nongebrokts
@nongebrokts.bsky.social
Brooklyn based Jewish celiac, geriatric millennial, hobby forager she/her
Microsoft Copilot popped up with “use us with Excel” and I IMMEDIATELY exclaimed “NOW WHY WOULD I DO THAT” so yes I am handling being at work after my cat died perfectly, thank you for asking
December 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Microsoft Copilot popped up with “use us with Excel” and I IMMEDIATELY exclaimed “NOW WHY WOULD I DO THAT” so yes I am handling being at work after my cat died perfectly, thank you for asking
They should invent a setting on social media for crashing out over your pet’s death. RIP to my Ashkenazi Jewish cat.
December 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
They should invent a setting on social media for crashing out over your pet’s death. RIP to my Ashkenazi Jewish cat.
Haooy Chanyooka Day 7
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Haooy Chanyooka Day 7
Traffic in my part of Brooklyn caused because a matzoh factory burned down? Yes that tracks.
December 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Traffic in my part of Brooklyn caused because a matzoh factory burned down? Yes that tracks.
It’s nice of Dunkin’ to have a sufganyot theme for this Chanukah season #JewsInChristianfields
December 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It’s nice of Dunkin’ to have a sufganyot theme for this Chanukah season #JewsInChristianfields
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
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Someone much more clever than I am pointed out that Frosty the Snowman could be considered a golem, so I ran with that.
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Someone much more clever than I am pointed out that Frosty the Snowman could be considered a golem, so I ran with that.
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
Layering to go anywhere in your overheated NYC apartment in the winter
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Layering to go anywhere in your overheated NYC apartment in the winter
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So there is already an ai-generated whitewashing campaign to bury the name of the Muslim man, Ahmed al Ahmed, who disarmed one of the Bondi Beach shooters, and replace his identity with a white guy name and that’s why even a thimble of our potable water powering this tech is too fucking much.
December 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
So there is already an ai-generated whitewashing campaign to bury the name of the Muslim man, Ahmed al Ahmed, who disarmed one of the Bondi Beach shooters, and replace his identity with a white guy name and that’s why even a thimble of our potable water powering this tech is too fucking much.
I regret to inform you I now have to be 613x more obnoxious about Chanukah than ever. Latkes. Donuts. Hebrew Hammer on NIGHT 1. Multiple spellings. Hannukah. Khanike.
youtu.be/3VDs5OPa7Ng
youtu.be/3VDs5OPa7Ng
Shabbat shalom, motherf***ers!
YouTube video by BRND MYR
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December 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I regret to inform you I now have to be 613x more obnoxious about Chanukah than ever. Latkes. Donuts. Hebrew Hammer on NIGHT 1. Multiple spellings. Hannukah. Khanike.
youtu.be/3VDs5OPa7Ng
youtu.be/3VDs5OPa7Ng
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I don't want to be a "I'm not surprised" guy but covid made it clear that a substantial part of the population wants the freedom to do whatever they want even if it kills them and/or others
strangers are fighting to the death in my menchies over this pretty innocuous take and slinging devastating counterarguments like “what if I had to run away from a murderer” and “I like speeding”
one of my longstanding takes is that car manufacturers should be forced to install mandatory speed limiters in every new vehicle and people react to that like I'm advocating to strip them of their right to free speech
December 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I don't want to be a "I'm not surprised" guy but covid made it clear that a substantial part of the population wants the freedom to do whatever they want even if it kills them and/or others
Someone is blasting Jingle Bells on speakerphone in this train station. Jail please.
December 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Someone is blasting Jingle Bells on speakerphone in this train station. Jail please.
It’s literally me, recalling the small, chill Santacon I encountered during the millennial optimism era when almost no one had heard of them
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It’s literally me, recalling the small, chill Santacon I encountered during the millennial optimism era when almost no one had heard of them
Unsettling HAL 9000-y icon
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Unsettling HAL 9000-y icon
I can’t even tell if the potato menorah suggestion is Ashkenazi shitposting or not, A+ 10/10
December 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I can’t even tell if the potato menorah suggestion is Ashkenazi shitposting or not, A+ 10/10
The WHAT
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The WHAT
Zohran please ban Santacon when you are mayor
December 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Zohran please ban Santacon when you are mayor
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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Just realized I have been relying on my local cobbler since 2010 and that is one of the longest relationships in my adult life! Props to the man who has been keeping my shoes looking new, even if he sometimes asks me “nonbegrokts, what happened?” in the tone of a concerned surgeon
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Just realized I have been relying on my local cobbler since 2010 and that is one of the longest relationships in my adult life! Props to the man who has been keeping my shoes looking new, even if he sometimes asks me “nonbegrokts, what happened?” in the tone of a concerned surgeon
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“No Place For Antisemitism, Jews, In America”
Mike Pence wrote an opinion piece for Fox News. Reading the headline, I was like, "Okay, seems like a normal take."
Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
“No Place For Antisemitism, Jews, In America”
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we are going to win
Today there was an attempted ICE raid in Bensonhurst & community members showed up. Even though NYPD collaborated with ICE by trying to disburse the crowd; community members stood their ground & ICE left without kidnapping a single person per the rapid response groups I'm on. We protect us!
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
we are going to win
If you want an antidote to doomscrolling or posting, join the @sbworkersunited.org picket line! The one I joined recently had a “my neck, my back” chant about their lack of contract.
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If you want an antidote to doomscrolling or posting, join the @sbworkersunited.org picket line! The one I joined recently had a “my neck, my back” chant about their lack of contract.
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.