roan being in fortnite with my sincerely held belief that rise and fall of a midwest princess is a 10/10 album and failing
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I’m a retvrn girl but specifically for making little animals shaped out of clay
i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
February 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I’m a retvrn girl but specifically for making little animals shaped out of clay
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February 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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WIZARDS: BLOCKED ‼️
ROGUES: BLOCKED ‼️
LICHES: SLAIN 🗡️‼️
FIGHTERS: BLOCKED ‼️
DRUIDS: BLOCKED ‼️
WARLOCKS: BLOCKED ‼️
BARDS: BLOCKED ‼️
WEREWOLVES: dm me…
ROGUES: BLOCKED ‼️
LICHES: SLAIN 🗡️‼️
FIGHTERS: BLOCKED ‼️
DRUIDS: BLOCKED ‼️
WARLOCKS: BLOCKED ‼️
BARDS: BLOCKED ‼️
WEREWOLVES: dm me…
February 5, 2026 at 12:31 PM
WIZARDS: BLOCKED ‼️
ROGUES: BLOCKED ‼️
LICHES: SLAIN 🗡️‼️
FIGHTERS: BLOCKED ‼️
DRUIDS: BLOCKED ‼️
WARLOCKS: BLOCKED ‼️
BARDS: BLOCKED ‼️
WEREWOLVES: dm me…
ROGUES: BLOCKED ‼️
LICHES: SLAIN 🗡️‼️
FIGHTERS: BLOCKED ‼️
DRUIDS: BLOCKED ‼️
WARLOCKS: BLOCKED ‼️
BARDS: BLOCKED ‼️
WEREWOLVES: dm me…
me: How's it going
the pirate who's always bored: Yarrr I be bored
the pirate who's always bored: Yarrr I be bored
February 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
me: How's it going
the pirate who's always bored: Yarrr I be bored
the pirate who's always bored: Yarrr I be bored
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lorelai: mom. rory has incredible dexterity, and she wants to be a rogue. it's her decision, that's what adventuring is about
emily gilmore: no granddaughter of mine is going to skulk around corridors wielding throwing knives like some sort of miscreant. we have a perfectly good odachi in the foyer
emily gilmore: no granddaughter of mine is going to skulk around corridors wielding throwing knives like some sort of miscreant. we have a perfectly good odachi in the foyer
May 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
lorelai: mom. rory has incredible dexterity, and she wants to be a rogue. it's her decision, that's what adventuring is about
emily gilmore: no granddaughter of mine is going to skulk around corridors wielding throwing knives like some sort of miscreant. we have a perfectly good odachi in the foyer
emily gilmore: no granddaughter of mine is going to skulk around corridors wielding throwing knives like some sort of miscreant. we have a perfectly good odachi in the foyer
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February 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Human: It’s safe for me to drink from this bottle that is clearly labeled as being for monsters…
February 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Human: It’s safe for me to drink from this bottle that is clearly labeled as being for monsters…
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"In the capital city, Manta Races are often a city-wide event. Fans wave flags and scatter flower petals in support of their favorite racing pair while the Mantas and their jockeys weave through the city's spires and bridges at near-reckless speeds. Overall, an incredibly enjoyable spectacle."
February 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
"In the capital city, Manta Races are often a city-wide event. Fans wave flags and scatter flower petals in support of their favorite racing pair while the Mantas and their jockeys weave through the city's spires and bridges at near-reckless speeds. Overall, an incredibly enjoyable spectacle."
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monthly object-character design study as voted by patrons
February 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
monthly object-character design study as voted by patrons
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We've finally made it. Many jokes to come in the next years
February 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
We've finally made it. Many jokes to come in the next years
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