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Norbert
@norbertmadao.bsky.social
Writer and photographer. Published in Anime News Network, IGN, Playboy, Nerdist and more. Used to have a minorly notable podcast about cartoons.
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I published a short horror story that you can read for free on my Patreon. It's about a guy who gets turned into a cat and hates it.

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Underrated gag I love in Breaking Bad is Skylar being a writer. Early on she suggests she try to write another book so they can make some extra money but Walt dismisses it. Then they pay it off way later when she tries to come up with a cover story for Walt's fake fugue state.
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Letterboxd should have a built-in 3x3 maker.
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I've been rolling around in my head a theory that homeless people are coming to occupy the same space politically as Jews and Romani in how people will use them as a scapegoat for misfortune.

Well, I just read an article that a bunch of failed restauranteurs blame them for going out of business.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Funniest post I saw today was a Ukraine flag in username guy who said if you drop Spotify because of their military drones that means you support Russian terrorists.
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Music streaming subscriptions haven't even been the norm for that long. Maybe 10 years or less. So it's always baffling to me that people talk about putting MP3 files on your phone like it's an ancient arcane technology.
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This is my third year doing an Anti-Spotify Wrapped on my Facebook. I started doing it because at one point I mostly just used Spotify for podcasts and shuffle in the car so Wrapped wasn't actually representative of what I listened to. In 2025 I don't think I used Spotify at all.
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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phil is one of ann arbor’s very best writers — i’m happy to get a brief mention in this long essay about what a “college town” is, both as an imagined community and as a place in the real world.
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Would be cool to be able to go back to the innocent days of my adolescence when I could get horny from looking at JRPG girls who left their shorts unbuttoned as part of their costume.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Nobody told me there was a new chapter of Boys Run The Riot, an amazing manga with a trans protagonist. You can read it on @omoi.com:
Read Young Magazine Special Issue Chapter 2 on Omoi
Join Young Magazine in celebrating their 45th anniversary by reading the very first English edition of the magazine! This 1000+ page tome is chock-full of new manga written by emerging artists and fam...
www.omoi.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Definitely read the original before you read the new chapter! It's a sequel:
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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"Gen Z is doing [X]!"

"Gen Z, or the people in your phone?"

"The people in my phone."
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The anti-trans right has built an infrastructure so well-oiled and generously funded that accurately describing it will make you sound like a paranoid madman.

The liberal "opposition" is practicing for their next podcast appearance where they will argue for separate-but-equal Ladybug soccer.
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Republicans: "We will pay you $1M to say that having to witness a trans barista in Idaho violated your 3rd Amendment rights."

Democrats: "After months of soul searching over this complicated issue, we have come to the nuanced conclusion that your trans daughter must attend school in a dog kennel."
December 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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bad burger date
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You used the word "squick" in your review of an obscure children's TV movie from 2003 so unfortunately I have summoned a meteor to destroy your home.
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I was skimming through art books and found the Freiren meme on page 22 of Andrew Loomis' Fun With a Pencil.
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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The fact that "hypnosis" has become one of the concepts regularly banned on adult websites makes me feel fully insane. We are truly living in the nightmare return of every Christian conservative moral panic we ever laughed at.
Also these TOS aren't any more creator friendly for any non-vanilla creators
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I'm willing to do things other than my dream jobs, but the more I try to expand my scope and compromise, the more it feels like there's just nothing there.

I briefly considered trying to get a job in academia only to discover that it's almost exclusively precarious low-paid gig work.
It’s so cool to have hitched your wagon 20 years ago to an industry that was booming beyond anyone’s expectations and have it turn out to be stripmined and utterly hollowed out by Shareholder Value, and every other industry you could slot into has been, surprise, hollowed out by Shareholder Value
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Okay seriously what the fuck is going on with these yuri bots. One liked a post of mine the INSTANT it was posted.
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
We had to put up with a decade of moral panic about safe space SJW college students and unqualified diversity hires ruining academia. But now if a conservative student gets a bad grade on an abysmal child-like paper then it's an automatic civil rights infringement and the teacher is instantly fired
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
College instructors in 2025 trying to teach conservative students without getting fired.

youtu.be/8yTPbHCJyzk?...
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM